Here now are the 273 people currently showing at ban levels and who may or may not reappear when TROLL AMNESTY is declared. As a further test of my memory, without looking I will attempt to remember how each of them ended up on this list. (Ban level of -2 was a "No longer registered" permaban, -1 was just a plain ol' ban - the distinctions have been muddied over the years, though...)
| 53 | La Parka Es Mi Papa | -1 |
Our good friend from the ezboard - I believe this was a pre-emptory ban
| 91 | KevinKellyisFNHardcore | -1 |
Probably made one lame post too many - I know you're all dying to hear from him again
| 108 | WaxyBo | -1 |
Back during the ezboard days, I pissed off a large clique of people by telling them something like they were really stupid and their in-jokes sucked and I didn't want to read them on MY ezboard, so they got (perhaps understandingly) huffy and started their OWN board. Then, occasionally, they'd make run-ins and make comments that only made sense to people on their board and me. Not wanting to encourage this behaviour, I flaunted my power and banned several of them. I'm guessing that's what happened here. I don't remember any specifics but if I had to guess, Waxy's last post probably had enough allusion to some kinda ITVR thing that I got annoyed and made sure he stayed over on ITVR rather than come back here every six months or year just to make some kinda ITVR-leaning post. I'd like to think I've mellowed on that since it's been a zillion years - I guess we'll see (if they even come back).
| 110 | phil5329 | -1 |
This guy was just bizarre. He used to IM me like he posted here, too. I can't remember why I got sick of him. Maybe it was my brother? Nah, it was probably me.
| 123 | ManiacalClown | -1 |
Now THIS guy I KNOW for sure annoyed me with some kinda "ode to Fros T. Freeze" posting that had no business here. I know this because he did it more than once and I'm sure I finally got pushed over the edge. This guy LOVES me, though - ask him for his animated gif of me doing a riverdance; it's HILARIOUS
| 133 | ironcladlou | -1 |
Just too wrong
| 156 | Skeith | -2 |
This guy actually got the first ban - mostly because he wasn't Scott Keith. (Amazingly, Scott Keith DOES get away with being Scott Keith - but that's probably only because he deigns to post here every 18 months or so, although I THINK he visits every day)
| 163 | BobHollySTILLRules | -1 |
The yin to KevinKellyisFNHardcore's yang
| 171 | A Fan | -1 |
Absolutely so lame I couldn't take it. Has "left" a few times but always came back months later; was banned to make sure he stayed gone. One of those guys who posts nasty things about my "style" of administration on other boards, then gets surprised when nobody offers sympathy
| 193 | WhoBettahThanDeion | -2 |
It's sad but I don't remember this guy. I'm sure he was super lame in the KevinKelly/BobHolly style just from the username - in fact, maybe he WAS one of those guys. That was probably the deal. I HATE it when banned people just register new accounts and expect that I won't figure it out.
| 223 | benny566 | -1 |
This guy's been back many, many times - I think he's my brother's favourite.
| 233 | Pato F1 | -2 |
As ITVR guys go, he's more annoying than most. I believe he's actually been banned from ITVR more than once for roughly the same reasons I ban him here. Back several times under several aliases (and even as himself, until we fixed THAT bug) - I think I actually had to ban some Australian IP space to keep him away at one point
| 236 | GENPAPAPIMP | -1 |
Probably a repeat offender - I don't remember
| 251 | Pato F1 | -1 |
See 233.
| 268 | fs | -2 | | 279 | y2jmichael | -1 |
No idea (that's probably a good thing)
| 331 | pp77777 | -1 |
I think this was another account of....benny maybe?
| 341 | Derek Burgan | -1 |
Look, I know you have to have an ego to write wrestling show recaps, but this guy took it WAY too far - I am assuming he's still an "important" part of the Torch website and won't be back as he has actual FANS over there.
