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DEAN RASMUSSEN
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Since: 11.12.01
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
We got on the Netflix thingy and the Benny Hill dvds started rolling in so I'm pretty distracted but I SHALL PRESS ON FOR YOU! And we got some fine Greek wine.....

WHAT WORKED-

- Kurt Angle is back. He is sticking his nose in Eddy and Chavo's business for some reason. This HAS to lead to a heel turn by Kurt and that will always work. FUCK YOU KURT! TELL EM CHAVO! TUFF FUCKING LOVE! TELL ANGLE TO SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS! YEAH! HE'D SMACK HIM IN THE FACE EVEN HARDER! FUCK YEAH HE WOULD! FUCK YEAH! SMACK THE BUTTINSKI RIGHT IN HIS RED WHYTE AND BLEW FACE! FUCK HIS OPORRTUNITY! SMACK HIM CHAVO! SMACK HIM! SMACKIM! SMACK UNKA EDDY! Eddy comes out and Angle has a few things to say. That is his nephew. Yes. He is his uncle. They ARE supposed to love each other. Yeah, face to face. Who WILL be the better man? WHO?!?! They shake hands and they are in love again.... OR ARE THEY?!?! Angle the Family Therapist is going to lead to Angle turning evil and feuding with one of these guys and I'm all over that. Yes.

- Big Show and Josh have the usual sexual tension. Such the ultimate Yogi and Boo-boo.

- THE SECRET ADVENTURES OF AL WILSON. "Bill. Has Caroline called?"

"Baron, fucking give it up. Pass me that Shawn Dunston card..."

"Yes, my face is still svollen from vere she punched."

"Man, Jenn set you up like a high hanging Terry Forrester fastball. Caroline will never talk to you again."

"I know. I vill be back later. I need to go get drunk. I vill be at the Kali Bar and Grill."

"What the fuck? Last you went there, you almost got stabbed in the chest."

"Yeah, vell maybe I deserve to be stapped in ze chest..."

"Well fuck that, I'll go with you...."

"No, I vant to be alone. I am a fool."

Baron is at the bar and drinking his fourth pitcher of Budweiser. "Fucking bullshit... you call zis beer by a cherman name? I could PISS something better tasting than ZIS!"

"Mein young fruend. You should not drink zo much."

"WHO ARE YOU? ZY ARE TALKING LIKE ZIS! ARE YOU MAKING FUN OV ME?!?!"

"Calm down, little leibshen. I am from Cologne and I was sent here by your uncle..."

"My uncle? Vat are you saying? Vat uncle?!?!"

"Your uncle- SEIGFRIED STANKE!"

"UNCLE SEIGFRIED?!?! MEIN GOTT! How do you know my uncle Seigfried?"

"He vas mein best friend and I must tell you that... he has passed on."

"I am sad but I must admit zat I barely knew him..."

"Yes, he vas in ze territories professionally wrestling vile you ver a child. HE went home to chermany and vas looking for you ven he heard about you liffing in America."

"Vell, thank you for the information. I'm sorry but I must go and drink more. I am not very happy."

"I CANNOT VORRY ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LOVELIFE! I HAVE COME HERE FOR A REASON! Your uncle has sent to give you a SECRET!"

"Okay, tell me and zen leave me alone."

"No. You do NOT UNDERSTAND! I AM HERE..... TO GIVE YOU... ZEEEE SECRET OV......


ZE CLAWWW!"


- Rikishi's slowgroove is SOOO already the greatest thing I've ever heard.

- Benoit does a mini-Royal Rumble against the FBI and I'm stoked. Johnny the Bull does weird battle royal stalling spots to annoy me. Bull taps to the Sharpshooter and I'm stoked about Chuck Palumbo vs Benoit. Palumbo goes up big for the suplex and they eliminate Johnny in a comically contrived manner. Mmmmm, Greek wine is all earthy and loving. Chuck taps but he's still in. Nunzio throws real shitty forearms. Nunzio does take a nasty bump to the floor. Benoit punches out of the powerbomb- the same way that ruled when he did it against Nash on Nitro back inna day. Palumbo hits the floor pretty soon afterward. Not like any good wrestling, but I love anything that has the story centered around the Canadian Crippler because he motherfucking RULES.

