Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?
Your exact opposite: The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
What about now?
Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.
You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:
Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.
FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor
CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
I got DGLM (the Gentleman), but the test was strangely familiar. Probably because I took this same test at thespark.com a couple of months ago.
Oddly, then I was apparently a RGLM (the Loverboy):
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat -- Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach
Is it wrong to like the sound of "loverboy" more than "gentleman"?
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Firstly, the only cavassing of users you should be doing is with a heavy tarpaulin, a stack of bricks and a deep stretch of water" -- BOFH speaks the truth about surveys
Hoo-boy. I call "shenanigans" on this one. It says Loverboy, but that can't be right and I KNOW I told the truth on every question. How can I possibly be expected to trust the opinion generated by a random internet quiz? Oh...right
The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach
Where the population of Ann Arbor doubles every home football Saturday.
Originally posted by PhilRippaI got the Gentleman also.
I would like to point that the Gentleman isn't doing the world's greatest job protecting that little girl.
I am full of shame.
Phil
...and he plays for the Ottawa Senators, too. Shameful, again.
(or so it seems with that spartan uniform. Ugh. Are those arrows coming from Toronto or Montreal?
SD2: April, Year 3; what's the point to the Career mode, anyhow? FF7: Disc 1; 4h into game; Cloud...bodyguard, hero, crossdresser?!? FF8: Disc 4; 42h into game; The gang against Adel (and Rinoa?!??!). FF9: Disc 1; 6h into game; Hunting down Dagger after she drugged me!
I am The Boy Next Door, Random Gentle Love Dreamer.
--- On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.---
This is, very sadly, quite true most of the time.
Cerebus: RIP 1977-2004.
"What do you think it's like being created by a manic-depressive, paranoid schizophrenic, hypochondriac, misogynist with delusions of grandeur and a messiah complex?"
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
Your exact opposite: The Bachelor
Toil not to gain wealth, cease to be concerned about it. Proverbs 23:4
Hmmm. Wonder what ol' Mrs. JJD would say about this...actually NO I DON'T.
The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)
Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.
You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.
It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.
If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.
Your exact opposite: The Mixed Messenger Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss
CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse
To get ass, youve got to bring ass." -- Roy Jones Jr.
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Originally posted by KeeperThat was interesting. I ended up being:
The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.
Although I am sure I answered "no" to the question that asked if I liked dancing. :)
Us slow dancers have it rough. They don't recommend us to any of the female types. With the exception of the 'Playstation' catch-all we only get mentioned as 'avoids'.
C'mon ladies. I'm told that I'm "...a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year." Also, "Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive." That's gotta be at least some of you.
I did enjoy this part though:
There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours.
Not too shabby.
-Jag
Wake lost. I am a sad panda.
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Wow, you think they had to wait for Douglas Adams to die before they could put "The Pirate Planet" out? That reminds me, I'd really like "City of Death" to come out on DVD.
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