| 366 | Seven | -2 |
Seven forgot his password and registered this account - so I fixed the other account and took this one out. I think this was before I figured out how to delete accounts (or I needed the membership numbers so I kept them around)
| 385 | T.R. | -2 |
Duplicate account for Teenage Riot/Tom Dean
| 400 | cobrawolf | -1 |
No idea
| 403 | P. HEAD FRED | -2 |
Idiot
| 430 | Seth Monroe | -2 |
Seth claimed/claims to be my "nemesis" but I'm not sure that making challenges I can't be bothered to answer is an adequate criteria. At one time, wrote the most entertaining posts on other boards whining about me. I think he ran Scotsmanality for a couple hours or something like that. Might be one of the few people who will NOT receive amnesty
| 455 | Bubbles the chimp | -2 |
Don't remember - surely another socko
| 466 | GREGOR THE BAD | -2 | | 471 | tigershark | -1 |
Don't remember
| 474 | | -2 | | 475 | | -2 |
I think here was where I tried deleting users, but got it wrong and broke new registrations. We put these back in as blanks. I EVENTUALLY got the hang of it - I can't count how many accounts have been deleted; they're almost always duplicate accounts or new accounts from the previously banned
| 481 | Travis | -2 |
The first guy to post a zillion times until I got tired of his attitude and told him to stay away - now posts a zillion times to the DVDVR board - dunno if he'll come back, or how long he'd last if he did
| 482 | Da Fresh Prince | -1 |
Don't remember
| 484 | abcdefghi | -1 |
This guy spammed the heck out of the board, if I recall
| 536 | Marco Paglioni | -2 |
I want to say this was Pato, but I don't remember for sure
Another guy I just got tired of. Don't even know if he's still around anywhere (haven't seen him on Delphi, but maybe he was booted off of there too)
| 627 | BoromirMark | -1 |
Another of my brother's favourites and an early guy to receive lots of zeroes when the rating system was first implemented
| 635 | PandaMask | -1 |
Didn't last long - did he do a lot of third person panda references or something? Hmmm, now I'M making all the panda posts - times surely have changed.
We had a guy named "Zim" who wasn't in my family? Huh
| 698 | Judas | -1 |
I think Scott Keith eventually had this guy prosecuted for stalking. (Or at least, he SHOULD have) Although, for all I know he's still the first guy to respond to every entry in his blog.
| 699 | Angry Cheesehead | -2 |
No idea
| 711 | Bret screwed Bret | -1 |
As gimmick trolls go, this guy was ...I'll say MARGINALLY entertaining and leave it at that. (Note: still not entertaining enough to avoid the bannin')
| 718 | Fab | -1 |
Fab has like five accounts here. When you disappear for six months and come back, it probably IS easier to just register another account, but it drives me up a wall.
| 754 | jsg123 | -2 | | 755 | jsg1234 | -2 |
Sometimes people are unclear on the concept. Today I just delete accounts like these
| 775 | joshuagrutman | -2 |
grut has other accounts here, but I don't think he uses any of them...which is our loss (ha)
| 799 | Scott Summets | -1 |
The poor man's Seth Monroe (now THAT'S insulting!)
| 800 | SmooveK | -2 |
I want to say this is another account of.....hell I don't remember
| 802 | naked_mideon | -1 |
I'll bet if I go back and check, I'll find some HILARIOUS posts - nah, just kidding
| 810 | Pato F1 | -2 | | 811 | Pato F1 | -2 |
Seriously dude, go away
| 854 | Jubuki | -1 |
The notorious CTC posted a zillion times and in every one he was a real asshole. Not even my kinda asshole, either. Still living on other boards and had (has?) one of his own. When amnesty is declared, should he return I give him 50/50 odds I'll be tired of him after one post. I'm sure he feels the exact same way about me, too.
| 870 | danndogg75 | -1 |
shrug
| 919 | JJBotter | -2 |
Botter has like three accounts, too. And fifteen blogs.
| 946 | Lew Zealand | -1 |
I believe at the time I bemoaned the fact that he'd taken the name of my favourite Muppet...and posted the crap he was posting.
| 949 | ja c | -1 | | 962 | the phenom | -1 | | 964 | Raven | -1 | | 967 | mr t | -1 |
They all kinda run together for me, but I'll bet all the guys that can't use uppercase are the same person
| 972 | 411JG | -2 |
Damn you, GRUT!
| 975 | Davros | -1 |
This guy is seriously psycho - I know his twin brother hates it when I say that, but I really believe it. Don't know if he'll get amnesty or not, because I'd hate to see him snap again. I believe his air force base is STILL IP banned from accessing the board - oh oh, did I say "air force base" again
| 981 | flairforthegold1313131313 | -2 |
Surely a duplicate - and using the ENTIRE namespace is REALLY annoying. (Why'd we make it that long, anyway?)
