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Lap cheong

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EDIT: Crap, forgot an icon. Can somebody with the power to please throw the Lost icon up?

This was apparantly shown at Comic Con. It for a station called The Orchid which seems to have something to do with mammalian genetic engineering type stuff. Dr. Marvin Candle appears, though with another name and 2 fully useable arms which are holding a rabbit.

The blog linked to has the video, screencaps, and transcript.

Here's the transcript in case this doesn't stay up for any reason:

voices murmuring in the background as young woman applies makup to
Candle: Sighs I'll never get used to wearing makeup.
Voice: You look great. It takes away the shine.
Candle: Who cares if I shine? I'm a scientist. I'm not a---
Voice: Turn the rabbit around, please.
Candle turns the rabbit around, revealing #15. He has no prosthetic
Voice: Got it.
Candle: Hello, I'm Dr. Edgar Hallowax and this is the orientation film
for Station 6 of the Dharma Initiative. As you no doubt -
[Inserted frame of the Hanso Building]
-surmised, Station 6, or the Orchid, is not a botanical research--- We
apologize for asking you to deceive your family and colleagues. This is
of course in the interest of their own security. The unique properties
of this island (aided?/ created?) a kind of Casimir Effect allowing us
[Inserted frame of 'God loves you as he love Jacob"]
The field you have been selected to study is highly volatile and
potentially dangerous. But over the next few minutes we'll demonstrate
the elaborate safety measures that have been put in place to ensure
[Something falls from the ceiling. It might be a rabbit.]
Candle: ---The Hell!
Voice: Hey, what is that? What's going on?!
Camera wobbles and pans to shelf showing a rabbit # 15 or 16?]
Young woman: Oh god! It's 15 (or 16?)
Candle: ---The hell!
Candle: Don't let them near each other! When did you set the shift?
Young woman: Negative 20.
Candle: How long?
Young woman: Nine minutes, but we're still learning---
Candle: Into camera Why is this still running?
Voice: You told me to keep the camera running no matter what.
Candle: Turn it off!
[Inserted upside down frame of bicycle on what appears to be the
Otherville Common.]
Candle: Hello, I'm Dr. Edgar Hallowax and this is the Orientation Film
for Station 6 of the Dharma Initiative. As you've no doubt surmised,
Station 6, or the Orchid, is not a botanical research unit...

To save some time, here's the Wikipedia article on the Casimir Effect (

(edited by samoflange on 30.7.07 0807)

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Matt Tracker

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Those voices at the beginning sound like the ones heard in the jungle.

"To be the man, you gotta beat demands." -- The Lovely Mrs. Tracker
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I really liked this episode, but the show is becoming much more hit and miss than the constant "brings the funny" it was there for a while. This is my biggest gripe with this season so far.
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