Perhaps that's a LITTLE melodramatic. Even given four weeks' notice, it still was really tough to actually get OUTTA there. I haven't had a cel in two years, so don't piss off whatever Marketing drone ended up with my phone number. The pager is handed in and has a dead battery in it, so don't page me. My voicemail *probably* doesn't work, but I suppose it's your nickel and I *did* take away all your other options.
Anyway, my wife is making sure I get good and drunk (and I may already BE THERE by now!) so I'll try to share (I originally typed "shrae") so I'll talk a little more about this tomorrow...or later this week, I dunno. Then -- NEVER AGAIN.
Reading over what I just typed, I am reminded of every time I ever chastised someone for coming onto the GODDAMN MESSAGE BOARD while they're not in complete control of their faculties. It'd be ironic, that is, if I weren't already ABOVE THE LAW AND POSTING ALL **MY** BLOG ENTIRES IN ***CRZ'S WORLD***. THAT'S RIGHT, I TYPED ENTIRES INTSTEAD OF ENTRIES, JUST TRY TO SUE ME YOU DOG DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS
I love you all, though. Don't ruin my board or I'll be pissed when I wake up
(it's Aaron's board too(
Honestly, I'd CORRECT all these typos IF I GAVE A FLYING FUCK
You know I just *gotta* stop including this URL on my resume
Reading over what I just typed, I am reminded of every time I ever chastised someone for coming onto the GODDAMN MESSAGE BOARD while they're not in complete control of their faculties. It'd be ironic, that is, if I weren't already ABOVE THE LAW AND POSTING ALL **MY** BLOG ENTIRES IN ***CRZ'S WORLD***. THAT'S RIGHT, I TYPED ENTIRES INTSTEAD OF ENTRIES, JUST TRY TO SUE ME YOU DOG DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS
You know Chris, this sorta stuff will ruin your whole image of a heartless, unfeeling internet warlord and despot. ;-)
Crackers, Aleeve, and LOTS of cold water, my man. Feel better (or okay at least).
"It is YOU--the quality of your minds, the integrity of your souls, and the determination of your wills--that will decide your future and shape your lives."
Benjamin E. Mays, Morehouse College President, 1940-1967
Originally posted by DrOpCrackers, Aleeve, and LOTS of cold water, my man. Feel better (or okay at least).
Nah man, as much greasy comfort food as you can eat. Eggs, bacon, burgers, all of it. Also, lots of the aforementioned cold water.
(Not Bob Kohm)
In the context of baseball, the use of drugs hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, the use of alcohol hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, womanizing hurts whom? Maybe the wife of the player? In the context of baseball, felonies are crimes against society, not against baseball. In the context of baseball, gambling is the only crime against baseball.
Gambling, in the context of baseball, is a capital offense and Rose has richly earned-- hell, he agreed to-- his death sentence. Let him hang.
Bob Kohm, co-owner of Rotojunkies.com (rotojunkies.com) , and a large market kind of guy.
May I ask the beverage or beverages of choice? It truely does make a difference. It helps to know what road Dean is going to be headed down on the WorkRate Reports.
I don't take you for a beer man and even though your posts read like you've been drinking something strong and hard, you kind of strike me as a wine cooler guy. I was thinking Zima, but you just lost your job so I'll put my money down on Shmirnoff Ice.
Originally posted by Joe E. NitroMay I ask the beverage or beverages of choice? It truely does make a difference. It helps to know what road Dean is going to be headed down on the WorkRate Reports.
I don't take you for a beer man and even though your posts read like you've been drinking something strong and hard, you kind of strike me as a wine cooler guy. I was thinking Zima, but you just lost your job so I'll put my money down on Shmirnoff Ice.
If a skirt got him drunk, odds are it was margaritas.
-- Asteroid Boy
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Originally posted by Joe E. NitroMay I ask the beverage or beverages of choice? It truely does make a difference. It helps to know what road Dean is going to be headed down on the WorkRate Reports.
I don't take you for a beer man and even though your posts read like you've been drinking something strong and hard, you kind of strike me as a wine cooler guy. I was thinking Zima, but you just lost your job so I'll put my money down on Shmirnoff Ice.
My wife had a double margarita on the rocks waiting for me when I got home. I had two. Our brands are Sauza tequila blanco, and Cointreau....cointreau. Verily, her bartending skills are yet another reason I married her.
I then barely kept the buzz from that alive with ASPEN EDGE - A LOW CARB BEER FROM THE MAKERS OF COORS! I had four left from my six-pack, so I drank...FOUR.
There *may* be a booze review somewhere on the DVDVR board, but I certainly won't help YOU find it!
I'm feeling just fine now, so I guess it was an impurity-free drinking session. I still indulged in a non-diet Slurpee on my way back from fixing the servers this afternoon, though.
OH AND there are also some incredibly entertaining IM chats out there - well, they were entertaining to ME when I woke up and read back over what I'd said...mostly a lot of "I said THAT?!?" stuff. Still, it's nice to know that I'm still a LOVING drunk instead of one of those OTHER kinds of drunk. It is all about the LOVE - that one MAN - has - for another MAN. YES.
Originally posted by CRZ I then barely kept the buzz from that alive with ASPEN EDGE - A LOW CARB BEER FROM THE MAKERS OF COORS! I had four left from my six-pack, so I drank...FOUR.
Is this any good, or does it taste like Coors?
(Not Bob Kohm)
In the context of baseball, the use of drugs hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, the use of alcohol hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, womanizing hurts whom? Maybe the wife of the player? In the context of baseball, felonies are crimes against society, not against baseball. In the context of baseball, gambling is the only crime against baseball.
Gambling, in the context of baseball, is a capital offense and Rose has richly earned-- hell, he agreed to-- his death sentence. Let him hang.
Bob Kohm, co-owner of Rotojunkies.com (rotojunkies.com) , and a large market kind of guy.
Originally posted by DrOpCrackers, Aleeve, and LOTS of cold water, my man. Feel better (or okay at least).
Nah man, as much greasy comfort food as you can eat. Eggs, bacon, burgers, all of it. Also, lots of the aforementioned cold water.
Since I just don't get hung over, I'll use Eddie George's hangover remedy: One (1) packet each Goody's, BC headache powders + Two (2) cans Coke = One (1) happy Heisman-winning running back
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"A-Train could wear a Vampirella outfit and I would toast a load to it."
With the address and fax number being given to us, is this a subliminal message for us to start a letter writing campaign for you to be rehired with a promotion, a raise and extra vacation time?
These are desperate times. And desperate times call for desperate measures. Thus, its time to break out the Cubs/White Sox/Red Sox call to put the Kaiser back on the throne.
Originally posted by redsoxnationWith the address and fax number being given to us, is this a subliminal message for us to start a letter writing campaign for you to be rehired with a promotion, a raise and extra vacation time?
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Perhaps that's a LITTLE melodramatic. Even given four weeks' notice, it still was really tough to actually get OUTTA there. I haven't had a cel in two years, so don't piss off whatever Marketing drone ended up with my phone number. The pager is handed in and has a dead battery in it, so don't page me. My voicemail *probably* doesn't work, but I suppose it's your nickel and I *did* take away all your other options. 
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