Shaq: Gee Amare! I guess that wasn't our head coach, it was moon mice all along.
Amare: Hokey Smoke Shaq, you're right!
Shaq: Oh well, at least our trades came though and everything turned out happily ever after.
Amare: I don't know about that! Look out the window!
Narrator: AS OUR HEROES LOOK ON WE REALIZE THAT PLANET ORANGE HAS FALLEN OUT OF ORBIT AND IS PLUMMETING TOWARDS EARTH AT HUNDREDS OF MILES PER HOUR!! STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT EPISODE: "So Close and Yet Sar Var" OR "Off With Kerr Head"!!
I typed your number into my calculator
Where it spelled a dirty word when I turned it upside down
Originally posted by It's FalseAlvin Gentry? Seriously? Alvin Gentry who was last seen with the collective corpses of the Clippers? THAT'S the guy that's coaching the Phoenix Suns?
Alright, time to pack it up. Nothing to see here. Wait 'til next year.
Lucky for him his first two games as head coach were against the current collective corpse that is the Los Angeles Clippers!
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It's been pointed out in another thread in the Wrestling forum that the Staples Center sucks at letting people through the gate, so maybe these Laker fans are showing up before the game starts but just can't make it to their seats before tipoff.