#1 Posted on 16.11.14 2117.40 Reposted on: 16.11.21 2117.50
A DUDE POOPED HIMSELF
HIS NAME WAS BROWN
And THEN in the next fight Leslie Smith's ear fucken exploded. Punch to the ear and BOOM it popped. Blood everywhere. Ear split in two and hanging off. Eye d. Ear. These were the two grossest awesomest best back-to-back fights ever.
Another dude looked like he pooped himself later but I'm willing to believe that was water. But the first dude? Totally pooped himself. Don't wear blue shorts.
Q&D Bantamweights: Marco Beltran d. Marlon Vera (unanimous decision) Bantamweights: Henry Briones d. Guido Cannetti (submission, round 2) Featherweights: Gabriel Benitez d. Humbero Brown (submission, round 3) Women's Featherweights: Jessica Eye d. Leslie Smith (stoppage, round 2) Bantamweights: Alejandro Perez d. Jose Quinonez to win TUF Latin America (unanimous decision) Featherweights: Yair Rodriguez d. Leonardo Morales to win TUF Latin America (unanimous decision) Welterweights: Hector Urbina d. Edgar Garcia (submission, round 1) Welterweights: Augusto Dodger Montano d. Chris Heatherly (TKO, round 1) Featherweights: Ricardo Lamas d. Dennis Bermudez (submission, round 1) Welterweights: Kelvin Gastellum d. Jake Ellenberger (submission, round 1) Heavyweights: Fabricio Werdum d. Mark Hunt to win the interim UFC Heavyweight Title (TKO, round 2)
So yeah. The main event was fun as Hunt looked really good for about 7 minutes, right up until the point where he got kneed real good and it was over. I was sad. I wanted him to win. Uh, what else... Gastellum was real impressive. I think Montano was maybe an exotico. And that one guy pooped himself.
(edited by KJames199 on 17.11.14 1453)
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