Yeah I know, kinda beating a dead horse, but MAYBE this can be fun! Ya'll know the RAW routine:
Face does a good promo listing his past acheivements and expressing his desire for beating up Paul Leveck and/or becoming the Champ. Paul comes out says he's "the game" and hes "that damn good", etc. He extensively disses the face, who defies all logic by responding with "I'll give you credit" and "yes you are the man" etc.. (The face peculiarly neglects to bring up the fact that Paul put himself on the shelf for 6 months by hitting a guy. From Behind. With a Sledgehammer.)
Foley's the latest to join the HHH "Kiss my ass" club. Booker, Kane, Steiner, RVD and Flair are others. Goldberg and Lesnar are on their way. But who else can we add to the list? Why stop at pro wrestlers? How about Lennox Lewis? Cael Sanderson? Tito Ortiz? Clint Eastwood? Suge Knight? The hiker that hacksawed his arm of to save his life? The possibilities are endless!
-- My personal favorite would have to be R Lee Ermey (Full Metal Jacket), interrupting a cocky HHH promo:
Ermey: Shut the fuck up, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach- around! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck! I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!
HHH: Whoa! I dont know who you are. But around here I am the game and I am that damn good!
Ermey: OK, I'll give you credit. You maybe the toughest guy in the history of the world. But you better watch out! Or else I'm gonna do something. . . . --
Well thats the best I could come up with. And I guess its not a real "game" per se. Anyone else got other ideas?
(edited by cactuspete on 11.6.03 1136)
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