No recollection on any of these, but I'll speculate that the last one existed solely to post ads
| 1164 | not a wrestler | -1 | | 1179 | Who_knew? | -2 | | 1208 | Save Ferris | -2 | | 1214 | Waxy | -1 | | 1231 | Prince P. | -2 |
Couldn't tell ya - Waxy is obviously WaxyBo, but I (thankfully) can't remember any of the other trolls in this group
| 1240 | Faggot | -1 |
This guy was a classic troll - he seemed to exist only to determine how far out he could push "the line," then write fake apologies to me whenever I'd warn him via private message, then repeat. Don't know if we'll give him amnesty. Probably an alternate personality of some other poster here
The guy who came back the most times and was the most transparent about it, for which we thank him. Probably won't receive amnesty, although it might be interesting to see what he could try with his surely-to-be-only one post before we get annoyed and reban him
| 1321 | el DANDY | -2 |
I doubt it
| 1329 | reindeer | -1 |
I think this was another account of one of those guys who existed solely to whip people into a frenzy over in the politics folder. Or maybe it was just one guy with half a dozen names, I forget.
Political guy who was trying too hard to NOT look like a troll, which made him look like the biggest troll of all. Big part of why I have been accused of having a conservative bias. ;-)
| 1444 | Twist of Fate | -1 | | 1466 | BlondeSexySiren77 | -1 | | 1467 | Everything's Fab Again | -1 |
Yeah, 'cause if we banned you ONCE, might as well just reregister and stick another character onto the end of your username. Honestly, why do so many people think this will work?
| 1848 | mackey | -2 | | 1850 | seba | -1 |
I was excited that we finally had a guy from Finland - until I started reading his posts
| 1855 | Viral Marketing | -1 |
This was us, wasn't it? I forget what the point of it was - or if the experiment even got far enough for there to BE a point
| 1859 | KING OF FORUMS | -1 | | 1860 | T.i.O a B.m.F | -1 |
A general rule I like to follow is "anyone who puts words in their header (and not a line break) will probably be banned within six posts"
Notorious spammer spamming his "radio show" - he's probably a decent fella who talks to all sorts of interesting people, but I can't get past all the SPAM he SPAMS with
Y2J 420 probably won't get amnesty - or he'll get amnesty but he won't be able to use it because he's IP banned from so many places - has been back countless times with many aliases
| 1941 | TEN | -1 | | 1942 | AmericanIcon | -1 | | 1944 | Seth Monroe a black man | -2 |
You can tell I got a lot better about shortening the leash 'cause I can't remember ANYTHING about these guys - I think another -proletarian- is in there, but that's about it - I really should just cheat and check the database, but who cares - is this post OVER yet?
TopTenPro will NEVER be allowed back on here EVER. EVER. EVER. I don't want to see his instant messages, I don't want to read his email. He needs PROFESSIONAL HELP. Professional help cannot be found POSTING HERE.
Maybe leggo's gotten better. Maybe leggo's a famous wrestling columnist, too. A couple of moderators are REALLY looking forward to his amnesty for some reason
Davros' 2.0 meltdown is one of the most spectacular to be preserved on this site. Also, his messages about me on the 411 forum still warm my heart to this day.
A lot of these are repeats - I've noticed that the longer out we move from my retirement, the more we only seem to get people who've been here before as new registrants. Too bad I can't figure out how to attract more Roy. and DrDirts...
| 2587 | Dougie Nunny | -1 |
...and less wrestling people trying to put themselves and their projects over.
| 2597 | m07d3r | -1 | | 2599 | allenabgirl | -1 | | 2601 | Your Such A Fool | -1 | | 2605 | deh Freakin pope | -1 | | 2621 | Malarky | -2 |
This guy has been here many times, always with some kind of infomercial name/avatar/whatever - why? I dunno. Why's he keep coming back? I dunno. Do I wish I could just ban AOL sometimes? Yes.
| 2657 | The Mighty Mopdecai | -2 | | 2658 | Dr. Ed Powers | -1 |
This is the one non-infomercial account he uses. (He's not even the real Ed Powers, either!)
| 2664 | PrincePaul | -2 | | 2721 | shooting star | -1 | | 2724 | Shane O' Mac Version 2 | -1 | | 2726 | tombstoner | -1 | | 2727 | Blue Lightning | -1 | | 2734 | Jade_678 | -1 | | 2757 | Little Richard Marley | -1 |
What was the comment at the time? "Dude, that's like 16 H's."
| 2761 | loverboi | -1 | | 2774 | yime | -1 |
I like yime, actually - he was an entertaining IM conversation a few years ago. Unfortunately, he only ever posted because he wanted people to click on some project or other of his. I barely let Stu Stone do that, and he's FREAKIN' FAMOUS!
