I loved it. Piranha 3D is what Snakes on a Plane wishes it could have been. It's not just exactly the shameless schlockfest I thought it would be, it goes way, way beyond it. Depraved, gross, disgusting, bloody kills, and so much boobs and ass it's basically a porno movie. Absolutely shameless, especially for a mainstream Hollywood movie. This is not a movie that can be discussed in polite society. But here, I'll say for the interested and like minded, it's fucking great.
1: Start drinking. 2: Pick a theater with a bar close by. 3: Go to bar 2 hours before starting time. 4: Sneak in bottle of booze and buy a extra large drink. 5: Enjoy immensely!
This was GREAT! The one chick that was being carried out of the water by two dudes and then she split in half... AWESOME!
It's very nice to have Carla Gugino to look at on a regular basis. Of course the line of the night goes to Johnny Drama once again after Vince says his birthday wish is for a good year for everyone:
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