Join us in the coming days for the excitement of SKINNY TIE WEEK - yes, I pick the five skinniest ties left in the pile and wear them all in the same week in order to avoid picking them for the rest of the rotation!
This tie isn't so much "skinny" as it's "probably the first tie I had as a kid, for occasions requiring a tie" and it's just pretty teeny tiny. It's made by LINEAR DIMENSIONS and has an appropriately 1980s logo to go with it.
100% SILK (oh REALLY) MADE IN USA WPL 2831 IMPORTED FABRIC
It's also wrinkled beyond belief - well, you can see a wrinkle here so maybe it's not THAT unbelievable.
And also, I didn't even WEAR this tie all that much after my parents had the good sense to buy me a CLIP-ON. Now THERE'S the tie I actually didn't keep - mostly because as it WAS a clip-on, it got shorter and shorter as I got taller and taller.
TOMORROW: JACK'S BACK
When it seems like the whole world is full of idiots, maybe your standards are a bit high. - Guru Zim