This isn't just a "viral in your face LOL!" thread, friends and neighbors. This is me trying to be proactive, because by all rights this ought to be a sensation in the sports internet deadspin blogospehere.
The Penguins' Evgeni Malkin and Alyonka Larionov, daughter of Igor, make pierogies. I'm not sure who I'm more in love with. Cameos by a mayonegg, Kris "Legend" Letang, Malkin selling a "that's what she said" via wacky face, and Labrum Jones. It has a Fine Babe, Borat-style foreign language humor, fatty food, romance, and zaniness -- I'm not sure how this could appeal more to American viewers.
I'm not huge into hockey, but as a former Torontonian now living in Calgary, the talk of Cujo had me scratching my head. On Sunday, there was conversation that he was signed by Calgary, but he wouldn't don the Flames jersey.