CALGARY (CP) - Men at the University of Calgary are being offered a free two-week vacation in Australia in exchange for their sperm.
Apparently it's getting difficult to find volunteers in Australia because of a new law that says sperm donors can no longer remain anonymous. The Reproductive Medicine Clinic in Albury, New South Wales, took a suggestion from a Calgarian on staff and placed an ad in the university's student newspaper. The clinic wants men between 18 and 40.
Their airfare, accommodations and expenses will be covered as an incentive to donate.
Applicants must be in good health and willing to have their blood and semen analysed.
Clinic program manager Ruth Keat says they've had 15 responses so far.
While donors must be willing to be identified in confidential records, they would have no legal responsibilities for any children.
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Just an observation: Can you imagine how good Australia's hockey team would be in about 20-25 years? Ba-dum-bum.
Originally posted by Reverend J ShaftJust an observation: Can you imagine how good Australia's hockey team would be in about 20-25 years? Ba-dum-bum.
Yeah, but the cricket team would go down the tubes.
Warrior Quote: "Presuming initial consensualness, where exactly do we draw the lines of our judgment pinning down the responsibility and accountability inextricably attached to each human life? "
Originally posted by BullittI think I should round up some of the other Calgary Wieners and get some more details...
Goon, Freeway...you guys in?
I'm gonna check with my drinking buddies and see if they wanna go to Oz, too.
FLAMES: 15-9-2-3; 35pts SURVIVOR: PEARL ISLANDS: Your winner, Sandra Diaz-Twine! TOP 10 FILMS OF 2003 [So Far]: Mystic River, Lost In Translation, Finding Nemo, Seabiscuit, Kill Bill V1, X2: X-Men United, Open Range, Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Matchstick Men & The Last Samurai
The place is about to be filled by drunken Canadians flicking spoont everywhere.
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Warrior Quote: "Presuming initial consensualness, where exactly do we draw the lines of our judgment pinning down the responsibility and accountability inextricably attached to each human life? "
He got the wobbly boot on ee do! Salties and freshies everywhere mate, but look out for them deadly treadlies!
I have no idea what I just said, but if someone wants to pay me to beat off; and for once it's not a lonely businessman with a camcorder, who am I to say no.
What do you call Albert Einstein beatin' off? Give up? A stroke of genius!
*cough*NBA*cough* Ahem. I'd also just like pieman to know that I'm wearing jeans and a T-shirt to work today AND me and Mrs. Freeze even went out for ice cream cones on Friday night and we ate them OUTSIDE.
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