Santino Marella & Beth Phoenix vs. Kofi Kingston & Mickie James- Winners-Take-All Tag Team Match The heels win, and perhaps they try some trickery like Beth becoming IC Champ.
MVP vs. Jeff Hardy Jeff, either by count-out or DQ probably.
John Cena vs. Batista This is going to have a cheap finish either way, but I'll go no-contest.
Mark Henry vs. Matt Hardy- ECW Title Henry retains. Not sure why, but I guess that will keep Matt chasing.
CM Punk vs. JBL- World Heavyweight Title Punk retains. 'Nuff said.
Triple H vs. Great Khali- WWE Title We'll see how good Trips really is here....he retains.
Edge vs. Undertaker- Hell in a Cell Tough one...I don't think Taker loses in his return match, but Edge gives him one hell of a fight.
Henry over Hardy via Atlas-ference Jeff over MVP Kofi and Mickie over Glamarella HHH over Khali Punk over JBL, though Punk getting the upper hand on Monday worries me Batista over Cena Undertaker over Edge
Originally posted by djpEdge vs. Undertaker- Hell in a Cell Taker - has he ever lost one of these?
Yeah, he's actually lost several. Lost to Michaels, Angle, Lesnar and Batista.
“How is it that I am a good actor? What I do is I... pretend to be the person I’m portraying. You’re confused. Case in point: in Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson comes to me and says ‘I would like you to be Gandalf the Wizard,’ and I said ‘You are aware that I am not really a wizard?’ and Peter Jackson said ‘I would like you to use your acting skills to portray a wizard for the duration of the show.’ So I said ‘Okay’ and then I said to myself ‘Mmm.. How do I do that?’ And this is what I did: I imagined that I was a wizard, and then I pretended, and acted, in that way on the stage. How did I know what to say? The words were written down for me in a script. How did I know where to stand? People told me where to stand." -- Sir Ian McKellen, Extras
All that matters is that Santino will be champion of the womens. This'll put Michael's "boyhood dream" kneeling/crying celebration to shame. Believe you me.
Santino Marella & Beth Phoenix vs. Kofi Kingston & Mickie James- Winners-Take-All Tag Team Match: Heels, but it's a shame to take the belt off Kofi so soon. Yeah, I said it.
MVP vs. Jeff Hardy: Jeff, another shame.
John Cena vs. Batista: I agree that we may see the cheapness. I'm voting Cena, though. Maybe by DQ if Dave snaps, mostly of out anger at Adamle constantly calling him "Dave".
Mark Henry vs. Matt Hardy - ECW Title: Henry. Next.
CM Punk vs. JBL - World Heavyweight Title: Punk. Clean.
Triple H vs. Great Khali - WWE Title: Is there a Cone of Silence for my eyes? Hunter keeps.
Edge vs. Undertaker - Hell in a Cell: Edge. The evil, crazy edge is $$$$$.
Santino Marella & Beth Phoenix vs. Kofi Kingston & Mickie James- Winners-Take-All Tag Team Match Santino and Beth win. Then a live sex celebration on RAW.
MVP vs. Jeff Hardy Jeff Harvey to continue the family win streak
John Cena vs. Batista No Contest, after a bunch of referees get beat up.
Mark Henry vs. Matt Hardy- ECW Title Henry
CM Punk vs. JBL- World Heavyweight Title Punk retains.
Triple H vs. Great Khali- WWE Title HHH wins.
Edge vs. Undertaker- Hell in a Cell Undertaker wins in a bloodbath.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Originally posted by Rush4LifeSantino Marella & Beth Phoenix vs. Kofi Kingston & Mickie James- Winners-Take-All Tag Team Match Santino and Beth win. Then a live sex celebration on RAW.
If only he was "feuding" with Edge. A recreation of this would be the greatest thing in ever.
Originally posted by Big BadHenry over Hardy via Atlas-ference Jeff over MVP Kofi and Mickie over Glamarella HHH over Khali Punk over JBL, though Punk getting the upper hand on Monday worries me Batista over Cena Undertaker over Edge
Originally posted by djpEdge vs. Undertaker- Hell in a Cell Taker - has he ever lost one of these?
Yeah, he's actually lost several. Lost to Michaels, Angle, Lesnar and Batista.
Yeah, I mean, but besides those, has he ever lost one? Holy crap, how many HIACs have there been?
