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|  #21 Posted on 1.3.03 0320.39 | I wait patiently for the IMAX version of "Mack: The Adventures of Al Wilson" to come to a giant screen near me. Surely The Baron can't be all that busy these days, not too much so to pass up a blockbuster role in the most exciting erotic mackalicious movie around, the fulfilment of everyone's desire to see John Woo and Russ Meyer teaming up to create a cinematic masterpiece.
The Most Bitter Place On The Net.
The current artist tickling my fancy: Brenda Weiler
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| #22 Posted on 1.3.03 1120.40 | Instant Rating: 9.85 |
Originally posted by Teppan-Yaki
"They should make her pose for CLUB or HUSTLER so we can at least see up her bacon-stripped cooch."
That's why I love you, DEAN -- new euphemisims for a woman's nappy dugout.
God bless you.
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DR: My favorite euphemism for for a lady's funny parts is a "cooter". It's a Tidewater, VA thing.
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YES, I AM DEAN. | Cerebus
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| #23 Posted on 1.3.03 1125.38 | Instant Rating: 2.74 |
Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
DR: My favorite euphemism for for a lady's funny parts is a "cooter". It's a Tidewater, VA thing.
DEAN.
I rather prefer Potatos and Roast Beef, sometimes with GRAVY!
Your rather explicit account of the Mcmahon/Hogan feud is worthy of a ASSTR story, have you ever written true porn before? NOT counting your smackdown stuff that is... HA!
Cerebus: Barbarian, Prime Minister, Pope, Perfect House Guest.
"Graft is as necessary as throwing up when you drink too much." | DEAN RASMUSSEN
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| #24 Posted on 2.3.03 2152.11 | Instant Rating: 9.85 | Improv pornography isn't actually writing porn, is it?
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YES, I AM DEAN. | Downtown Bookie
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| #25 Posted on 2.3.03 2219.44 |
Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
Improv pornography isn't actually writing porn, is it?
DEAN.
"Improv Pornography". Now there's a program concept HBO should be looking into!
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| #26 Posted on 2.3.03 2229.44 |
Originally posted by spf2119
I wait patiently for the IMAX version of "Mack: The Adventures of Al Wilson" to come to a giant screen near me. Surely The Baron can't be all that busy these days, not too much so to pass up a blockbuster role in the most exciting erotic mackalicious movie around, the fulfilment of everyone's desire to see John Woo and Russ Meyer teaming up to create a cinematic masterpiece.
I want somebody with some artistic talent around here to turn this into a graphic novel.
Seriously. SOMEBODY in here has to be an artist...
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