So, I'm reading the news update over on WO.com and I saw this
Chris Jericho and The Miz are having a feud on Twitter where they are trying to out insult each other. Miz is getting drubbed so far.
and I knew, I had to see it, right away. And since it's a lot of work to follow back and forths on twitter, I thought I'd throw it all together to make it easy. Read it now, and feel like you know what's going on when they inevitably reference this on TV.
staring: IamJericho and mikethemiz, over the course of a three days and counting (and on two different foreign tours.)
Miz: theres a 10 story parkin structure with thousands of fans booing me as i walk to the bus. im awesome Jericho: you're gay Miz: u flat iron ur hair n im the gay one? Jericho: hmmmm good call. Then again u use mounds of sculpting paste to assemble your purple fauxhawk as u admire yourself in the mirror Miz: if u looked this good u would do the same. Jericho: if I looked that good I would put a bag on my head Miz: i cant do this back n forth my dad always taught my to respect the elderly. Jericho: Did he teach u to say "do u want fries with that?"...might come in handy someday. Miz: it did come in handy back in 1996 remember those days when u actually had hair. its cool though bald is the new black. Jericho: And the fauxhawk is the new fanny pack. Miz: listen clay jericho i mean chris aiken i mean y2gay ryan seacrest called n he wants his highlights back Jericho: Adam lambert called and he wants you back... Miz: i ate some bad food i have to go take a chris jericho Miz: as i sit here in the stalls of jericho i cant get this parasite out does anyone have a code breaker? Miz: code broken i broke the walls down. Jericho: Just heard Miz's match tonight in Adelaide was cancelled due to lack of interest... Jericho: I'm glad Miz thinks of me when he's taking a dumpski. I think of him when I'm banging his mum... Miz: i just talked to my mom and she said not to worry it happens to alot of guys, you were nervous. Also y does she call u pinky Jericho: I heard Miz had a barnburner of a match tonight...people ran out and burned their barns in protest.
BONUS: Maryse: btw my signin today was insane, the miz couldnt stop talking, bla bla bla and blaaaaaa bla he loves me, haaa what man wouldnt be xxx
I like to imagine "xxx" means she's doing the hand gestures. Lesson learned is twitter is truly AIM of 2002, except for the whole world to see.
I've seen people mention it before but I am totally oblivious to Jericho losing his hair. Is it glaring and I haven't noticed since I don't have an HD television (I am posting this on dialup too, not really)? Is it just thinning or is there a bald spot? Is it disguised by the mousse-up?
Originally posted by JustinShapiroI've seen people mention it before but I am totally oblivious to Jericho losing his hair. Is it glaring and I haven't noticed since I don't have an HD television (I am posting this on dialup too, not really)? Is it just thinning or is there a bald spot? Is it disguised by the mousse-up?
I noticed it when I saw the top of his head at the book signing I went to in fall '07, and I'm no doctor but I think that's usually the kind of thing that gets worse instead of better.
I vote "NO" on Twitter on the Shitter. Ew. However, Jericho loses points for the dreadful puns and the easy Lambert reference. Plus, he does have a fivehead. I score the card 29-28 Miz.
You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.
"Mangini might not have had balls, but he DID have soft, supple breasts." (SEADAWG)
So we can pencil Jericho/Miz in an Extreme Slap Fight at Breaking Point? Or should we wait for Hell in a Cell?
EDIT: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER @IAmJericho just heard this band who r supposed to be the new jonas brothers the singer sounds like hannah montana. theyre called fozzy
Originally posted by thecubsfan and I knew, I had to see it, right away. And since it's a lot of work to follow back and forths on twitter, I thought I'd throw it all together to make it easy. Read it now, and feel like you know what's going on when they inevitably reference this on TV.
This is the thing I don't understand about Twitter, why does it have to be so hard to sort and organize? Nice work on the hook up.
Is there a list of wrestlers who tweet somewhere? (Joey Styles as a big letdown)
EDIT: There's been a bit more back and forth, but you always have to like a shot at Jericho's rock career ...
Miz: just heard this band who r supposed to be the new jonas brothers the singer sounds like hannah montana. theyre called fozzy
And it continues: Over the past few hours, we've had the following:
Miz: just heard this band who r supposed to be the new jonas brothers the singer sounds like hannah montana. theyre called fozzy.
Jericho: 15000 fans in attendance tonight and not one of them will buy a Chick Magnet tshirt.
Miz: and im sure the fans in japan r excited about seeing u in ur banana hammock.
Jericho: wow the foxtail call center huh? What's next, a signing at piggly wigglys?
Miz: y did u want me to pick u up some tampons for u?
Jericho: that would be great and can u please pick me up some pepto as well...I just watched one of your matches.
Miz: this tweetwar is so childish y dont u deal with ur midlife crisis with writin a new book entitled around the world in depends.
That's it for now. Nothing new from Maryse. Don't get the book title reference by the Miz, though. Help?
Forfeit the game, before somebody else takes you outta the game, and puts your name to shame Cover up your face, you can't run the race The pace is too fast, you just won't last - "Points Of Authority" - Linkin Park
We've seen a lot of athletes that have taken things like Twitter and used it as an outlet to the public and kind of bypass or at least outscoop the media. Now if wrestlers started doing this as a way to go into business for themselves, or at least use the medium as a way to express the ideas and start feuds with guys that the fans want to see but the politics in the business squash and we never hear of them ... isn't that a huge win for us?
Originally posted by BigDaddyLocoWe've seen a lot of athletes that have taken things like Twitter and used it as an outlet to the public and kind of bypass or at least outscoop the media. Now if wrestlers started doing this as a way to go into business for themselves, or at least use the medium as a way to express the ideas and start feuds with guys that the fans want to see but the politics in the business squash and we never hear of them ... isn't that a huge win for us?
A little bit of joking around I'm sure is fine. But you used the phrase yourself : "Go into business for themselves." I can't see Vince taking that as other than an affront.
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