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DEAN RASMUSSEN
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Ahhh the artless dreck that is WWE wrestling... I see that the clarity of Heyman booking was too much for this world. At least Japan is making with the giant string of good matches as of late while we await the beloved Smackdown to swirl down the crapper. But maybe I`m wrong. Maybe hope springs eternal. I`ll make a deal with you, I`ll wait till it actually starts to suck before I start whining about it. Yes, it is a fine fine deal we have made, you and I....

WHAT WORKED-

- Eddy and Nunzio have a nice little match. Eddy throws questionable punches as I guess this will be some kind of feud at some point. The Canadians actually chant for Eddy so his face turn is complete. HUZZAH! They have neat Eddy Guerrerro Roll-up Sequence Finish where Eddy goes over and enrages the FBI. It`s looking bad for Los Guerrerros until................. RIKISHI COMES IN! AND SAVES THE THE GUERRERROS FROM THE POSTMATCH BEAT DOWN! Rikishi`s loaded asscannon will be in Chuck`s face soon and we all weep at the possibilities of the pungent love shared between these two men. I guess this is some kind of fued. Eh, for a pointless feud, it could produce some okay matches.

- Benoit gives Lesnar some advice- approximating Malcom X`s ``by any means necessary`` philosophy. Next week: BENOIT HAS A DREAM!

- MATTITUDE! I remember the 1980s when I wore a size 34. HOLY SHIT! BENOIT vs MATT HARDY! Fuck me runnin`, yeah! Hey, Rhyno is Benoit`s partner. I never had a problem with him. Matt and Benoit in the ring together is MAGIC. Benoit sells like a king for Matt`s offense and Matt throws fabulous punches in response. Rhyno is good on the outside getting the crowd into the (too short) heat segment on Benoit. Rhino sets up Benoit`s diving headbutt- and since they both have had neck surgery, I`m assuming that Benoit will return the favor by hitting Rhyno across the spine with a tire iron. Anyway, Rhyno hits the spear on Shannon Moore and they get the pin and I`m all about these two as a tag team- especially if they are aligned with Lesnar against TEAM ANGLE.

- THE SECRET ADVENTURES OF AL WILSON: Al Wilson walks along the dreary corridor of Trans-Eastern Airlines terminal after touching down in St Paul, Minnesota. The security guard eyes Al suspiciously and springs into action when Als Glock sets off the alarm. Al is surprised then disgusted with himself. Fuck, how could I forget that? Jesus... Wilson was never this sloppy and he didnt like the tone it set for the mission. He thought how it would look if this made the news as he quickly flashed his government credentials before the guard could cause too much of a ruckus. Al understood the value of real sincerity and how it can get out of a jam. Sorry, big man. I forgot I had it on me. You want any other identification. I know this is a difficult time for you motherfuckers.

Naw, thats cool. Be more careful next time.

Yeah, I can dig it. Ill get you up with one of my bitches when I come back. Al meant it and the guard knew that he meant it.

The guards eyes light up and he whispers, Holy fuck, youre the MACK, Al Wilson

Keep it on the downlow, my brother. I got business to tend before I can get up with any pleasure. But I gotcha covered soon as I finish.

Skoal, Brother.

Meanwhile, across the food court-styled waiting area, a trollish and smelly little man talks into his wristwatch. Yesssssss, massster, he issss HERE. He just walked past security. Mull-KEY- (the third, abandoned Mulkey brother who was thrown in the river as a baby by the same mad scientist who genetically concocted the first Mulky tagteam) was taken in by Baron Von Raschkes gentle alter-ego, the Lutheran church volunteer named Jim- a man who is buried deeply in the mind of Baron von Raschke, if he still exists at all. The Baron used his PowerWig to quickly command mull-KEYs meager, mutated mind to do his evil bidding, turning a physically wretched yet gentle and kind creature into the twisted toad that he was currently.

Excellent, mein beloved mullKEY. Stay very far away from him but do not lose site of him. You vill tell me where he is every ten minutes and zat is all you need to know.

Yessss, master.

