CRZ NOTABLE QUOTABLE OF THE MONTH: KANE: Triple H...tonight, I will burn the flesh from your body! MICHAEL COLE: OH MY GOD. KANE THREATENING TRIPLE H, SAYING HE'S GONNA BURN THE FLESH FROM HIS BODY! CRZ: Umm, I heard it the FIRST time! -- WWF Smackdown, 9/9/99
Please no. Just let X-Pac go. Nobody wants to see him anymore.
These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN! – Dean Rasmussen 8/1/2002 Smackdown Workrate Report
Originally posted by evilwaldoPlease no. Just let X-Pac go. Nobody wants to see him anymore.
Looks like you got your wish, evilwaldo. WWE and X-Pac have parted ways by mutual decision (a.k.a. ). No more ratty little sucka for Kane to kick around.
Steph
I'm going twenty-four hours a day...I can't seem to stop - "Turn Up The Radio", Autograph
That's funky looking. I know the Warrior joke was made before in the thread but geez does that look like the old Warrior mask looked. Perhaps that's what happened to all those Warrior masks Vince never sold in the early 90's.
You never know when you'll meet that special someone... the someone that's mysteriously blind to your flaws. or, you know, stupid enough not to realize that yes, you really are that cynical.
That new mask kicks ass. I can't wait to see him wear it. I wonder if his lips will be in tact, since be was a 'burn victim' *wink wink* and most people who have their faces burnt have no lips, or severely damaged lips. But I don't really care anyway, I'm being facetious.
BTW, I think the new mask looks like Spawn's mask, but without the black part covering Kane's mouth. But that's just me.
Is it just me, or does that mask remind anyone else of Batman? So now, we'll have the Big Red Dark Knight, avenging!
Nah...
But truthfully, it DOES look badass, and for once they're actually DOING SOMETHING WITH KANE...instead of "KANE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO" (thanks Z!), we'll just have "KANE".
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"Smile." Maguire (Jude Law), Road to Perdition
"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" The President (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Bomb
Originally posted by TicamoThat new mask kicks ass. I can't wait to see him wear it. I wonder if his lips will be in tact, since be was a 'burn victim' *wink wink* and most people who have their faces burnt have no lips, or severely damaged lips. But I don't really care anyway, I'm being facetious.
BTW, I think the new mask looks like Spawn's mask, but without the black part covering Kane's mouth. But that's just me.
When he was a away he probably had "Plastic Surgery" in a storyline type of way.
They did smash his face,remember?
Rebecca: Oh,face it,you just hate everybody.
Enid: That's not true.I just hate all these extroverted,obnoxious,pseudo-bohemian losers.
This should definitely go a long way toward improving his promos and in-match storytelling by allowing more expressions and eliminating the muffled garble he used to say.
You don't have to go that far to find a resemblance for the new mask though...remember when the Undertaker wore a Phantom of the Opera style mask for a while?
"My doctor says my nose would stop bleeding if I'd just keep my darn finger out of there!" --Ralph Wiggums
Originally posted by WyldeWolf1This should definitely go a long way toward improving his promos and in-match storytelling by allowing more expressions and eliminating the muffled garble he used to say.
You don't have to go that far to find a resemblance for the new mask though...remember when the Undertaker wore a Phantom of the Opera style mask for a while?
Yes because his face was smashed,too.
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Rebecca: Oh,face it,you just hate everybody.
Enid: That's not true.I just hate all these extroverted,obnoxious,pseudo-bohemian losers.
It looks cool.. kinda a letdown that they give it away already though. Maybe it's less important for the casual fan/mark but I thought we had some nice discussions here for his return and the look he would have. And now he says on WWE.com that he will be wearing a mask and all and I was like 'oh...doh' and now I see it and I am like 'oh ..doh;;' I like the mask though. Great to have him back soon..
Btw..Parts Unknown said: 2. It kinda reminds me of the mask Brutus Beefcake wore after the parasailing accident.
In the WWE.com interview he talks about the new outfit being more edgy, and right away I feared for even more gauze because then he would look like the Brutus the Barber/Booty disciple. Let's hope this is just a coincidence then
"...And I use that to fuck them some place fairly uncomfortable." "What, like the back of a volkswagen ?" -Mallrats
I like BongHitter's idea for the plastic surgery angle. They should have built up Kane's unmasking for weeks, and finally the big day comes, Kane removes the mask, and it's Kevin Nash! Kane was Kevin Nash all along!!! And from then on, he's the Big Sexy Machine.
And here I was under the impression that he wore a mask because he was BURNT underneath, or something. Apparently some of it has healed with the smaller mask? ;-)
Going Anon: You failed to note the very loud "Erik Watts sucks" chant while he's being interviewed in the back.
I have failed each and every one of you.
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