I don't know, but if *I* were Hyatte, I'D be OFFENDED that this guy was busy pretending to be me!
bigtom3435: yo i am drubk bigtom3435: come back zimmerman bigtom3435: you whore bigtom3435: you douche nozzle cum gargling jewche bag See Our Zed: Who ARE you? bigtom3435: someone of importance bigtom3435: just guess who Iam bigtom3435: someone from your past bigtom3435: your'e gay you faggot See Our Zed: Well, it's been fun - see ya bigtom3435: no bigtom3435: this is chris man bigtom3435: I jUST want to talk bigtom3435: it's hyatte bigtom3435: i'm real drunk and I just want to reconcile with you See Our Zed: I didn't know we needed reconciling? bigtom3435: yes we do bigtom3435: because I satill trash you in the column sometimes See Our Zed: Yeah, but if I don't READ it, does it matter? :-) bigtom3435: yes bigtom3435: because countless eople think you're a bitch bigtom3435: just be like bigtom3435: I'm so cool See Our Zed: I'm not a bitch! I'm an ASSHOLE bigtom3435: no one can make me their bitch bigtom3435: yes bigtom3435: that's the attitude you should bigtom3435: have bigtom3435: by the way bigtom3435: ..... bigtom3435: do you like anal sex with men ? See Our Zed: I don't know, I've never tried it! How about you? bigtom3435: no never See Our Zed: That's good enough for me bigtom3435: just chilli bigtom3435: like a villain bigtom3435: have you ever made love to a she beat transvestite douche whore ? bigtom3435: beast* See Our Zed: NOpe See Our Zed: Nope* bigtom3435: true bigtom3435: how bout this bigtom3435: remember the time here a bowl of peas attacked grandma manishewitz bigtom3435: and she drank all her wine and got drunk and anally dominated us ? See Our Zed: I believe you have me confused with one of your Jewish relatives. bigtom3435: no bigtom3435: I'm not jewish asshole banger See Our Zed: Hey you don't REALLY think I'm Jewish, do you? bigtom3435: no See Our Zed: Thanks bigtom3435: I think you belong to the race of Judeo-Dicksucking beliefs , it's better than being true...but just barely bigtom3435: jew**** bigtom3435: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA bigtom3435: owned you nerdy fucker bigtom3435: Hyatte RULES 2004 See Our Zed: Well, be sure and let me know when this is posted bigtom3435: ohhhh i will you cunt ravaging cum guzzling hyatte wannabe mcdonalds dollar menu whore See Our Zed: How could I possibly be a Hyatte wannabe? I'm not even writing! bigtom3435: you would like to be you fat christopher zimmer man blowing jumbalaya snorting cum infested maggot trash compacting elbow seat fucking scab eating mescaline abusing callous licker See Our Zed: Geez, that took you FOREVER to type bigtom3435: because I am drunk asshole See Our Zed: Yes you are! :-) bigtom3435: and I'm watching chris jerichos break down the wlls with my friendas See Our Zed: Shouldn't you be talking with your friends instead of me? bigtom3435: no bigtom3435: we're all drunk See Our Zed: Dude, don't neglect your friends - they may one day be all you'll have bigtom3435: so we're having a goo d time watching what i say and how gayly you respond See Our Zed: I'm just trying to help bigtom3435: you should pick up some sandbags and go to eh midwest and help prevent some floods bigtom3435: then you'd really be helping bigtom3435: answer your god Hyatte of Christopher you asswipe pentium5 bigtom3435: i saw you were typing you marmet loving formaldahyde suck face See Our Zed: This isn't the ONLY window I have open bigtom3435: bring the best you have you troglodite See Our Zed: Besides, answer WHAT? bigtom3435: well it should be See Our Zed: The best WHAT? bigtom3435: I am the most important See Our Zed: Is this a competition? bigtom3435: yes it is bigtom3435: it always it See Our Zed: Put some money in my pocket and you'll be the most important See Our Zed: It always it! IT ALWAYS IT bigtom3435: and your middle name is robbin which is gay bigtom3435: i'll brb See Our Zed: I didn't pick my name bigtom3435: to whore you some some more bigtom3435: and to rhyme at another time....hahahaha
At this point I blocked him so I could talk to my brother without any more interruptions.
This guy's STILL obsessed with Hyatte?! I have the 'NO YOU'RE THE LAMO!' transcript between them two saved to my PC, that was fun, but jeez Big Tom it's been like a year now...give up...
The funniest part of the whole thing to me is this:
bigtom3435: have you ever made love to a she beat transvestite douche whore ? bigtom3435: beast* See Our Zed: NOpe See Our Zed: Nope*
I have one (long, wordy) question. Did you actually spell the word "nope" incorrectly, or (as is my assertion) were you so amazed that while Tom could take the time to spell transvestite and douche perfectly, he couldn't find the time to get "beast" correct?
Oh, and I didn't know that there were "Judeo-dicksucking" beliefs. I must have missed that in my religion classes.
Joe Wilson (looking at Interocitor manual)- Hey, here's something my wife could use in the house... Crow T. Robot- A man? Joe Wilson- An interocitor incorporating an electron sorter. Cal Meechum- Oh, she'd probably gain 20 pounds while it did all the work for her. Tom Servo- Cal, you bitch!
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