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The Guinness. Potato korv Since: 24.4.05 From: San Diego, CA Since last post: 24 days Last activity: 5 hours
AIM: # 1 Posted on 22.8.06 0110.05 | Instant Rating: 5.47 No, not the favorite question on the "One Question" topic of The-W. Favorite questions would be Steven Wright style but not necessarily Steven Wright. My motive to this is looking for one-liners to use when training rep's for my company.... .....subtle ice-breakers if you will. Mine - What if there were no hypothetical questions? The perfect insult in a training environment. all the "what ifs" and "so, you're saying...." type of questions. (edited by The Guinness. on 22.8.06 0102) "In Soviet Russia, site fucks you." - drjayphd Promote this thread!
whatever Bierwurst Since: 12.2.02 From: Cleveland, Ohio Since last post: 30 days Last activity: 21 hours # 2 Posted on 22.8.06 1008.54 | Instant Rating: 3.93
"Why is abbreviation such a long word?" "Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?" Those were off the top of my head.
Sec19Row53 Lap cheong Since: 2.1.02 From: Oconomowoc, WI Since last post: 14 days Last activity: 20 hours # 3 Posted on 22.8.06 1457.45 | Instant Rating: 6.68 From an old comic strip posted in my office (modified slightly): Does anyone know what I want to be when I grow up? Hopefully, someone responds that you already ARE grown up. Response - Well, darn, this isn't it.
Kevintripod Banger Since: 11.5.03 From: Mount Pleasant, Pa. Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 3 hours
AIM: # 4 Posted on 22.8.06 2056.33 | Instant Rating: 5.19 (An old one) If Bruce Springsteen is always for the working man, then why is he called "The Boss" ? "Oh it's on like Donkey Kong." - Stifler, American Wedding
AWArulz Scrapple Since: 28.1.02 From: Louisville, KY Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 4 days
Y!: # 5 Posted on 22.8.06 2212.38 | Instant Rating: 6.70 Why would you think I knew why? (to a why question) We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center.
Leroy Boudin blanc Since: 7.2.02 Since last post: 400 days Last activity: 400 days # 6 Posted on 23.8.06 0128.19 | Instant Rating: 5.80 I got to use this one today: "Why do you keep asking me rhetorical questions?"
Oliver Scrapple Since: 20.6.02 Since last post: 642 days Last activity: 636 days # 7 Posted on 20.9.06 1939.36 | Instant Rating: 4.70
From a poster years ago: Is there a difference between stupidly violent and violently stupid? I'm a dot com now!
For the life of me, I will never understand why somebody thought it was a good idea to put the Sham Wow guy in front of a camera. That just baffles me. But I'm going for the UPS guy. He's CREEPY clean.
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