"Sales of penis-enlargement treatments and devices in 2000 totaled in excess of $600 million," Skolnick said. "Cock-lengthening is, no pun intended, a consistent growth industry in the U.S., and this bill would severely emasculate it. As usual, it's the little guy who suffers."
Those dirty, cheating, Communist bastards! Ummmm ... I mean ... good game! Well done everyone! Congratulations to our dirty, cheating, Communist bastard opponents! (And Fat Ass Medvedev played a hell of a game.