Jamal & Rosie attack Mae Young & the Fabulous Moolah. Several people praise them for taking those sick bumps. They earn my respect as well.
The next week, Jamal & Rosie slaughter Lillian Garcia. People post about how great a team player she is, and how well she took those sick moves, even for her first time. She also earns my respect as well.
The week after that, Jamal & Rosie turn MiniDust into a damn pancake. People post that it's amazing how a midget can still be alive after taking those manuevers. He also earns my respect... ESPECIALLY after seeing that nasty move right before the top-rope powerslam.
After lots of thinking I finally came to a theory: Any non-wrestler who gets attacked by the Island Boyz will immediately recieve praise from the Wienerville community. There's no other way to explain it.
"Isn't it ironic seeing a guy with a 'Saved 1' shirt lying in a pool of his own blood with a head-sized hole in the car next to him?" -The Great Thomas on Shawn Michaels
"This could only have been better if Bobby Heenan had been there and said, 'Mini-Dust. He was 28 years old.'" -ekedolphin on MiniDust's attack by the Island Boyz
Well about the first two points I could not see what happend thanks to TSN up here in Canada so it would be hard for anyone without the TNN feed to make judgement about what happend with Lillian and Moolah and Mae Young. As for the Midget yes it takes Balls of steel for some of that size to willingly take that kind of punishment so I guess the little guy has earned some respect.
That and I subscribe to the Al Snow School of thought that Midget's = Ratings.
Enough with the three minutes. Message received. The Somoans are big, ruthless minions. The logical thing to do on next week's raw would be for Goldust to defend the honor of mini-dust by asking for a match against the Island Boyz?
Of course, wouldn't it be hilarious if Triple H started to cut his next drawn out promo only to have it interrupted after three minutes? The glass ceiling shatters as Rosie and Jamal lay out the Game. I can dream.
I said this on the last thread about three minutes...but I'll say it again since it disproves your theory.
It seems that everyone has forgotteh, but D-Lo and Stasiak were the first victims of the gnarly Samoans and I didn't read any big praise threads about them.
"I'm in collision with every stone I ever threw." - David Gray
but his theory is that non-wrestlers will get oodles and oodles of praise, not wrestlers. D-Lo and Stasiak are wrestlers, hence they don't get the praise. Since it shows that a wrestler won't get praise, it enriches the theory... Or something.
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?" - The chilling words of the Shockmaster!
"Here comes Charles Benoit, and he's really mad.....Charles Benoit is here, and he's FUCKING CRAZY"- T.R. on the barbecued cat thread (it's too terrible to link)
THE AWESOME UNDERTAKER drives out - damn, how did those STEEL steps rise up onto their ends and out of the way of - hey wait, I see DUDES there! They must be soulless minions of Big Evil's Red Devil Underwood Deviled Ham Team Evil. What? - CRZ, back to his old antics
You know what I'd like to see? Bischoff sets up a timer on the titantron and demands another non- wrestler to entertain him. Then right at 2:59 when the person acually pulls it off. Bischoff then congradulates the person, but orders Jamal and Rosie to attack them anyway.
World Wrestling Entertainment: for over 50 years the worldwide leader in pissing smart fans off
Originally posted by Fuzzy Logicbut his theory is that non-wrestlers will get oodles and oodles of praise, not wrestlers. D-Lo and Stasiak are wrestlers, hence they don't get the praise. Since it shows that a wrestler won't get praise, it enriches the theory... Or something.
Minidust is a wrestler. Probably.
¡Azúcar, flores y muchos colores! Estos fueron los ingredientes elegidos para crear a la niñita perfecta. Pero el profesor Utonio agrego accidentalmente otro ingrediente a la formula: ¡la sustancia X! Y así nacieron, ¡las Chicas Superpoderosas! ¡Con sus ultra súper poderes, Bombón, Burbuja y Bellota dedican su vida a combatir el crimen y las fuerzas del mal!
If they are planning a one on one match for the World Title at WM21 then there is no way they will have Orton vs Trips any time before WM21. If they plan a 3 way or 4 way for the title then we might see them square off somewhere but it won't be on Monday....
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