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The Guinness. Morcilla Since: 24.4.05 From: San Diego, CA Since last post: 24 min. Last activity: 24 min.
AIM: # 1 Posted on 22.8.06 0110.05 | Instant Rating: 5.47 No, not the favorite question on the "One Question" topic of The-W. Favorite questions would be Steven Wright style but not necessarily Steven Wright. My motive to this is looking for one-liners to use when training rep's for my company.... .....subtle ice-breakers if you will. Mine - What if there were no hypothetical questions? The perfect insult in a training environment. all the "what ifs" and "so, you're saying...." type of questions. (edited by The Guinness. on 22.8.06 0102) "In Soviet Russia, site fucks you." - drjayphd Promote this thread!
whatever Lap cheong Since: 12.2.02 From: Cleveland, Ohio Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 13 hours # 2 Posted on 22.8.06 1008.54 | Instant Rating: 3.93
"Why is abbreviation such a long word?" "Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?" Those were off the top of my head.
Sec19Row53 Lap cheong Since: 2.1.02 From: Oconomowoc, WI Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 2 hours
Y!: # 3 Posted on 22.8.06 1457.45 | Instant Rating: 6.68 From an old comic strip posted in my office (modified slightly): Does anyone know what I want to be when I grow up? Hopefully, someone responds that you already ARE grown up. Response - Well, darn, this isn't it.
Kevintripod Boudin blanc Since: 11.5.03 From: Mount Pleasant, Pa. Since last post: 1 hour Last activity: 1 hour
AIM: # 4 Posted on 22.8.06 2056.33 | Instant Rating: 5.19 (An old one) If Bruce Springsteen is always for the working man, then why is he called "The Boss" ? "Oh it's on like Donkey Kong." - Stifler, American Wedding
AWArulz Scrapple Since: 28.1.02 From: Louisville, KY Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours
Y!: # 5 Posted on 22.8.06 2212.38 | Instant Rating: 6.70 Why would you think I knew why? (to a why question) We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center.
Leroy Boudin blanc Since: 7.2.02 Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 8 days # 6 Posted on 23.8.06 0128.19 | Instant Rating: 5.80 I got to use this one today: "Why do you keep asking me rhetorical questions?"
Oliver Scrapple Since: 20.6.02 Since last post: 54 days Last activity: 48 days # 7 Posted on 20.9.06 1939.36 | Instant Rating: 4.70
From a poster years ago: Is there a difference between stupidly violent and violently stupid? I'm a dot com now!
You could pull out pretty much the entire scrpit of "The Big Lebowski" here, although my personal favorite line is the Dude's response to the infamous "The Jesus" monolouge: "Yeah, well, man, that's just, like, your opinion.
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