"So he says to me, 'You wanna be a baaaaad guy?' And I say yeah, baby! I wanna be bad! I SAYS, SURF'S UP SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"
Originally posted by vspThe more I think about it, the more I'm enjoying Wacko Jeff. Watching his in-ring stunts proves that he's either certifiable, on crystal meth or both -- so why not act like it? Random attacks and inexplicable quotes...
Start to worry if his hair turns red and he starts giggling and playing with matches, though.
I think I would have to agree with this, in the end. Looking back over the years, the characters that I've always enjoyed the most were the ones that made me laugh. A few examples of that would have been Shawn and Hunter in the conception of DX, Hurricane, the Bobby Heenan/Gorilla Monsoon announcing team, and the Ultimate Warrior (Oh, c'mon! Sure, you didn't laugh THEN, but don't you laugh NOW??)
I laugh at danger! Then I hide until it goes away.
Originally posted by Fuzzy Logiccombination of Orange Jucie, Pineapple Juice and... Vodka. that is how one fills fate.
Thanks for the tip, Fuzzy.
Now, if they decide to have a Raven/Jeff or Raven/Hardys alliance, you've given me the tool I need to even TRY and sit through what could only be described as a canker sore on the ass of the RAW brand.
"Sometimes the choice is made for you and sometimes you have no choice", so I choose to have another drink........dear, sweet Jesus, I'm in hell, give me the remote!
"My object all sublime I shall achieve in time To make the punishment fit the crime The punishment fit the crime" ---W.S. Gilbert "The Mikado"
What I wouldn't give for Mikey Whipwreck to come in and join up with those damn Hardy BoyZ. Then turn on them in two weeks flat and set them on fire. Now that would make for interesting television.
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I could never get into Finley. He had the William Regal style of working in the ring, but without the personality or character. The only thing he and Bob Holly really have in common is chopping off mullets and dying their hair blonde.