I got in round 8:45ish after 6 hours driving back from the in-laws in Rock Hill, SC, so I missed quite a bit. This is more about you telling me what I missed. Fucking surreal show. VERY balls out to go right into the belly of the beast and put on a wrestling show. This will be the shortest Workrate Report ever. Sooo much chocolate to eat.....
WHAT WORKED- - They're wrestling in a fucking WAR ZONE. EVERYTHING worked. Almost. Benoit and Eddy have a fine houseshow match. Eddy plays to the crowd a whole bunch and this isn't going to beat their match from 1995 on WCW Saturday Night but it was the best match ever wrestled in an area the UN refuses to send personnel because of lack of security.
- Cena vs Big Show was fucking beautiful. Big Show goes up for the FIRST GOODLOOKING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER IN WWE HISTORY! WOO-HOO! Big Show on a roll and takes one big for the boys overseas! God bess ya. Hey, Stone Cold with the curtain call.
WHAT DIDN'T WORK-
- I got not problem with bringing leathery strippers to the boys over seas. I spent the first 12 years of my life on Air Force bases and I know from living in Military towns my whole childhood that strippers keep the country safe. God bless Sable, Dawn Marie and Torrie for going over and risking their lives to give our boys some midnight choking fuel. The reason this doesn't work is because OUR BOYS DESERVE THE BEST! WHERE THE FUCK WAS LINDA AND HER THONG!?!?!?
Regarding the Santa's little helper contest: Why was Torrie the only one to show lots and lots of skin? I was very disappointed in Dawn for not taking her jacket off.
My favorite shot of the show was Benoit's entrance as he walked through the reange of the rifle above the barricade.
The Black Panthers sponsored a free breakfast program for children, sickle-cell anemia tests, free food and shoes, and a school, the Samuel Napier Intercommunal Youth Institute. However, as before, the Black Panthers were not without controversy. Funding for several of their programs were raised as the result of the co-operation of drug dealers and prostitution rings.
On Eddy's first roll out of the ring to get the vest, I actually think he heard the choppers and thought it was gunfire. You can tell the IWC wasn't running the machine gun terrets when Vince is in the target and the gun isn't fired. And is Vince the only person who would wear an all dark suit in the middle of a fucking desert? Hopefully this SD wasn't a prelude to an All Austin/All The Time focus for the show. The desert sun sure made Sable look all of her 70 years. On a side note, since the Secret Adventures of Al Wilson appear to be winding down (and since The Baron needs to have his character slightly tweaked), how about this replacement for 2004: The Boogie Nights of the Boogie Woogie Man.
If only Paul Jones had brought in General Skandar Akbar as a technical military advisor, Paul Jones' Army could have thwarted the McMahon infidels and prevented the collapse of wrestling civilization.
Originally posted by redsoxnationOn a side note, since the Secret Adventures of Al Wilson appear to be winding down (and since The Baron needs to have his character slightly tweaked), how about this replacement for 2004: The Boogie Nights of the Boogie Woogie Man.
DR: Oh, I know where to go with the Baron. And we will get back to the Boogie-Woogie man at some point. I sworn!
Okay, I'll waste my one-hundreth post on this suggestion: even though I really like Stasiak's Devoesque entrance music, they ought to switch it to Greg Lake and Gary Moore's version of King Crimson's "Twenty First Century Schizoid Man".