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Ellen Amy
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Courtesy of Jerry "The King" Lawler:
11/19/02: In wrestling, sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.

(Yes, I know RVD spoke last night...at length! Yes, I know it's the first time he's been given a microphone since No Mercy. But, infuriatingly enough, just as he started to talk to Shawn Michaels about how he'd inspired him, my phone rang. It was my brother Andy, telling me how great it was that RVD was cutting a promo. As a result, I missed the whole beginning of what was said. If anyone can recall it for me, please let me know.)

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11/12/02: To become a master of your discipline, you must learn the true meaning of survival. (Courtesy of the Zen Survivor Series commercial featuring RVD)

11/5/02: What's the sound of one hand clapping? If RVD cuts a promo and there's no camera or microphone to hear it, did he make a sound? (Courtesy of Andy Cohen)

10/28/02: Sorry, but there was no Moment of Zen on Raw. Completely unenlightening. But you can read about enlightenment here: http://www.kalavinka.org/jewels/nagajuna/mppu/webpati/14quest.htm

10/20/02: I'm a chair-smashing...WOO!...frog-splashing...risk-taking...WOO! WOO!...yinning-and-yanging...VanDaminating...dude...named Rob-Van-Dam! (Courtesy of Rob Van Dam at No Mercy)

10/14/02: http://www.geocities.com/rvdfanpage/raw/raw093002a.jpg for screen shots of that beautiful Zen Master promo from 9/30!

10/7/02: Sorry, but this episode of Raw was abominable, so I flashed back to Raw one year ago (10/8/01): C'mon, drop the hostility! Seriously, everything's cool, man. (Rob Van Dam, Zen Master)

9/30/02: You're all worked up over nothing. You just need to chill. You're not even yourself.
(Kudos to Raw for providing a 30-second RVD Zen Master promo! This was originally RVD to Kanyon on Raw, 9/24/01.)

9/23/02: You know, some people take peace of mind and confuse it with lack of passion. (Rob Van Dam, Zen Master)

9/16/02: Let me tell you something, man--anger is a negative energy--you need to shake that right now. (Rob Van Dam, Zen Master)

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For the full collection, commentary, corrections, submissions, etc. :-)

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This has been your Raw Moment of Zen™.
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(edited by redsoxnation on 19.11.02 1541)


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#3 Posted on
FINALLY...an original thread topic.



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Ellen Amy
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Oh, thank you! If you have any ideas to add, please feel free...I haven't started a Smackdown list yet, but some of my friends have been asking me to.
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And now indeed the true weight of the loss of CRZ can begin to be felt. Whereas the auto-response of "look at CRZ's Raw report" would have come flying out here, not we can but stare into a transcriptless void, and wonder who among us can fill his shoes. I say none.



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Ellen Amy
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Well, I asked Derek Burgan if he would try it. He already has a big quotes section in his Smackdown recaps.
Jason K. H.
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#7 Posted on
Quoth Van Dam

"You know Shawn, just like everybody else I enjoyed watching the Heartbreak Kid thrilling all the fans, giving them all their money’s worth for so many years. I found you quite inspiring when I watched you as a kid. You changed all the standards...paved the road for a lot of wrestlers, including myself. So, if it wasn’t me walking out of the Elimination Chamber match as the champion, I’m glad it was you, because I know you are going to be a fighting champion. You talk about meeting new faces? Hey, how about for your first title defense the Showstopper goes one on one with the Whole Dam Show? What do you say? HBK takes on R...V...D."
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#8 Posted on
Shin Strife says...
Ellen...this is the coolest thread ever....And what will Smackdown be,please let it be Matt Hardy!




Mattitude(ma't-e-toodeh'): Mattitude, is something that can not be taught or learned. Mattitude is something that burns within. In the ring, Mattitude is the intangible, the x-factor, that gives Matt Hardy Ver.1 an advantage over everyone else.


Shin Strife has Mattitude...
"Do YOU?"

DarrylTheHitman
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Since: 21.9.02
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#9 Posted on
How about something about Tazz?



tomvejada
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#10 Posted on
How about Kurt Angle, or to a lesser extent, Scott Steiner?



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Ellen Amy
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Jason, thanks so much for the transcript! I will have to start up the Smackdown Moment of Zen soon...either this Friday or next Monday. Thank you for the support! :-)

np: "Tonight and the Rest of My Life", Nina Gordon
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A Nina Gordon fan!

She's pretty hot.






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Ellen Amy
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I guess she is...I just love the song because her voice is ethereal. I love Tori Amos, too!

np: "Who Am I?" from Les Miserables



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DarrylTheHitman
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#14 Posted on
Who's Nina Gordon?



tomvejada
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#15 Posted on
The former lead singer of Veruca Salt.



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DarrylTheHitman
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Since: 21.9.02
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#16 Posted on
Veruca Salt...I think I've heard of them...one of them was going out with Dave Grohl around the time he was writing "The Colour And The Shape" in 1997, right?



Ellen Amy
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    Originally posted by Ellen Amy
    Courtesy of Jerry "The King" Lawler:
    11/19/02: In wrestling, sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.

    (Yes, I know RVD spoke last night...at length! Yes, I know it's the first time he's been given a microphone since No Mercy. But, infuriatingly enough, just as he started to talk to Shawn Michaels about how he'd inspired him, my phone rang. It was my brother Andy, telling me how great it was that RVD was cutting a promo. As a result, I missed the whole beginning of what was said. If anyone can recall it for me, please let me know.)



My brother's response: Hey, you deserved it. RVD called you personally to ask you to order Survivor Series and you didn't. :-P

[There was actually a message on my machine from Rob Van Dam, asking me to order Survivor Series. I had this image of him being locked in a room with a gun to his head, with Bischoff telling him he wasn't allowed to leave until he called every last WWE fan on his list. ;-) ]



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http://www.webpost.net/guestbooks/neroli.html
http://www.snpp.com/other/papers/eac.paper.html
Brian P. Dermody
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The only problem with Veruca Salt was they had one rip roaring fantastic rock song ("Seether" for you file sharers) and the rest of that debut album was just junk. I couldn't listen to them again.

And for true Zen quality wisdom from sports entertainers, we'll have to pull the Sid Eudy tapes out of the mothballs.



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#19 Posted on
Ellen Amy, I got one of those calls before. Except it was from Steve Austin encouraging me to order a ppv, I believe it was Unforgiven or Vengeance or one of those.



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#20 Posted on

    Originally posted by DarrylTheHitman
    Veruca Salt...I think I've heard of them...one of them was going out with Dave Grohl around the time he was writing "The Colour And The Shape" in 1997, right?


Actually, he was going out with both of them. Which is why Nina Gordon is no longer in Veruca Salt. Fortunately, the new version of the band sounds exactly like the old version or I'd have to kill Dave Grohl.

Oh wait, this is the wrestling board. Um... I have a fantasy character who uses Tori Amos music as his entrance theme. I might actually end up using him in a backyard (non-trash) wrestling video that some friends and I are thinking about putting together. There's something surreal about seeing a beatdown set to Tori Amos music.
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