- Eddy and Chavo and the Bashams have a little match to keep you from suffering from another installment of Turwellian. Eddy cheats like a motherfucker with the tag rope and I am thrilled and chilled. They do HI-larious Reverse Southern Tag Spots and I love the wacky psychology of the match. Eddy throws nice punches. Shaniqua cheats to TRANSITION~! and we're straight to the MicroTouch commercial. I need that for the hideous nosehair and grotesque lower back hair that has sprouted up. Heeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... mebbe even to trim myyyyyyyy.... OOP! Here we go. Luckily, they went to a creepy set of commercials to keep me awake while the Bashams go on offense, a tag team that will make noone forget Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard. Unfortunately, the crowd had to watch all of it and it hurts the heat- what with everybody drooling on their shirts as they sleep. Chavo and the ref argue and the Bashams beat down Eddy and the crowd wakes up. Chavo gets the crowd into the match more and the Bashams are perfectly fine trying to draw as much heel heat as the most boring wrestlers not named Kidman can muster. Shaniqua needs to get involved more. Danny with the powerbomb and Chavo makes the save. They have some nice neartags and the tag-in is suitably hot hot hot! Double Piscadas! Doug and Shaniqua cheat with a Schoolboy-variation Finish! Chavo turns evil and lets the Bashams kill Eddy. Chavo is great being torn while letting Eddy get killed. Chavo throws the sweetest punch in the history of Smackdown. THAT'S a fabulous heelturn. RUDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Eddy blades like a fucking champ. This was fucking AWWWWWWESOME. FUCKING AWWWWESOME.

- A-Train. I like A-Train. Sure. Perfectly fine power wrestler. Better than the Warlord. John Cena gets all topical and shit. A-Train throws punches 9 inches over Cena's head but he does throw funny lookin clubbin forearms so I am satiated. A-Train also drops a nice Elbowdrop. Cena makes great faces while being strangled- as if A-Train was telling him about what Bradshaw did to him in the shower when he first came in from OVW. Cena with a nice second rope elbow and crappy looking fistdrop- but the shittiest looking fistdrop is still 90% better than anything else. The F-U looks weak.

- Eddy is great looking all weak and broken and disconnected while Angle is apologizing. I can't wait for Angle and Chavo vs Eddy and Benoit.

- Rey Rey vs Akio is perfectly fine. Akio should never throw a punch ever again. He does drive his groin into the ringpost like a champ though. And he will drive his own skull between his shoulderblades when taking the Spingboard Frankensteiner. Yes, he will.

WHAT DIDN'T WORK-

- Billy Gunn sucks when he isn't faking like he is fucking Chuck. That was a fine mullet though in the highlight reel. Sorta like the keyboard player for Confederate Railroad or something.

- Hardcore and Josh don't really have the kind of sexual tension that Big Show and Josh have. Paul Heyman being all creepy around Nidia is fun.

- Nidia versus Tajiri would have worked if Rey Rey ended up mounting Nidia while wearing an El Hijo del Billy Dee Williams mask or if Tajiri opted to wrestle the match without his pants but wore an assless confederate flag loincloth en lieu.... But they didn't so this didn't.

- Jesus fucking Christ, how many times are they going to show the commercial for that fucking modeling show? I mean, what the fuck? Fuck those anorexic bitches! HIT MY MUSIC! I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna [make love] Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on BABY GOT BACK!

- The Big Show I got no problem with. Bob Holly STINKS! STIIINK! STIIINKS! (Yeah, what happened to Nunzio's gambling ring?) Street fight with no blood? Suck MAH DICK. That was better than it should have been but lack of blood is too irritating to forgive.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.

