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From: San Diego, CA
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|No, not the favorite question on the "One Question" topic of The-W. |
Favorite questions would be Steven Wright style but not necessarily Steven Wright. My motive to this is looking for one-liners to use when training rep's for my company....
.....subtle ice-breakers if you will.
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
The perfect insult in a training environment. all the "what ifs" and "so, you're saying...." type of questions.
(edited by The Guinness. on 22.8.06 0102)
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From: Cleveland, Ohio
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|"Why is abbreviation such a long word?"|
"Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?"
Those were off the top of my head.
From: Oconomowoc, WI
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|From an old comic strip posted in my office (modified slightly):|
Does anyone know what I want to be when I grow up?
Hopefully, someone responds that you already ARE grown up.
Response - Well, darn, this isn't it.
From: Mount Pleasant, Pa.
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|(An old one)|
If Bruce Springsteen is always for the working man, then why is he called "The Boss" ?
"Oh it's on like Donkey Kong." - Stifler, American Wedding
From: Louisville, KY
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|Why would you think I knew why? (to a why question)|
We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center.
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|I got to use this one today:|
"Why do you keep asking me rhetorical questions?"
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|#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.70|
|From a poster years ago:
Is there a difference between stupidly violent and violently stupid?
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