And finally, some spillover from acmlm's board. acmlm's board doesn't even show us as an acmlmboard any more - what'd we ever do to them but use their software to create a 30.7 million pageview site with over 315000 posts? Oh well, if it keeps guys like Skorpion and shane26 from finding us, I can't complain too much.
TROLL AMNESTY WILL BE DECLARED WEDNESDAY
I hope you've enjoyed this trip down the pothole infested road that is my Memory Lane
Thanks again for visiting THE W message board - the message board administered by REAL LIVE ASSHOLES WHO NEVER LET ANNNNNNNNNNNNYTHING DIE
I just thought I'd share one of only a couple fun PMs I received while I was a moderator.
From the illustrious MovieQuotes:
Originally posted by MovieQuotes
Originally posted by JaguarWe have no strong love of Gimmick Posters around here, so here's the deal. If you want to keep the account and become unbanned, then feel free to PM me back. The catch is that I don't want anymore posts consisting of just 'Movie Quotes' or whatever gimmick you want. If you have an opinion, please share it. If you want to throw a movie quote into every one of your posts - feel free. Just as long as your actual post has some substance. Otherwise, you will be banned again.
Any questions?
-Jag
wasn't aware i'd been banned, only come here like, every couple months to see if my previous gimmick account got banned (usually only takes like, what, 5 minutes)
um, just permban me, cuz i'm pretty sure i'll just start a new one in a few weeks.
The sad face he puts at the end of that always makes me giggle.
Pandas are absurd. Life is absurd. Life is Pandas.
You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.
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Originally posted by geemoneyHow will these trolls know that they're un-banned? Do they still visit often enough to know?
Smart money says no. There's only been one or two that I've seen even online, but then again, that could be a case of most of them not even bothering to log in.
So...is this just a one day thing, or are they actually given the opportunity to come back full time, so long as they keep within the rules?
Whatever the answer, for the ones that listed an e-mail, drop them a mass one about Amnesty Day. Worst that can happen is that they just write it off as spam, which would be ironic because some of them got banned for spamming in the first place.
(edited by gugs on 28.11.05 1914) This will get added at the end of each post you make, below an horizontal line. This should preferably be kept to a small enough size.
Did you moderators unban the two or three guys I banned? I think I banned Dr. Ed Powers, and I remember something about TopTenPro, but that might have been a nightmare.
Side note- gugs -I accidentally hit the ignore thing on your post instead of reply at first, I didn't nean it if it shows up somehow.
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I don't remember who this guy is, but he sure tried to get a lot of accounts!
I just wanted to give some input on this one. I can tell you for a fact the Maniac is very different from the other two user in this group for three reasons (which I hope doesn't hurt me in anyway )
1.) -abal- has a German flag which would make him from an entirely different country.
2.) XManiac24 posted about 100 times, and most in the "Wrestling" folder which makes him different from Maniac (Mike) who knows nothing of wrestling and only found the board because he was curious of where I found all the good pictures, games, and other fun stuff that I was sending him. (Yes, I finally broke down and told him. I also sent a PM to Guru about this because the IP's might match, and I also figured he'd lose interest and find something else to do with his online time.)
3.) Other than the annoying .gifs and the stupid background that was changed after CRZ and Guru mentioned it, he is harmless. In fact, I am sure he doesn't even know he is banned as he's been here this month (to read), and hasn't even mentioned to me about being banned.
Anyway this was to clarify and not to question the ban, because it really doesn't matter to me (and I wasn't aware he was banned until now), but the above quote is not true.
On another note, when is the amnesty anyway? (Changing subject!)
Murphy's Law "The odds of the bread landing buttered side down are directly proportional to the price of the carpet."