Al Wilson walks out to the Trans-Eastern luggage claim and is greeted by his government liason, Glenda Della Testerossa-a.k.a. CODENAME ULTRAVIXEN. Hey, sport. Glad you could make it. Glenda was an astounding redhead from Champagne, Illinois- who also happened to have more confirmed kills than your commercial plane crash. Many of them were from killing enemy government agents while she had them ``in the saddle`` as she called. Other times they wouldnt have a smile on their faces when Glenda would feed them all the hot lead their heads could hold. No man could resist her endless charms and Al Wilson is no exception. Goddamn, Glenda. I wish I wasnt so fucking professional. Goddamn, you look better every time I see you.

Oh you..... I forgot how sweet you are when you`re not fucking jive turkeys up. Yeah, I heard some stuff through my sources. I heard some things about you and I was concerned. How have you been?

Ditched the wife by faking my own death- and my daughter was so distraught that she posed for Playboy three weeks later.

Damn. Thats pretty fucked up.

Yeah, to say the least. Fuck it, baby. It ain`t nothing but a thing. That`s the way of the world. You plant your flowers and they grow. In this biz you can`t dwell on that kind of shit. Hell, I`m glad she`s over it so fast. She can get on with her life without me worrying as much about her. So how you been? I mean- Goddamn- every motherfucker alive already knows how good you look. Goddamn.

Oh, Al, cut it out. No use getting all torqued up when well just have to spin our wheels without ever getting to blow our stack. Actually, Ive been all right. Luckily, Ive been too busy to be lonely. You know how this job gets to you. Duty over feelings. Love for country over love of anything else. You know the drill. Well before we both start busting out crying like two sunday school teacher, enough of the niceties. Lemme show you what we brought for you to drive.

Oh cool. I hope its the purple Challenger again. That shit was BAD.

I carry the biggest piece of that car in my purse. Its a lot bigger than whats left of the motherfucker I blew up in it.

Jesus.

Oh yeah. It was a mess. I think they found his molar and that was about it. So no. No purple Challenger. No SuperSport. We were thinking that the Baron is going to use a lot of manpower and use a lot of guns and a lot of deathrays and God knows what- so we decided to go big and armoured.

I don`t like where this is going. I aint driving no fucking SUV

Chill out, my pet. I`m your girl. I know your sense of style is important to you doing a job well. Here we go

They approach Glenda`s hook-up for Al. ``I read in my file on you that you always had a thing for Cadillacs`` and she then motions grandly to the pristine 1972 white convertible El Dorado.

Goddamn, Glenda, I can`t believe this. I want to fuck you so bad right now

``Yeah, but I might shoot you in the head out of force of habit.``

``Oh honey darlin... what a wonderful way to die....``
2 B CONTINUED

- The five minute match was a neat idea. I guess they went back to the DiBiase vs Dustin Rhodes tapes and saw that it was pretty great then. Angle is fucking GREAT in this match as YOUR NEW ARN ANDERSEN. He should have cut the ``This Is What I Do For A Living`` promo before this match. Kendrick gets waaay into his Lee Scott role and flies high over the ropes onto his head. Angle then toys with him and makes it REALLY GREAT by taunting him at 90 seconds in front of the clock. Kendrick makes his comeback and Angle sells like a fucking king before cutting him off and pinning him with 2 seconds left. Angle feigns the postmatch indie hug that I hate but Angle then does the fucking GREAT gargantuan heel assbeating of Kendricks- who bumps like a motherfucking FREAK for Angle. Angle is fucking great.

- Lesnar going through Haas and Benjamin to get to Angle next week is a good angle. Haas and Lesnar go all Strong Style- not running the ropes and hitting a batch of hard edged powermoves. Benjamin and Lesnar go all US Pro Style with the roprunning that`s cut off by Lesnar until Lesnar gets caught in the corner with a knee. Lesnar bumps like fucking KING over the top rope for Haas. It`s four on one as Lesnar takes the sweet baseball slide to set up Heyman hitting him with a chair. Haas hits the German for two and they work the HEAT SEGMENT on Lesnar in the rear naked choke. Haas and Lesnar work it like the Malenko Keylock spot and it RULES- though I`m astounded that Haas can still walk as awkwardly as Haas lands on his leg. Lesnar goes Suplex Crazy until TEAM ANGLE hits their Superkick- Belly to Back combo. Lesnar kicks out, Haas saves Shelton from the F-5, Brock sends haas out and F-5s Benjamin to get the win and gets Angle in the cage next week. This match fucking rocked. It`s really surprising considering how long all three have been wrestling. The big question is: WHO WILL BLEED MORE NEXT WEEK- ANGLE or LESNAR!!? Oh wait, a swerve. Heyman? That sucks. Storylinewise, it makes sense. Matchwise, I want Lesnar vs Angle in a fucking cage. That would rule. Alll in good time, my pet....

