Well, not really, 10 miles up the road at the University of Central Florida (UCF). But I haven't wrote a teaser in about 10 years, since I put RIP on a Flair thread and about got thrown out of town
Trump, bogarting Axl, shows up an hour late to a rabid crowd and a very vocal minority of protesters. They get thrown out and it turns into a Klan rally get hosted by Hulk Hogan. I din't see any blacks and only a handful of Hispanics. For the whites, it was probably 50/50 over 50 vs. under. People were not here to be convinced, just affirmed
Women fainted. Trump pandered with "all those jobs in India will return to the USA! Maybe Orlando!" The crowd popped with the prospect of a 2% chance
Everyone under 40 was on their phones talking, texing or whatever one does on the phone rather than listen. Trump offered no platform or ideas, but will most likely win the nomination based on the dislike of our politicians and Trump's eagerness to feed his ego slapping them around
Good performance by Trump but not as good as a Bush or Giulianni rally. They had BBQ and beer. But if you get a chance to see Trump by all means do. The money match is Trump vs. Hillary, obviously, and when Hillary comes to town it will give me a good chance to see the other side of the fence, so to speak
Demonstrations are a drag. Besides, we're much too high
After going to the website of these polls, I have to say that this thing is way too close to call. Pa, Mo, OH and NC are both well within the margin of error and have enough undecided votes to turn it either way.