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The Guinness.

Since: 24.4.05
From: San Diego, CA

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No, not the favorite question on the "One Question" topic of The-W.

Favorite questions would be Steven Wright style but not necessarily Steven Wright. My motive to this is looking for one-liners to use when training rep's for my company....

.....subtle ice-breakers if you will.


- What if there were no hypothetical questions?

The perfect insult in a training environment. all the "what ifs" and "so, you're saying...." type of questions.

(edited by The Guinness. on 22.8.06 0102)

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Lap cheong

Since: 12.2.02
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"Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

"Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?"

Those were off the top of my head.

Lap cheong

Since: 2.1.02
From: Oconomowoc, WI

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From an old comic strip posted in my office (modified slightly):

Does anyone know what I want to be when I grow up?

Hopefully, someone responds that you already ARE grown up.

Response - Well, darn, this isn't it.
Boudin blanc

Since: 11.5.03
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.19
(An old one)

If Bruce Springsteen is always for the working man, then why is he called "The Boss" ?

"Oh it's on like Donkey Kong." - Stifler, American Wedding

Since: 28.1.02
From: Louisville, KY

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Why would you think I knew why? (to a why question)

We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center.
Boudin blanc

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I got to use this one today:

"Why do you keep asking me rhetorical questions?"

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From a poster years ago:

Is there a difference between stupidly violent and violently stupid?

I'm a dot com now!
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You could pull out pretty much the entire scrpit of "The Big Lebowski" here, although my personal favorite line is the Dude's response to the infamous "The Jesus" monolouge: "Yeah, well, man, that's just, like, your opinion.
- OlFuzzyBastard, What is the greatest movie quote? (2005)
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