WHAT DIDN`T WORK-
- Vince McMahon comes out and talks a bunch about the Rock going to RAW. Then he says Hulk Hogan won`t be here and I can go along with that I guess. Then I start listening to the TV in the other room. Is that American Idol? They must be doing one of those ones where they show the singers who can`t sing. Why does my wife watch this crap? (Meanwhile, my wife is in the living room hearing Vince McMahon yammer at length and says to herself, ``Why does he watch this crap?``). Vince talks more and talks and talks. Vince talks about screwing Hogan and I like to think of both their old, unduly tanned faces grimacing- as each tries to fight the effects of years of steroids as each tries summon an erection out of their shriveled, spunkless testicles. Tenderly, Vince kisses Hulkster and the Hulkster extends his tongue deeply into the mouth of his old friend Vince- rolling and sucking like a man will suck on another man`s tongue. Hulk touches Vinces face and caresses the side of his cheek and then holds Vince`s aging hand and puts it where he wants it to go. Vince breathes a deep breath of desire as he begins to go where he has never been before and....then they go to a commercial and I know that it frustates my beloved readers when I take them this far without giving them some kind of closure. I apologize.

- Funaki and Torrrie take on Nidia and Jamie Noble- who have all been killed in the booking. If Nidia was in Playboy, I would actually buy it. Or download it at least. I`m sure someone would give me a secret link (though noone ever gave me the secret link to Belinda Carlisle`s Playboy spread- eventhough everyone knows that I`m really old and would be into seeing a Go-Go naked. God, I would have to go to that link. If anybody had ever found one.) Funaki and Noble have a little wrestling and then they tag and they do some stuff and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuck an intergender match. I watched Takeshi Rikio and Takeshi Morishima wrestling Kishin Kawabata and Diasuke Ikeda this week and it ruined me on shit like this. Plus shouldn`t somebody have their pants pulled down or something? Funaki`s thong-excrusted sweet ass should have seen the light of day, at least.

- God, I think Stephanie McMahon has moved out of the Jeff Gaylord stage and is moving more into a Scott Putski stage. She needs to get a perm and start throwing sloppy suplexes. She then announces that Torrrie is posing for Playboy. How lame is THAT?!?!? They should make her pose for CLUB or HUSTLER so we can at least see up her bacon-stripped cooch. I mean, really...

- Undertaker, master of SUBMISSION! comes to the ring. He talks a bit and it reminds of somebody.... somebody.... oh, who does he remind me of... OH YEAH! He sounds like that guy who administered the SATs at my high school. ``Please put down your number 2 pencil.`` Then A-Train comes out and Heyman reviews his stable. Then Big Show`s Theme comes out and IT ROCKS! GOD HELP ME, IT ROCKS! But then the actual big show comes out and ruins the effect. They pummel UT- nullifying his vast submission array. big show throws the WORST elbow I have ever seen, causing Nathan Jones to come out and saves the UT from too much of a concentration of bad wrestling. I`m glad they are all wrestling each other. You want all the shit in one big pile as opposed to spread all over the card. There. They get that. Groovy.

- Sylvain Grenier`s introduction was the best part of the Rock/Hogan footage. God, that match looked shittier than Hogan vs Ed Leslie on Nitro. If the lights would come back on and Jake the Snake Roberts or Sabu was in the ring, it would have SOOOO worked. Nope. Nope. aaaaaaand Nope. Sylvain Grenier sounded like Rick Martel- and he was AWA champion when he wrestled a five star match against Ric Flair in Japan. Broadway! Flair/Martel went Broadway. It fucking ruled. This didn`t rule. At least Micheal Cole cusses wrong a whole lot. I love that. This sucked though. It kinda keeps going for a while. Hogan did a pretty good bladejob. McMahon looks like his head has been photoshopped onto his body, which is really creepy and disturbing. Hogan yells at Stephanie- as, in his bloody haze, he assumed that she was Marty Jannety.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.

DEAN RASMUSSEN.