DEAN RASMUSSEN.




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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.98
Netflix is good. Eddie is God. He was ON tonight; the man can flat out act. It must run in the family too; Chavo kicked 17 forms of ass with the greatest heel turn ever.



    Originally posted by CRZ on January 4, 2001
    Somebody should remind Jericho that Y2K is over and he risks dating himself.


    Originally posted by CRZ on December 24, 2001
    Look, it's almost 2002 - is there ANY chance we'll see the "Y2J" moniker fall by the wayside ANY time soon?
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
Hey, what about Knoble decking Rey, and then glaring daggers towards Rey? Rey/Knoble feud? I'm all about that.

Yeesh, Rey almost broke his neck on that West Coast Pop.



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Since: 8.5.03
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.78
Welcome to a special "beat the sheeeit out of Eddie for two friggin hours" of SmackDown! My God, after the first thirty minutes of abuse, even Rocky King woulda bowed up to somebody.

I will say that the post-match behind-the-back shot of Chavo rising out of the chair and walking deliberately to the ring was a great bit of dramatic tension. Chavo looked like he was gonna go Leatherface on Eddie even before he stepped into the ring.

Let's just call the F-U what it really is: a delayed fireman's carry. Tonight's was the suckiest suck that ever sucked.

I would take Akio a lot more seriously as a Japenese thug if he didn't look like a lost Gibb brother. Still, that powerbomb to the turnbuckle was awfully nice. When he goes to the finisher, does he yell "AKIO-TIME?" Has he even tried that since his Heat loss as Jimmy Yang?

An interesting show. A nice mix of styles and a variety of matches. Wasn't too bad.






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Since: 17.1.02
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.44
"Jesus fucking Christ, how many times are they going to show the commercial for that fucking modeling show? I mean, what the fuck? Fuck those anorexic bitches! HIT MY MUSIC! I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna [make love] Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on BABY GOT BACK!"

And here I was wondering how Dean was going to fit in a Sir Mix A Lot song into the Workrate Report. We should be thanking Tyra Banks for this.

I'm just thankful you didn't incorporate Baby Got Back into the Al Wilson Adventures.






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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.56
The first hour was blacked out in my area for some reason.

I don't know if anyone here has discussed this, but my dad (of all people) suggested a payoff to the Noble/Nidia angle: Nidia regains her sight but doesn't tell Noble, and she catches him trying to use her as a decoy in his matches, and leaves him.
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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.98
    Originally posted by geemoney
    I don't know if anyone here has discussed this, but my dad (of all people) suggested a payoff to the Noble/Nidia angle: Nidia regains her sight but doesn't tell Noble, and she catches him trying to use her as a decoy in his matches, and leaves him.


There's another solution? I thought that was the clear-cut, gotta-be-what-happens result of all of this.



    Originally posted by CRZ on January 4, 2001
    Somebody should remind Jericho that Y2K is over and he risks dating himself.


    Originally posted by CRZ on December 24, 2001
    Look, it's almost 2002 - is there ANY chance we'll see the "Y2J" moniker fall by the wayside ANY time soon?
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.36
    Originally posted by gugs
      Originally posted by geemoney
      I don't know if anyone here has discussed this, but my dad (of all people) suggested a payoff to the Noble/Nidia angle: Nidia regains her sight but doesn't tell Noble, and she catches him trying to use her as a decoy in his matches, and leaves him.


    There's another solution? I thought that was the clear-cut, gotta-be-what-happens result of all of this.


Well, Rey and Noble can have a match over who gets Nidia, ending with a three-way in a hotel room. Then the new girl the E just hired joins them. Because we just need more off-camera four-way sex.

Or, Noble was with another woman during the last Smackdown and it will turn out to be some woman currently on a developmental contract. Only, it turns out to be a man because Noble finds a one-legged man in a dress more attractive than those big dark glasses that always get in the way of a good blow job.

