Originally posted by EddieBurkettThis article is worth it for the ending two paragraphs.
Well, come on now. If someone came in my office right now and said "Hey, there's a five-foot whale pecker in the middle of the street," I know that _I'm_ going to go take a look. That's one of those "now THAT's something you don't see every day" kind of experiences.
"It looks like it was a larger dog with tighter skin, and then someone grabbed him by the anus and pulled him as hard as they could." -- David St. Hubbins of Spinal Tap, explaining the Shar-Pei
Phew. For a moment, I was concerned something tragic had happened to Dusty Rhodes. But, that would be more along the lines of Bleached Whale rather than Exploding Whale. Remember, order the veal.
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