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The Great Thomas
Sujuk








Since: 17.6.02
From: Miami, Florida

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#1 Posted on
Okay, let's break this down quickly:

Jamal & Rosie attack Mae Young & the Fabulous Moolah. Several people praise them for taking those sick bumps. They earn my respect as well.

The next week, Jamal & Rosie slaughter Lillian Garcia. People post about how great a team player she is, and how well she took those sick moves, even for her first time.
She also earns my respect as well.

The week after that, Jamal & Rosie turn MiniDust into a damn pancake. People post that it's amazing how a midget can still be alive after taking those manuevers.
He also earns my respect... ESPECIALLY after seeing that nasty move right before the top-rope powerslam.

After lots of thinking I finally came to a theory: Any non-wrestler who gets attacked by the Island Boyz will immediately recieve praise from the Wienerville community.
There's no other way to explain it.



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Fuzzy Logic
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Since: 31.3.02
From: Happy Valley - Goose Bay, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada

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#2 Posted on
well, we can disprove it in one simple step: Get David Arquet to be the next 3 minute man.
Big John DUD!
Linguica








Since: 25.3.02

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#3 Posted on
Well about the first two points I could not see what happend thanks to TSN up here in Canada so it would be hard for anyone without the TNN feed to make judgement about what happend with Lillian and Moolah and Mae Young. As for the Midget yes it takes Balls of steel for some of that size to willingly take that kind of punishment so I guess the little guy has earned some respect.

That and I subscribe to the Al Snow School of thought that Midget's = Ratings.

(edited by Big John DUD! on 14.8.02 1945)
southpaw00
Weisswurst








Since: 16.5.02

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#4 Posted on
Enough with the three minutes. Message received. The Somoans are big, ruthless minions. The logical thing to do on next week's raw would be for Goldust to defend the honor of mini-dust by asking for a match against the Island Boyz?

Of course, wouldn't it be hilarious if Triple H started to cut his next drawn out promo only to have it interrupted after three minutes? The glass ceiling shatters as Rosie and Jamal lay out the Game. I can dream.
The Amazing Salami
Sujuk








Since: 23.5.02
From: Oklahoma

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#5 Posted on
I said this on the last thread about three minutes...but I'll say it again since it disproves your theory.

It seems that everyone has forgotteh, but D-Lo and Stasiak were the first victims of the gnarly Samoans and I didn't read any big praise threads about them.



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Fuzzy Logic
Summer sausage








Since: 31.3.02
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#6 Posted on
but his theory is that non-wrestlers will get oodles and oodles of praise, not wrestlers. D-Lo and Stasiak are wrestlers, hence they don't get the praise. Since it shows that a wrestler won't get praise, it enriches the theory... Or something.
Parts Unknown
Lap cheong








Since: 2.1.02
From: Darkenwood

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#7 Posted on
I don't think this theory is enrich-able.



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THE AWESOME UNDERTAKER drives out - damn, how did those STEEL steps rise up onto their ends and out of the way of - hey wait, I see DUDES there! They must be soulless minions of Big Evil's Red Devil Underwood Deviled Ham Team Evil. What? - CRZ, back to his old antics
BorneAgain
Pinkelwurst








Since: 2.7.02
From: Bloomington, Indiana

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#8 Posted on
You know what I'd like to see? Bischoff sets up a timer on the titantron and demands another non- wrestler to entertain him. Then right at 2:59 when the person acually pulls it off. Bischoff then congradulates the person, but orders Jamal and Rosie to attack them anyway.



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VK Wallstreet
Goetta








Since: 18.6.02
From: New York, NY, USA

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#9 Posted on

    Originally posted by Fuzzy Logic
    but his theory is that non-wrestlers will get oodles and oodles of praise, not wrestlers. D-Lo and Stasiak are wrestlers, hence they don't get the praise. Since it shows that a wrestler won't get praise, it enriches the theory... Or something.
Minidust is a wrestler. Probably.



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Chourico








Since: 7.1.02
From: Franklin, Wisconsin

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#10 Posted on
Minidust is a wrestler. Probably.








Wallstreet, he is. Wrestles in an indie fed in Seattle or something if my memory of reading the dirt sheets 2 days ago holds up.


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