Or, Nidia regains her sight, but doesn't tell anyone, then interferes in a cruiserweight title match, giving Noble the victory, all is forgiven, and our First Couple of Redneck Wrestling are back together as heels.

Or, Nidia regains her eyesight, but tries to hide it because she is pursuing a lawsuit against the WWE for maintaining an unsafe work environment. Sable, representing Smackdown, hounds her to give up her lawsuit, and we get that long-awaited Nidia/Sable feud that spills over into the pages of Playboy. Noble can either support her lawsuit in a heelish way looking for mo' money because he has no more aunts to die and leave him anything or he can heelishly rat her out.

Or....well, you get the idea.
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
There is nothing creepier than the WWE idea of the prime time four way sex. It is definately sex without everybody mounting each other THUS it's fake pornography which is even more evil than real pornography- it is a hollow and venal work of Satan that is even more hollow and venal because it bastardizes the already bastardized sin. If I'm going to hell, I want to go to hell- not the WWE's second hand hell.



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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.34
Did anyone have Uncle Siegfried in Flea's Dead Pool?
DEAN, how could you forget to mention the return of the SWANK Guerrero WCW music for Chavo. All he needs now is to find Eddie's lost mullet and glue it to his skull.
The definition of idiocy: While trying to convince anyone that Bob Holly is over and deserves a title match, they have Billy Gunn pop in videotape of him as Sparky Plugg jobbing to the Smoking Gunns. Wildcat Wendall Cooley would be a more viable World Title contender at this point.



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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.98
    Originally posted by redsoxnation
    DEAN, how could you forget to mention the return of the SWANK Guerrero WCW music for Chavo. All he needs now is to find Eddie's lost mullet and glue it to his skull.


Chavo's been using that music for a while; it's just that he doesn't have singles matches that often.



    Originally posted by CRZ on January 4, 2001
    Somebody should remind Jericho that Y2K is over and he risks dating himself.


    Originally posted by CRZ on December 24, 2001
    Look, it's almost 2002 - is there ANY chance we'll see the "Y2J" moniker fall by the wayside ANY time soon?
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If the Academy Awards were handed out to pro wreslers, the Guerreros would easily win them. I've never seen such emotion in something. I swear, it really looked like Chavo was dishing out a world of hurt on Eddy's ass. Those punches looked STIFF!

During the show, I was kind of hoping that Eddy and Chavo would get so pissed off at Kurt Angle, they'd forget their differences and beat the tar our of him.

Billy Gunn's coming back? Yawn...let's continue.

I'm not too pleased that the WWE Champ himself (Brock Lesnar) hasn't been on TV...he's s

I'm liking the Noble/Mysterio feud; I'm anticipating an awesome match between these two when the time comes. Will Nidia turn on Noble? Hopefully not...their relationship is one of the longest running storylines in the WWE today.

Cena/AssTrain was short and sweet. Cena continues be one of the best stars on Smackdown, if not, on WWE programming.

All together, a decent show; should be interesting to see what happens when Lesnar returns next week.



Lordy lordy...what have I done? Engagement? The horror!
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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by redsoxnation
    Did anyone have Uncle Siegfried in Flea's Dead Pool?
    DEAN, how could you forget to mention the return of the SWANK Guerrero WCW music for Chavo. All he needs now is to find Eddie's lost mullet and glue it to his skull.
    The definition of idiocy: While trying to convince anyone that Bob Holly is over and deserves a title match, they have Billy Gunn pop in videotape of him as Sparky Plugg jobbing to the Smoking Gunns. Wildcat Wendall Cooley would be a more viable World Title contender at this point.


DR: I really don't think they could possibly make think any less of Bob Holly as a world title challenger so they might as well show him putting over Mantaur and Duke the Dumpster Drose.



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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.05
Speaking of things on Smackdown, what the hell is it with Kurt Angle?

