Not quite as weird as Eddie Griffin getting into an accident because he was masturbating and watching porn in his SUV, but...

Kwame Brown allegedly swiped a guy's $190 birthday cake and tossed it at him outside the nightclub for, well, no apparent reason, except that everyone knows cake plus a guy's face equals comedy.

$190 is a lotta money for most people, though; granted all the facts haven't come in but I figure Kwame should at least have to pay for the thing.

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--The Oracle of the Sunken Valley, The Order of the Stick

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That picture was AWESOME!

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"Hurt me if you must, but let the duckie go."
--The Oracle of the Sunken Valley, The Order of the Stick

Five-Time W of the Day (5/27/02; 7/3/02; 7/30/04; 8/28/04; 12/16/05)

The Only Five-Time (and Last) N.E.W. World Heavyweight Champion

Certified RFMC Member-- Ask To See My Credentials!