Portland's Zach Randolph allegedly lied about a shooting his brother (allegedly) committed, and might be charged for attempting to mislead the police.

I'll ask the question that I'm sure everyone following the NBA has asked on several occasions: What the hell is it with the Trail Blazers and criminal charges? Does putting a Blazers uniform on magically transform somebody into a thug?

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