I guess all of a sudden bald people think they should run the WWE programs.

I dont really understand him sticking his nose in the Guerrero's business -but fine, the Smackdown writers got lazy and made up some crappy conflict for Angle and Los Guerreros. But then he comes and actually makes a match
for the Bashams? What the hell is going on?
Is Angle turning into an inactive wrestler/authority figure like Austin? Angle can still wrestle dammit!

While Im at it- Why is Smackdown trying so hard to imitate RAW? Why cant it go in its own direction?Im sure a lot more people would watch Smackdown if it had its own identity,
I know they have Cruiserweights and More Technical Wrestlers than RAW, but I believe the storylines and overall setup of the show should go in a different direction as well.

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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.21
    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    There is nothing creepier than the WWE idea of the prime time four way sex. It is definately sex without everybody mounting each other THUS it's fake pornography which is even more evil than real pornography- it is a hollow and venal work of Satan that is even more hollow and venal because it bastardizes the already bastardized sin. If I'm going to hell, I want to go to hell- not the WWE's second hand hell.


Gold. :-) "Second hand hell"--there's VKM's personal creative muse in a nutshell.

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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.54
Yeah, I'm pretty sick of the model ads, too. Just another show I wouldn't ever think of watching anyways.



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YOUR Out-Of-Context Quote of Whenever (thanks, MoeGates!): "I wish MY countrymen weren't so uptight about stuff like outdoor marajuana use and casual man-on-man anal love."
    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
    Nidia versus Tajiri would have worked if Rey Rey ended up mounting Nidia while wearing an El Hijo del Billy Dee Williams mask or if Tajiri opted to wrestle the match without his pants but wore an assless confederate flag loincloth en lieu.... But they didn't so this didn't.


Okay, I'm crying. You win. XD



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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.44
-Angle/Los Guerreros interview- Kurt Angle family councilor is certainly interesting to me. It brings a unexpected slant to this feud and I can't really tell his motivation. It was kinda fun seeing Kurt trying to get the team back together while the fans were all pro break up... LoL at Chavo saying "No Sir, I will not" when asked to apologize

-Benoit vs. FBI- Haha we do know if they had anyone else but Benoit the ICW would be having a fit of one guy defeating 3. Kind of making the FBI look a tad incompetent... But they are pushing Benoit that he's got a buh gawd chance of going all the way, I still say NO WAY.

-Rikishi/Scotty2Hottie/Bashams confrontation- Not much of a confrontation the Bashams sneak attack and took out Rikishi and Scotty. Delaying there much "anticipated" title match even longer. A bait and switch which for some reason I didn't mind at all LoL... Kurt Angle comes out and says he made a match for Los Guerreros against Bashams for the title. That's some pre-planning on Kurt's part. Is he psychic! Hmm something seems afoot.

-Basham Bros vs. Los Guerrors- Probably the last Guerreros match for a while and they made it memorable. Eddie took most of the beating through out the match makes hot tag to Chavo. Ha I like when Eddie tried the cheat fake tag but ref said he had to leave then they Chavo pushed Basham to the corner and Eddie yelled at the ref. "Hey Ref look! See Tag"... That was a very good final straw break up. Chavo able to get in with a chair but just sat there steaming and watching Eddie getting beaten down. Then coming in finally as Eddie tried to pull himself up just to hit him with a straight shot to the jaw. Even though it took a while to get there, one of the better impact no questions ask turns I've seen in a while. And no Angle in sight, very interesting!

-Cena vs. Albert- Cena did a rap that didn't end with a predictable crowd chant at the end. This one was pretty good... Matched clocked under 3-minutes, Cena wins with an elbow to a standing Albert and an FU.

-Mysterio vs. Akio- Nice fast little match. Cool tilt-a-whirl into a inverted DDT by Rey. On the other side great spin kick by Akio on Rey when Rey jumped down from the turnbuckle. Match ends with Rey hitting a double 619 on Akio and Sakoda.

