I see your one ad. How have the mighty fallen? Don't you know that one ad leads to another? And then another. And then another. Where will the adness stop?! I am heartbroken that you have taken this giant step backwards. Now you will have to attend AA: Advertisers Anonymous. See ya in 12 weeks!
You know, I AM one and I'm not even sure. I don't have any powers (as of now anyway), but I DID PM Guru to find out what's up. I assume an announcement of some sort will be made shortly. As for being nice to me...Eh, niceness won't buy you anything.