Originally posted by KeeperOn another note, when is the amnesty anyway? (Changing subject!)
Originally posted by AWARULZ He said Wednesday at the end of the 1st post (maybe you teared up after finding out TTP won't be back EVER! EVER! EVER! (Damn Conservative ZED)
I should have seen that. Thanks.
(edited by Keeper on 28.11.05 2336)
Edit: After re-reading that, it comes across as cold. I totally missed that and thank you to AWArulz for the info.
(edited by Keeper on 28.11.05 2342) Murphy's Law "The odds of the bread landing buttered side down are directly proportional to the price of the carpet."
TopTenPro will NEVER be allowed back on here EVER. EVER. EVER. I don't want to see his instant messages, I don't want to read his email. He needs PROFESSIONAL HELP. Professional help cannot be found POSTING HERE.
I hope I'm not speaking out of school here (as a humble mostly reader and only semi-occasional poster) but given what I might consider the spirit behind "Troll Amnesty," I would be deeply intrigued/amused at the prospect of Requiem for a TopTenPro.
With memories of his pretty epic meltdown and a thread (that makes me laugh just thinking about it) concerning his BEGGING CRZ to be allowed back into The W (something about a ban for a long time, where he could only hold out like 5 days or something before breaking down), THEN him only getting a blank screen when he visits here.
Of course, this is easy for me to say given that I have nothing to do with any of this besides getting to watch the imminent meltdowns (hopefully with accompanying IM transcripts), and don't have to deal with the pure insanity that these people bring (particularly true in this case).
Originally posted by CRZ>| 455 | Bubbles the chimp | -2 |
Don't remember - surely another socko
That was me. You Banned/Unregistered that username after I forgot my password and registered this one. Off subject: how would i go about changing my username to something less dated and pointless? Like when Rikodozan changed to Zeruel.
Let me tell you something, the day JBL rubs soap on my ass will be JBL's last day.
I need to see Davros and A Fan back. They were so much fun to watch/read. And now after reading all this, perhaps to get one more post from BobHollyStillRules about wrestling and whether he regrets his long goodbye speech would be tremendous.
Maniacal Clown was hilarious, as was Boromir Mark. Actually I respected Boromir for being SO hated and yet not ever backing down from his views, however crazy most of us thought they were.
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So, just for shits and giggles purposes, how does one find some of the posts written by these banned users? Whenever I see a "banned" or "no longer registered" user in a thread I'm reading, I like to read through some of their posts to amuse myself, and to see exactly what was the "leave and never come back" point.
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Originally posted by ekedolphinSo, just for shits and giggles purposes, how does one find some of the posts written by these banned users? Whenever I see a "banned" or "no longer registered" user in a thread I'm reading, I like to read through some of their posts to amuse myself, and to see exactly what was the "leave and never come back" point.
CRZ put the user's ID number next to their name in his first post. For example:
Originally posted by CRZ>| 455 | Bubbles the chimp | -2 |
Don't remember - surely another socko
That was me. You Banned/Unregistered that username after I forgot my password and registered this one. Off subject: how would i go about changing my username to something less dated and pointless? Like when Rikodozan changed to Zeruel.
All you have to do is ask. CRZ was really good about changing my user name from my initials to what I use now (my middle name).
Originally posted by lita_is_da_bestwhats with all the fucking Lita haters im a lita fan and im proode to be itDo you know what i hate the most................... people who think just because Lita is famous and wrestles that she is a fucking whore i don't think she is and you shouldn't judge for what they look like as well so all you Lita haters stop hating because you r only fucking jealous
The curious thing is that this happened in February 2004, an entire year before people you'd see a lot of posts crassly calling Lita a whore.
Originally posted by JustinShapiroThe curious thing is that this happened in February 2004, an entire year before people you'd see a lot of posts crassly calling Lita a whore.
Well, you know...troll to some, ahead-of-their-time psychic to others.
(edited by Blanket Jackson on 30.11.05 1112) "He's too much of gentleman to assume that the lady he is with would have a disease and he's man enough to raise any offspring that should arise. HE IS AL WILSON."[-DEAN~, 7/22/05]
Hey boss, sorry if I caused you any trouble in the past. It was not my intention. I hope we can put this whole mess behind us. Other feel-good statements.