A strict constructionist interprets the Constitution according to the language and original intent of the text at the time of its writing, in much the same way as a fundamentalist views the Bible. Fortunately, for strict constructionists, they have been endowed by God with the superhuman gift of being able to read the minds of people who died 200 years ago. Naturally, they use this power only for good - America (The Book)
That's hilarious. We lost some of our very own Weapons of Moderate Destruction due to even more poor planning. Next up: US loses containment of "Killer Badgers" somewhere in Texas.
I bet whoever wrote the script for "Snakes on a plane" is kicking themselves right now.
So the thing that's interesting to me, is it looks like Bush got 0.1% of the Democratic Primary vote, while the various Democratic candidates got about 7.36% of the (much, much less attended) Republican Primary vote.