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DEAN RASMUSSEN
He is DEAN








Since: 11.12.01
From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A!

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Oh yeah! The Okie Indie! We R TORQUED! As ever at http://www.wrestlingnetwork.net.

WHAT WORKED-

- FREE BEER with a ringside table is still available for the Muskogee card. Can I drive there and get back in time for work? Do I have that much bail money? How many truckers would I have to blow to make it from Muskogee to Petersburg? Questions.... yes, questions....

- Chris Matthews and the amazingly fun Spoiler 2000 have a good little WCW Worldwide match- completely cold but very proficiently executed and it was a fine celebration of the ringwork that make up such a large part of the art of Professional Wrestling. They both have a really nice heavyweight batch of moves and they take turns going on hefty bouts of offence. I'm trying to remember if this is the Chris Matthews that wrestled in North Carolina in the late 90s. Either way, he was good. Spoiler 2000 fearlessly whips out the Iron Claw Nodawa as if the spirit of Shinigammi had traveled the earth and settled in the Oklahoma panhandle...

- Big Daddy Dominator and Gary Gram discuss their weapons match. They abruptly go to Gary Gram's match. (They need graphics and titles on this show because I had to search their not so up to date website to find out who I was watching). BDD comes over and joins the commentating team and the beloved Commissioner and BDD are weirdly congenial to each other. Big Daddy Dominator may be crazy and into weapons matches but you say his momma didn't raise him right. I find that amazingly endearing. Tyler Damon comes out and he does like a Howie Mandel spastic entrance. Wait. Is it Tyler BATEMAN? So annoying. Shane Damon takes a enzuiguiri all funny. They do a batch of indie rollups. Justice Bateman hits a comical flying crossbody as we come back from commercial. They do some stuff. Shane Justice is pinned after Gary Gram reverses a Superplex attempt into a sunset flip. Postmatch Big Daddy Dominator excuses himself from the table and walks down to the ringside area- though not too close as to interrupt the postmatch indie hug. Gary Gram gets on the STICK! and Big Daddy Dominator gets his title match on the 23rd. Big Daddy Dominator is happy and quietly walks to the parking lot and drives home, always allowing those in front of him to alternate merge. Big Daddy Dominator with the NWA-UNIVERSAL X Division belt is a triumph for politeness everywhere and I- as a man, an American, a Southerner, a wrestling fan, and a citizen of this beautiful earth- back that play one hundred percent. You better fucking believe I do.

WHAT DIDN'T WORK-

- No MAN-SERVANT~! No worked column. Know MAN-SERVANT~! Hey WAIT.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.

DEAN RASMUSSEN.



YES, I AM DEAN.
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