The Guinness.
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|  #1 Posted on 22.8.06 0110.05 | Instant Rating: 5.47 | No, not the favorite question on the "One Question" topic of The-W.
Favorite questions would be Steven Wright style but not necessarily Steven Wright. My motive to this is looking for one-liners to use when training rep's for my company....
.....subtle ice-breakers if you will.
Mine
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
The perfect insult in a training environment. all the "what ifs" and "so, you're saying...." type of questions.
(edited by The Guinness. on 22.8.06 0102)
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Lap cheong
Since: 12.2.02
From: Cleveland, Ohio
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| #2 Posted on 22.8.06 1008.54 | Instant Rating: 3.93 | "Why is abbreviation such a long word?"
"Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?"
Those were off the top of my head.
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Lap cheong
Since: 2.1.02
From: Oconomowoc, WI
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| #3 Posted on 22.8.06 1457.45 | Instant Rating: 6.68 | From an old comic strip posted in my office (modified slightly):
Does anyone know what I want to be when I grow up?
Hopefully, someone responds that you already ARE grown up.
Response - Well, darn, this isn't it. | Kevintripod
Andouille
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From: Mount Pleasant, Pa.
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| #4 Posted on 22.8.06 2056.33 | Instant Rating: 5.19 | (An old one)
If Bruce Springsteen is always for the working man, then why is he called "The Boss" ?
"Oh it's on like Donkey Kong." - Stifler, American Wedding | AWArulz
Knackwurst
Since: 28.1.02
From: Louisville, KY
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| #5 Posted on 22.8.06 2212.38 | Instant Rating: 6.70 | Why would you think I knew why? (to a why question)
We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center. | Leroy
Andouille
Since: 7.2.02
From: Queens, NY
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| #6 Posted on 23.8.06 0128.19 | Instant Rating: 5.80 | I got to use this one today:
"Why do you keep asking me rhetorical questions?" | Oliver
Scrapple
Since: 20.6.02
From: Derkaderkastan
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|  #7 Posted on 20.9.06 1939.36 | Instant Rating: 4.70 | From a poster years ago:
Is there a difference between stupidly violent and violently stupid?
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