- Your classic is Jungle Jim Steel, Bobby Bradley and Rex King against the Colon family from 2004, maybe? In case you were wondering what Jungle Jim Steel was doing after you last remembered him All Japan, here you are. GOD, I haven't thought of Bobby Bradley in 10 years, prolly. Rex King I haven't really thought of since he and Steve Dahl busted up. All three were good little wrestlers so this is perfectly fine. Super teenage PEA-HEAD-MANIA wins the day. This would be good for your chemically imbalanced Memphis completist. And I know just A RIDICULOUS amount more of those than anyone should ever know.
- Awesome!! Blitz and BJ beating the shit out of each other again and YES!- we have your first MOTYC from Pr for 2011. They just roll through the crowd and just beat the living dogshit out of each other. Falls count anywhere, CHILDREN hand Blitz forks to stab that bastard BJ with- and if you love hard-edged wrestling, you will weep with optimism that SOMEWHERE there are people raising their kids up right. Blitz takes a nasty Vertical suplex to the floor and MY kidneys pee blood just from watching it. The damn little person hits Blitz with a tiny bat. BJ makes an elaborate latino sign of hatred to the crowd WHILE hitting the Angels Wings. That's rudoing, folks. They both go under the ring and Blitz emerges with a can of Pepsi Free. I guess the caffeine makes him jittery. COMMERCIALS! And he smashes it over BJ's head. And another. An obvious MOTHER OF THREE gives ANOTHER fork to Blitz and FUCKIT, let's just MOVE to Puerto Rico. Why are we wasting time here in the 50 states. BJ hits a motherfucking GUSHER and eats a DDT to the apron like a fucking KING. Blitz hits a nice Flying Cross Body Block from the tope. LOW BLOW from BJ! Blitz cups the mangoods fights through the pain and hits a sweet Released German for two. Blitz goes up top and lands completely wrong attempting a toprope guillotine. BJ with an STO and hits the floor for the PLUNDAH! BJ goes up top with Blitz for toprope ACE CRUSHAH~! through two chairs but Blitz holds on and BJ goes buttfirst through the chairs. The little person comes in and they throw him around a bit until Blitz is distracted and BJ ACE CRUSHES him for the win. Fucking fabulous. Just about everything you love about wrestling.
WHAT DIDN'T WORK-
- Hey! The Mad Man Manson vs Shane barely made it yesterday. Not today again, hoss.
According to the trailer, it will include over 5 hours of Foley matches. From clips on the DVD, WWF matches you will see at least in part include The Hell in the Cell with Foley vs. The Undertaker, Foley vs. Triple H at Royal Rumble 2000, Foley vs.