The battle of th drunks at WM18! Who would you place money on? I feel whoever drinks the most wins which would be Austin easy because Hall can't drink a six-pack without getting sick.
One problem with this idea is that Austin has an eating disorder. He'll probably eat a burger, some fried chicken, a bowl of fruit loops, a vegemite sandwich, kung pao chicken, a falafel, a jar of jelly beans, a bag of pretzels, a pint of Ben and Jerry's "Cherry Garcia", some vennison enchiladas, a pound of beef jerky, and wash it down with ten beers, a Jolt cola, some green tea, and peppermint schnapps right before the match and be too bloated to fight.
This is why I admire and hate Austin. Reading that last post I actually found myself pausing and mentally going "What?" between each damn item.
But how can we have a battle of drunkards unless we make it a Three Way Dance and invite the Hardcore Icon? You gotta have the Sandman to have a proper fight to determine the true Drunken Master.
Austin pours too much of his beer down the front of his shirt and splashes too much of it all over the ring - he gets maybe 1 in 6 all the way down his throat - he looks good doing it though - hook him up to a BeerBong and let's see how he really drinks - Hall is a real drunk so I give him the edge - even with the boot factor
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...Now just get Hawk to be the guest ref and Heenan on color to round it out. I'll bet you could fit a couple of kegs under the Spanish announce table.
This thread has been deemed crap due to the fact that it was started only to get people some Wienerville EXP and has no point whatsoever.
HOWEVER...
If Austin and Hall were to feud, this is how it'd go.
Raw starts, and Austin is out in front of the crowd cutting a promo.
"I was playin' Monopoly."
"WHAT?"
"I bought Boardwalk..."
"WHAT?"
"I bought Park Place..."
"WHAT?"
"I bought the Water Works..."
"WHAT?"
"Marvin Gardens..."
"WHAT?"
"Reading Railroad..."
"WHAT?"
"Stopped on free parking..."
"WHAT?"
"Got sent to jail..."
This goes on all night and is the highest rated RAW EVER.
On Smackdown, Austin is having trouble starting his truck. He suspects trouble, and interrogates everybody in the backstage area. Finally, after a main event of Bart Gunn/The Villano that started hitting Raven after Raven broke tht other Villano's neck, Austin comes out. The commentators (Pair of Kings, King Kong Bungy and David Spade) explain that they had nothing to do with it, but Bundy, the heel man for some reason, accuses Spade to no end. Austin gets on the mike, and then says the following.
"KLEEP KOR GOOT FRIZZIE POP!"
He then giggles like a school girl while everybody in attendance at the arena finally has a legitimate reason to say "what", but remains silent. He then pulls out a can of air freshener and sprays it up his own nose, and goes off on a tangent about how Eric Idle is wrong and huffing household chemicals is okay, cause Stone Cold said so. He then says that there is one man he hasn't spoken to yet about how his car won't start. He calls out Scott Hall.
Of course, he doesn't come out. He doesn't work for the WWF. Austin is just high from his air freshener. He starts screaming, calling Hall a useless coward and a sheppard of the futile. Finally, a guy in the audience wearing an nWo shirt runs into the ring and starts pummeling Austin. IT'S KURT HENNIG! Hennig has Austin in the corner, seated, like he's ready for a Bronco Buster. However, Hennig pulls some floss from out of his pocket and flosses Austin's teeth. Fade to black.
On Monday, Austin comes out and gets on the mike.
"I had a tough time on Smackdown last thursday."
"WHAT?"
"I huffed some Lysol..."
"WHAT?"
"Some Pledge..."
"WHAT?"
"Oven Cleaner..."
"WHAT?"
"The air in the whipped cream can..."
"WHAT?"
"The air in my tires..."
"WHAT?"
"The exhaust of a F-1 racer..."
"WHAT?"
This goes on all night and is the highest rated RAW EVER.
On Smackdown, Hennig comes out, and declares that he has a big surprise. It's Scott Hall. Hall comes out, and makes this statement.
"Hey Yo..."
"WHAT?"
"Austin, I came here tonight to say that I did not short out your truck. In fact, I was wondering if you'd like to go get a bite to eat. There's a really swell diner up the way, and Myrtle's pie's have been great ever since the war."
"WHAT?"
"In fact, it'll be my treat."
What's this? Scott Hall is wearing golf pants that go up to his nipples and lots of argyle!
Sign in Crowd: "CRZ is WALKING to THE store SO he CAN buy SOME fruit COCTAIL"
Hennig explains that Hall is now not just The Bad Guy, but the Old Guy.
This immediately prompts Austin to play pretend with some children. Not just any children, though. Orphans.
Next Raw, Austin comes out.
"Scott Hall..."
"WHAT?"
"Is elderly..."
"WHAT?"
"Is weak..."
"WHAT?"
"Likes long walks in the sunset on the beach..."
"WHAT?"
"Cries when he watches 'Groundhog Day'..."
"WHAT?"
This goes on all night and is the highest rated RAW EVER.
This all sets up Hall/Austin at No Mercy for the European Title. Hennig gets fired previous to this, so Jim Henson is in Hall's corner. Nobody notices the difference.
Well Lexus I like the story but your first comment about the EXPOSURE(If that is what you are talking about?)was interesting, I mean I thought that was the whole point of a forum to show exposure and show views even if they are pointless.
last year at this time they said WWF buying WCW was pointless also! So some pointless facts come become true in the longrun.
My favorite thing about the eddy/jericho team was when eddy would start the match, get trounced by a face and then scamper over to teh corner (on his knees) to be consoled by jericho. It always got great heel (gaybashing) heat.
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