Do you have a poignant story about finding the Lord you'd like to share with the class? Remember, if just one person is saved because of your recounting of your own personal experience, it will have all been worth it. As Jack Chick tells us: "Most Christians want to witness, but many never do. [By recounting your joining the flock on a wrestling message board], it's so easy you'll ENJOY it."
I bet the story is at least relatively good. Isn't it always? And you're such a great storyteller. And with all the devoted followers around here who hang on your every word and "me too" your every post, you're virtually guaranteed to convert somebody.
So how about it? Before you accuse, I am not making fun of you, by the way. I'm genuinely curious. Inquiring minds want to know!
¡Azúcar, flores y muchos colores! Estos fueron los ingredientes elegidos para crear a la niñita perfecta. Pero el profesor Utonio agrego accidentalmente otro ingrediente a la formula: ¡la sustancia X! Y así nacieron, ¡las Chicas Superpoderosas! ¡Con sus ultra súper poderes, Bombón, Burbuja y Bellota dedican su vida a combatir el crimen y las fuerzas del mal!
Oh, come on. I think the world is ready for a CRZ-themed Jack Chick tract...
(El Hijo del Santo & Lizmark vs. Damien 666 & Satanico in a mask vs. soul cage match, with plenty of WALKING! in the text. I feel a great need.)
"No society has managed to invest more time and energy in the perpetuation of the fiction that it is _moral, sane and wholesome_ than our current crop of _Modern Americans_." -- Frank Zappa
Originally posted by CRZI ain't touchin' this with a ten foot pole. ;-)
Thank you!!!
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. I can fuck better than anybody who can fuck faster, and I can fuck faster than anybody who can fuck better.
Originally posted by JohnPiReading that requests made me think of what a recap of the Bible, done by CRZ, would be like:
We cut to the desert, and Moses is WALKING!
i make it no secret that i dislike religion in all forms, but damn, if we had a CRZified bible, it would make me crack it open and give it a read.
"You can't fire a gun in a confined space! What are you tring to do, make us deaf?!" "Just get out of the chopper." "What?" "Get out of the chopper!" "The crops!?" - Jack Lemmon and James Garner, "My Fellow Americans", and the reason I say "The crops?" instead of "Huh?"
I can't believe I'm actually going to attempt a serious reply, but here goes.
In my experience, the best advertising for Christianity (or any other organized religion, for that matter) is done by the way you live your own life.
If people know you belong to (Religion X) and the way you behave, live your life and deal with adversity impresses them, they are more likely to think that might be something to this (Religion X). In many cases, it seems to attract more positive feedback than preaching or lecturing others.
And God said, "Let there be light," and there was PYRO!
DAVID (Bethlehem - 170 pounds) v. GOLIATH (Ashkelon - 350 pounds): As the Philistine moved closer to attack him, David ran quickly toward the battle line to meet him. Reaching into his bag and taking out a stone, he slung it and struck the Philistine on the forehead. The stone sank into his forehead, and he fell face down on the ground. That's his move! 1, 2, 3. (0:48)
This has serious commercial potential.
"No society has managed to invest more time and energy in the perpetuation of the fiction that it is _moral, sane and wholesome_ than our current crop of _Modern Americans_." -- Frank Zappa
Originally posted by MoeGatesThere´s no way David is 170. I´m 155, and consider myself a pretty normal sized guy. David´s got to be about 130.
Spike Dudley is 5'8, 150 lbs. I figured I'd go a LITTLE bigger than that. Besides, you know how wrestling promoters lie about size. McMahon would put Goliath at what, 500? 600? (And that's without the armor and weapons.)
"No society has managed to invest more time and energy in the perpetuation of the fiction that it is _moral, sane and wholesome_ than our current crop of _Modern Americans_." -- Frank Zappa
Originally posted by ElitistIn my experience, the best advertising for Christianity (or any other organized religion, for that matter) is done by the way you live your own life.
Does this mean that if I accept Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior, I too can be an all-star wrestling recapper?
¡Azúcar, flores y muchos colores! Estos fueron los ingredientes elegidos para crear a la niñita perfecta. Pero el profesor Utonio agrego accidentalmente otro ingrediente a la formula: ¡la sustancia X! Y así nacieron, ¡las Chicas Superpoderosas! ¡Con sus ultra súper poderes, Bombón, Burbuja y Bellota dedican su vida a combatir el crimen y las fuerzas del mal!
Is that one of those, "A train is moving west at X miles an hour while another heads east at Y mph, if they are 400 miles apart at 12 PM, what color will Sting's face paint be tonight?" questions?
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