YES, I AM DEAN.
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(edited by CRZ on 27.2.03 1933)



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    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    Al Wilson walks out to the Trans-Eastern luggage claim and is greeted by his government liason, Glenda Della Testerossa-a.k.a. CODENAME ULTRAVIXEN.
I read this aloud, but I fucked up and it came out as Glenda Della Testosterona. D'OH!

Oh, and I'm sure that everyone, myself included, appreciate your sick Hogan-Mcmahon fantasies.



With Triple H knocked out, Booker runs over and pins him causing the crowd to erupt and banners and confetti to float down from the sky in celebration.

-Raw Satire 2/18, New Yuna

Does anyone think they're gonna sell t-shirts with "Evolution" on them? What, are they gonna have a picture of a hunched-over ape slowly evolving into Hunter?

-asteroidboy

DEAN RASMUSSEN
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
None of these links work! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!?! WHY AM I DENIED?!?! Are you trying to injure me? Is that it? Do you really want to see me cry?

DEAN. Wanting to... get the... beat.



YES, I AM DEAN.
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Easy there. Do a 'save as'.
Or, go to http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops35/oops_belina_carlisle17.html
Jeez. Have you used the internet before?



Keeping up my 0.06 posts per day...
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    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    None of these links work! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!?! WHY AM I DENIED?!?! Are you trying to injure me? Is that it? Do you really want to see me cry?

    DEAN. Wanting to... get the... beat.

Well, geez, they work for ME.

Here, I just found this mirror...

ftp://ftp.CRZ.net/pub/users/dean

EDIT: I like Senor Sangre's link better. :)

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
Not for looking at... naked women, no.

DEAN.



YES, I AM DEAN.
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But isn't that what the internet was made for?



Keeping up my 0.06 posts per day...
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
Yes, I mean... no, I mean YES!

Golly, Belinda looks like she could use a couple sammiches.

DEAN.



YES, I AM DEAN.
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Well since we're posting these type of images, I missed RAW this week. Victoria had a slip? Anything worth seeking out a pic of?

Uh oh....Mavs beating up Kings in the 3rd....



Another Rollback saves your FRUIT BOOTY!


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#11 Posted on
Dean,
The insight you give us into the true life of Al Wilson is fascinating.
The tale of love between Hogan and Vince however..scared me. Or is that scarred me...



DEAN RASMUSSEN
He is DEAN








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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
Hey, that's my favorite line from the 80s Bay Area Band, Translator. "I love you in a that scares me and scars me, I love you in a way that leaves me in confusion, I love you in a way that won't let me sleep at night, oh I love you- yes i do and I guess you might love me too..."

DEAN.



YES, I AM DEAN.
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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.20

    Originally posted by TheMarketingMajor
    Well since we're posting these type of images, I missed RAW this week. Victoria had a slip? Anything worth seeking out a pic of?

    Uh oh....Mavs beating up Kings in the 3rd....



Nothing worth going out of your way for. It was a nice little surprise for live TV, but that's about it.



Steph is big, but so is Dom DeLuise. And really, who doesn't enjoy "Fatso" now and again?
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    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    Hey, that's my favorite line from the 80s Bay Area Band, Translator. "I love you in a that scares me and scars me, I love you in a way that leaves me in confusion, I love you in a way that won't let me sleep at night, oh I love you- yes i do and I guess you might love me too..."

    DEAN.



Dude! I swear every week you bring up a band from my past. Loved Translator. Saw them at the University of Maine back in the day. Everywhere that You're Not absolutely ruled!

If you bring up a band like 20/20 singing Nuclear Boy next.....



He's Rolie Polie Olie - and in his world of curves and curls, he's the swellest kid around.
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The big question that needs to be answered: Is the long lost Third Mulkey brother going to attempt to halt Mulkeymania that has been running wild for over 16 years?



Ole Anderson booking is a weapon of self inflicted mass destruction.
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The only thing I would have given a What Worked pass to this week - with the possible exception of Brock's out-of-nowhere "But Benoit, what if they come for you next?!" for sheer weirdness - would have been the Angle/Kendrick segment. It was as terrific as everything else on the show was boring.

