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Since: 20.1.02
From: Quebec City, CAN

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.12
http://www.subservientchicken.com/

I spent 20 minutes on this thing.





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Since: 23.1.02
From: In a Blue State finally

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.62
I think I may have nightmares about this one.

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Since: 3.1.02
From: Niagara Falls ONT. Canada

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.70
I think I may enjoy this even more, if the chicken didn't freak me out so much.



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Since: 16.4.02
From: Green Bay, WI

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.25
Sorry, I tried and tried...but it wouldn't lay down for HHH. :-)



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Since: 9.12.01
From: ミネアポリス

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.07


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JST
Toulouse








Since: 20.1.02
From: Quebec City, CAN

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.12
Missed that one. My bad.





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Since: 9.12.01
From: Bay City, OR

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.83
electric slide
breakdance
do the worm
do the hustle




Willful ignorance of science is not commendable. Refusing to learn the difference between a credible source and a shill is criminally stupid.
SchippeWreck
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Since: 26.3.03
From: Glendale, CA

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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.76
    Originally posted by Guru Zim
    electric slide
    breakdance
    do the worm
    do the hustle



He'll also do the Cabbage Patch, but it's WHACK, yo.

I sense just a little bit of editing on his backflip, too. ;)




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Self-esteem is for everyone,
You can dream and be anybody,
But, self-esteem is how you get it done."
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Andouille








Since: 2.11.02
From: Edinburgh, Scotland

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.42
    Originally posted by Guru Zim
    electric slide
    breakdance
    do the worm
    do the hustle



Hey, I tried getting it to do the Worm and he just kinda scratched his head and looked at me like I was mental. And coming from a full grown man in a chicken suit taking orders over the internet, that hurt
EDIT: His attempts at handstands are truly abysmal, but his persistence is more than admirable ;)

(edited by dMr on 12.4.04 2304)


astrobstrd
Bockwurst








Since: 13.3.02
From: Loveland, OH

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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.39
Be a Ninja.
Strike a pose.
Clap.

these are my faves so far



And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
StaggerLee
Scrapple








Since: 3.10.02
From: Right side of the tracks

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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.75
Throw a pillow
Scratch your ass
turn off the light
Rub your nipples
Mosh

ALL WINNERS!



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Since: 9.12.01
From: Bay City, OR

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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.83
did you put in

do the worm

I forgot:

running man
taco


(edited by Guru Zim on 12.4.04 1536)


Willful ignorance of science is not commendable. Refusing to learn the difference between a credible source and a shill is criminally stupid.
dMr
Andouille








Since: 2.11.02
From: Edinburgh, Scotland

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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.42
    Originally posted by Guru Zim
    did you put in

    do the worm


Yup. And he was having absolutely none of it.

I'll surely try again though

On the bright side the bird sure can riverdance.

But can he style and profile? We shall soon see........

EDIT: There he goes, worming away now. It gets confused with the peoples elbow though and just translates the 'bow'.

Stupid chicken.

(edited by dMr on 12.4.04 2344)


SchippeWreck
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Since: 26.3.03
From: Glendale, CA

Since last post: 2106 days
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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.76
My new faves:

"YMCA"
"Hide"
"Burger King"
"McDonalds"

Can anyone get him to do anything with: the white blanket, that rope thing on the floor, the TV stand, or the bookshelf in the back?




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Self-esteem is for everyone,
You can dream and be anybody,
But, self-esteem is how you get it done."
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Since: 9.12.01
From: ミネアポリス

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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.07
    Originally posted by SchippeWreck
    Can anyone get him to do anything with: the white blanket, that rope thing on the floor, the TV stand, or the bookshelf in the back?
"Read a book"
It doesn't "remove the mask" but it *does* react to the request


(edited by CRZ on 13.4.04 0057)

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Spaceman Spiff
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Philly Suburbs

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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
"sword fight"
"Heisman"
"make me a sandwich" (he proceeds to grab 2 couch cushions, then lie down on the floor between the cushions)



Barbwire Mike
Boudin rouge








Since: 6.11.03
From: Dudleyville

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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.60
He gets an attitude if you tell him to masturbate. I hate prude chickens.



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StaggerLee
Scrapple








Since: 3.10.02
From: Right side of the tracks

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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.49
But there IS a way to make him masterbate.....



Thank you for your irrelevant opinion.
dMr
Andouille








Since: 2.11.02
From: Edinburgh, Scotland

Since last post: 2852 days
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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.42
    Originally posted by StaggerLee
    But there IS a way to make him masterbate.....


The only strange thing I found was when I asked him to do some 'sexual walking' (styling and profiling confused him) and I got a message on the screen saying the content wasn't suitable for all viewers.


I beat a hasty retreat at that stage.

Overgrown chicken porn just ain't right




Nate The Snake
Liverwurst








Since: 9.1.02
From: Wichita, Ks

Since last post: 7192 days
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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.90
He'd be considerably less disturbing if he weren't wearing lingerie. As it is I get a "furry" vibe that makes it tough to enjoy ordering him around. :\



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