The Pool Boy (okcupid.com) Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss
(edited by asteroidboy on 30.3.04 1706) -- Asteroid Boy
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Originally posted by spf2119Hmmm...I'm not sure I like this answer
The Manchild Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
Your exact opposite: The Bachelor
Of all the people, I wouldn't think I would have something in common with you! But you left out....
But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.
Can't argue that.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret (That other Chris can sleep tonight) CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure. (Hmmmm)
Originally posted by Jeb Tennyson Lund• One of these days, when Triple H is in the middle of one of his long grunting promos, Jericho should just lean forward, stick his finger on the end of Triple H's schnozz and say, "poooooooke!" No one will know what to do.
The Mixed Messenger Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)
Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.
You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit.
Your exact opposite: The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master
In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation, The Peach
CONSIDER: The Priss -------------------------------------------------------- If the Dictator says it's okay, I will do so...and with gusto!
Well, isn't that special. ALthough, we must all be in doubt. I mean, it IS possible that a test on the internet might be..."wrong".
I am also one of the The Slow Dancer. Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm). And i'm quite sure I said no to the dancing question as well. And I don't have a problem with that, i'm a "great, thoughtful guy" whose "love life improves every year." "While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of SMART people." See fellow Slow Dancers we have intellectual conversations, we should have our own Forum, for our smart conversations, and only we are allowed to speak.
Always avoid: The Battleaxe, always a good plan.
Consider: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet
Man, I just checked out the matches in my area, I think like 80% of them were Bi.
Originally posted by spf2119Hmmm...I'm not sure I like this answer
The Manchild Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
Your exact opposite: The Bachelor
Of all the people, I wouldn't think I would have something in common with you! But you left out....
But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.
Can't argue that.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret (That other Chris can sleep tonight) CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure. (Hmmmm)
That was a bit of selective cut and paste I was engaging in, as I had no desire to point out that a matches site basically said "please don't look here". Not that it's inaccurate in my case, but I didn't think I ought to advertise it. *goes off to a corner to hatch evil plots*
Toil not to gain wealth, cease to be concerned about it. Proverbs 23:4
The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
The 5-Night Stand Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSMm)
Compassionate, loving, and understanding, but only for one business week, you are The 5-Night Stand.
Sex is your primary objective, and you are a skilled manipulator. Therefore, you get LOTS of ass. Most likely, you juggle many women at once; you care about all of them a lot, but each of them a little. It adds up, right? One love.
You're not dishonest with people, exactly. It's unlikely, for instance, you'd actually say "I love you," just to get laid; and you might even go as far as explaining "I'm not ready for a commitment" to a potential partner. Of course, when you say it, you'd smile that special smile, like you two have an inside joke. Her.
Your exact opposite: The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer The secret of your success? Every nice person has an instinct to fix the broken dirtbag within you. Women especially have this instinct, because deep down they want their sons to be evil, a genetic advantage.
To wit, your most likely occupations are stock broker, lawyer, and photographer. You are a hard worker, because power and success turn you on.
"While the breadwinning, gentle husbands of the world are mowing their front lawns, you are literally fucking their wives."
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Sudden Departure, The Dirty Little Secret
CONSIDER: The Stiletto
Yeah, that's pretty much me.
(edited by evilwaldo on 31.3.04 1419) Are you a professional halfwit or talented amateur?
Since this quiz was sanctioned by Mr. and Mrs. Zimmerman, I will play, too.
I have joined with the Slow Dancers. I think being older than some of the other posters and having been married for 9 years may contribute to this finding.
The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach
In the context of baseball, the use of drugs hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, the use of alcohol hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, womanizing hurts whom? Maybe the wife of the player? In the context of baseball, felonies are crimes against society, not against baseball. In the context of baseball, gambling is the only crime against baseball.
Gambling, in the context of baseball, is a capital offense and Rose has richly earned-- hell, he agreed to-- his death sentence. Let him hang.
Bob Kohm, co-owner of Rotojunkies.com (rotojunkies.com) , and a large market kind of guy.
I'm The Sonnet. I like the positive spin they put on choosiness; that'll be my out at the next family reunion ("But I'm a Sonnet, I *have* to be choosy!").
I'm not quite sure how I should take the status of the Billy-Goat being bestowed upon me. I guess thats one for the record books. Which record books, I have no idea.
I'd like to check in as the first Backrubber in the hizzy, in the house, and up in this bitch...
The Backrubber Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)
Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.
We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.
Your exact opposite: The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.
Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.
I am not boned up on domain name issues either so I am honestly asking this as you have done some research on this. What about 15 U.S.C. § 1125(d)(1)(B) U.S.
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