-Tajiri vs. Nidia- Heyman was in pure prick mode tonight. Not enough to put a blind woman in the ring but take away her cane saying "No weapons in my matches". Boy I felt uncomfortable watching a blind woman being tossed around, but I guess that's what they were going for, who knows... PS how is Tajiri simply pinning Nidia in a traditional cross body formation "insult to injury" according to Michael Cole?

-Bob Holly vs. Big Show- Got one question. How exactly did Lesnar ruin Holly's marriage by injuring in. wouldn't it be either, A) Holly's wife is a gold digging b*tch who abandons her man the second the lucrative Bob Holly merchandise royalties stop coming in, which is a blessing in disguise for Bob. OR B) Holly is such an annoying A-hole that being at home full time drove his wife to divorce... Oh yeah the match, only good thing about the entire match was the chair chokeout they used. But wasting that on Bob Holly of all people. Big Show U.S title run has to be one of the worst in recent memory. Funny thing is that Cole all night talk about how people "earn" their place on Smackdown. What exactly has Bob Holly done to earn this title match?

-OtherStuff- Eddie's reaction backstage, was amazing as Kurt was giving his half-hearted apology... Billy Gunn's top 3 greatest moments, this has to be tongue in cheek right, RIGHT? But he was sporting a top notch mullet... Bob Holly made sure everybody in the arena remembers he's from Alabama... Nidia and Heyman did a decent segment backstage... Rikishi sings a love song for WWECD, when I think Sexy I think Rikishi.

-Sign of the Night: "I'm the guy who married Britney Spears" - He held it up once time for a couple of seconds, but that was classic
-Line of the Night: Tazz "Yeah you enjoy smacking it Cole" - When Cole was blabbering about Smack your TV ad.
-3Stars of the Night: 1)Eddie. 2)Kurt. 3)Chavo.

I guess it's easy to tell The Guerreros and Angle stuff really worked with me. This is why Kurt is one of my favorite superstars, his character became a bit bland just for a few weeks, and he already tweaked it and he's right back as one of the more interesting character in the WWE (there's main event guys who's been bland and repetitive for years who can learn a lesson from that). What is Kurt's motivation? Is he really just wanting to help out, OR is he trying to keep Eddie occupied with Chavo as a tag partner or a challenger, so he won't challenge his spot. Very interesting stuff (too bad everytime I get into a storyline they find a way of ruining it in the next weeks)...This was a great SD totally on the shoulders of Guerreros & Angle. Plus add some help from the cruiserweight match and a decent build to the RoyalRumble Battleroyal, you got an overall good SD if you ignore the WWE title.




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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.45
I only got to see one part of Smackdown and it was the "Return of Billy Gunn Countdown" part. Lucky me. Anyway, has anyone been a Gunn in a long time? I think most fans lost faith in him after he loss the "Bad Ass" name to RTC. I haven't been into him since the NAO in DX.

But the "instert returning superstar name here" countdown promo was a good idea. But they should have gave it to someone better.



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    Originally posted by XPacArmy
    I only got to see one part of Smackdown and it was the "Return of Billy Gunn Countdown" part. Lucky me. Anyway, has anyone been a Gunn in a long time? I think most fans lost faith in him after he loss the "Bad Ass" name to RTC. I haven't been into him since the NAO in DX.

    But the "instert returning superstar name here" countdown promo was a good idea. But they should have gave it to someone better.
I've always preferred the run-in "SURPRIZE!!!" return....it automatically shows that the writing team has something planned. With Gunn coming back at the Rumble, it seems to me that they're clueless as to what to do with him.



Lordy lordy...what have I done? Engagement? The horror!
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Well, what did you think of the big debut? The crowd seemed to be hot for Rey and the match was great (big ups to my man Chavo). It was a spotfest, certainly, but I felt like it told a coherent story.
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