Originally posted by Big BadHenry over Hardy via Atlas-ference Jeff over MVP Kofi and Mickie over Glamarella HHH over Khali Punk over JBL, though Punk getting the upper hand on Monday worries me Batista over Cena Undertaker over Edge
Originally posted by djpEdge vs. Undertaker- Hell in a Cell Taker - has he ever lost one of these?
Yeah, he's actually lost several. Lost to Michaels, Angle, Lesnar and Batista.
Yeah, I mean, but besides those, has he ever lost one? Holy crap, how many HIACs have there been?
Taker never wrestled Angle in a HIAC. Stupid six man...
He's also beat Foley, Big Boss Man and Orton.
Triple H has the better record. Only lost to Angle and Batista, and he's beaten Foley, Jericho, Nash, Michaels, and The McMahon Family Featuring Show McMahon.
It is the policy of the documentary crew to remain true observers and not interfere with its subjects.
Santino/Beth v. Kofi/Mickie: Faces retain. Neither Santino or Beth really need a belt, and it's too early for Kofi to lose his title. (Although if Russo were booking, I'd call the possibility of Santino coming out as women's champion a mortal lock...)
MVP v. Hardy: Hardy.
Cena v. Batista: I'll go with Cena here.
Mizark v. Matt: Other Hardy.
Punk v. JBL: Punk.
Trips v. Khali: Trips.
Taker v. Edge: Taker wins his comeback match.
"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?"
-Trips vs Khali Khali locks in the vice grip while ref is down. Trips lands the second pedigree attempt (first ends up with him on Khali's shoulders). Hunter retains.
-Wacky match Heels win, with Beth pinning Kofi. More wackyness ensues over who gets which title. * Alternate possiblity: Faces win, Santino blames beth with normal santino sexist remarks, beth destroys santino. I think they're keeping this option in their pocket though, i'd be surprised to see it pulled out this soon.
-JBL vs Punk Punk... but I really don't know that it'll be clean. I think they may be reaching at a long term "gimmick" with punk of "he's strong, to be sure, but is he really world champion strong?" with punk becoming frustrated at his lack of opportunities to prove himself... sort of the opposite reaction, but same circumstances, of the cowardly cheating heel champion.
- Cena vs Batista Like the trips match, both men will hit their finishers on the other and be denyed the 1-2-3 at some points during this match. Very likely may end with a non-finish. I would be surprised if either went over cleanly, although given the choice between the two, I think they'd lean a bit more towards cena. Either one though can keep their mojo through any number of high profile losses. I dont' think we're seeing a heel turn by either one this weekend.
- Taker vs Edge winner: the red cross. Both men will spill copious amounts of blood. Either one will put on a performance worthy of winning. In fact, I think edge will put on the better, stronger, more agressive performance, but taker will pull out the victory.
Santino Marella & Beth Phoenix vs. Kofi Kingston & Mickie James- Winners-Take-All Tag Team Match Beth pins Kofi and claims the IC title, leaving Santino with the Women's championship. Beth faces Kofi in a rematch on Raw and loses the title due to "accidental" interference by Santino, leading to Beth taking the Women's title from Santino at some point in the near future.
MVP vs. Jeff Hardy MVP by cheating, leading to a special stipulation match of some sort at the next show.
John Cena vs. Batista I'm going to go with Cena, with Batista winning the rematch at Survivor Series. I can then see one of them winning the world title at the Royal Rumble while the other one wins the actual Rumble, leading to a rubber match at Wrestlemania.
Mark Henry vs. Matt Hardy- ECW Title Hardy wins the title after botched interference from Atlas.
CM Punk vs. JBL- World Heavyweight Title Punk wins but gets beat down by JBL after the fact.
Triple H vs. Great Khali- WWE Title Khali by DQ after HHH resorts to the sledgehammer.
Edge vs. Undertaker- Hell in a Cell This is a complete toss up for me, so I'm going to go with a masked Kane interfering ala his debut. As for who wins, I'm thinking maybe Edge takes slightly less of a beating from the Big Red Machine and is able to drape an arm over Taker for the win.
Team Glamarella over James & Kingston. HHH over Khali. Punk over JBL. Henry over Matt Hardy. MVP over Jeff Hardy. Cena over Batista. Edge over Undertaker.
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