The last one went 5 pages, lets see what this one does...
This is a group called the Murmurs, That on the left is Leisha Hailey... I love her!
I'm sure you all know the quite lovely Kylie Minogue. She'd be a 3 spinner if you know what I mean.
Lastly, this is the reason I'm going to hell when I die. Avril Lavigne; the girl of my dreams at the moment. She's about 15 years my jr. and because of the shit I think about when I see her, I'll be sucking satans choad for eternity.
These essays are funny as shit. They put mine to shame and I can see why I didn't make the cut. Lots of guys from NY and one guy from my college made the cut. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050216/intern1