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Alessandro
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Worcester MA

#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.04
If your cookie is in 2 pieces, the answer is yes.

That's the message I found inside my fortune cookie last night ... how should one interpret this (especially if one didn't have a question in mind before opening said cookie)?





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Since: 30.1.02
From: South Georgia

#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.00
Interpretation:

The guy that writes these is running out of pithy sayings and is trying out random mysterious phrases.



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Since: 24.4.05
From: San Diego, CA

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The answer to every fortune cookie.....At the end of the fortune add two words.....add the two words "in bed".

your fortune now reads..

If your cookie is in 2 pieces, the answer is yes[in bed].


UH, I hope this helps because the whole "In Bed" thing usually fits.

IMO, I think it helps. The operative words "If your cookie".





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