Over the course of the past few months, from about late summer on, Angle has slightly reworked himself from the nerd heel to the asshole jock (with his two assohle jock buddies) and it's been a perfect transition for him. He still gets to say the funny things we've come to rely on, but he's got a more upfront sadistic nature to his character that gives him more staying power in the long run.

Everything he did in the Kendrick segment was on target, from the slaps to the back of his head after doing the fake mat wrestling segment (a smart move that might head off some of the boos I figured he and Brock will get when they try that for real at Wrestlemania) to draping him across the ropes and telling him he's not going to make it to five minutes, to the no hands, eyes closed taunting and waiting for the clock to make it to ten seconds before putting it away. Then he topped it off with that hilarious bit after the match, dragging the out-on-his-feet Kendrick around to get a round of cheers for him before saying "You'll never make it in this business, kid, butcha got guts!" He also worked in his Flair Flip (the shoulder to the post) smoothly and the post-match beatdown was a thing of beauty. Kendrick really held up his part of the deal, the toss to the steps and the ringpost looked as brutal as the fall he took from the top to the apron to the floor when Angle punched him.

About the only thing wrong in all of it was Heyman almost messing it up with his mugging. Man, we don't need someone telling us Angle is a great wrestler, we can see it. We don't need someone standing there obnoxiously laughing at Angle's putdowns, we can tell they're funny because they are funny. Save that for the hairy fat guys and let Angle go to work.

If at all possible, they should replace Heyman in the Team Angle segments with the guy who played Duke, Apollo Creed's trainer.

That's where Angle needs to go with his character. He needs to beat Brock at Wrestlemania, it's about the most important thing they need to do right now. Brock winning is bad, it only leaves HHH to beat him and Brock has nothing left to shoot for.

Angle winning would be the best outcome, and he needs to turn himself into Apollo Creed or Ali. Show him wearing suits in the back and lining up tomato cans to beat and keep the idiots in the stands happy. Have him give rhyming speeches about how great he is. Have him record a song about how he's The Greatest. All to set up the rematch with Benoit as his Joe Frazier to get the belt off him and let Benoit get a short reign. It's money.

He should also come out to his match against Brock wearing an Uncle Sam tophat on a boat with James Brown doing "Livin' In America" and then say he doesn't know who James Brown is, anyway. I'd watch that.
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    Originally posted by pieman

      Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
      Hey, that's my favorite line from the 80s Bay Area Band, Translator. "I love you in a that scares me and scars me, I love you in a way that leaves me in confusion, I love you in a way that won't let me sleep at night, oh I love you- yes i do and I guess you might love me too..."

      DEAN.



    Dude! I swear every week you bring up a band from my past. Loved Translator. Saw them at the University of Maine back in the day. Everywhere that You're Not absolutely ruled!

    If you bring up a band like 20/20 singing Nuclear Boy next.....



DR: God, I loved Translator. NO TIME LIKE NOW is like one of my top ten records of the 1980s. I even dug their later stuff. They have a BEST OF that is really great at seperating the wheat from the chaff.

What a great songwriter. "I got my head above the water, and now the sky is falling on me."

DEAN.



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"They should make her pose for CLUB or HUSTLER so we can at least see up her bacon-stripped cooch."

That's why I love you, DEAN -- new euphemisims for a woman's nappy dugout.

God bless you.





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DEAN..

I simply wish to let you know that I must declare you a bane on humanity.. last night, I had a dream where I was fleeing from the Baron von Raschke appeared as a villain.. and I spent like 10 minutes tracing it back to you after I woke up..

Man.. it was just fucked up




Trogdoooor!!
Trogdooor!!
Trogdor was a man..
I mean.. he was a dragon man..
I mean.. he was just a dragon..
But he was still..

TROGDOOOOOR!
Trogdooor!

Burninating the countryside..
Burninating the peasants..
Burninating all the peopleeeee in their tatchroofed cottages!
THATCH ROOFED COTTAGES!!

And then Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!
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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85

    Originally posted by jimimium
    DEAN..

    I simply wish to let you know that I must declare you a bane on humanity.. last night, I had a dream where I was fleeing from the Baron von Raschke appeared as a villain.. and I spent like 10 minutes tracing it back to you after I woke up..

    Man.. it was just fucked up



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DR: You should have been 11 in 1977 when he was in Mid-Atlantic, you would have dreamt about his evil every night.

DEAN.



YES, I AM DEAN.
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