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Since: 7.1.02
From: Birmingham, AL

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#1 Posted on
WWE is now hiring play-by-play announcers:

http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/jobseeker/jobsearch/job_detail.html? job_id=J507147YQ& search_url=%2Fjobseeker%2Fcompany%2Fcompany_profile.html%3Fgid%3D22577

They require 1 to 3 years experience with play-by-play.



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Since: 10.12.01
From: Aurora, IL

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
Lawler does color.

I don't think you can really prove it unless you're already doing it.

The funny thing was that this was posted on Wednesday, when they really should've been looking at least two weeks ago.
Gugs
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Since: 9.7.02
From: Sleep (That's where I'm a viking)

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#3 Posted on
I guess JR's serious about cutting back on his workload. Or they could be getting rid of Cole, Coachman, Matthews or, um... the Spanish guys? Please not Cole, his chemistry with Tazz is just insane!



Sometimes I ask myself why I watch WWE after all the crap it's given me. HLA, necro, HHH, and so on. And then it hits me. That one simple phrase that can be modified and used for anything that gets you down, yet makes you keep coming back.

Every episode has the potential to be the best one ever, and I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it after sitting through this shit.
CANADIAN BULLDOG
Andouille








Since: 5.3.03
From: TORONTO

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#4 Posted on
WANTED - Wrestling announcer to hopelessly shill promotion, ignore the obvious and overlook logic. Full benefits, plus vacation time whenever you are ``fired'' by the general manager. The successful applicant must be willing to set self on fire, constantly degrade themselves.



Kain Interview: the first since he's been unmasked!!! Major changes to SummerShow main event!!! All this plus an interview with Kain in the latest Inside The Ropes!!!
Purple Pixie
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Since: 27.7.03
From: Sunderland, England

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#5 Posted on

    Originally posted by CANADIAN BULLDOG
    WANTED - Wrestling announcer to hopelessly shill promotion, ignore the obvious and overlook logic. Full benefits, plus vacation time whenever you are ``fired'' by the general manager. The successful applicant must be willing to set self on fire, constantly degrade themselves.


Are you excepting girls? I once sent a letter to Planet's Funniest Animals- does that count?



I'm sorry- Did it look like I was listening?
Gugs
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Since: 9.7.02
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#6 Posted on
Well, they did say that they were an equal opportunity employer, so they must be accepting (that is the proper spelling) those of the female gender. They probably just have to look exactly like Trish Stratus or Stacy Keibler, except with different faces, and they must be willing to strip or be thrown in some revealing liquid on a weekly basis.



Sometimes I ask myself why I watch WWE after all the crap it's given me. HLA, necro, HHH, and so on. And then it hits me. That one simple phrase that can be modified and used for anything that gets you down, yet makes you keep coming back.

Every episode has the potential to be the best one ever, and I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it after sitting through this shit.
Net Hack Slasher
Banger








Since: 6.1.02
From: Outer reaches of your mind

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#7 Posted on

    Originally posted by CANADIAN BULLDOG
    WANTED - Wrestling announcer to hopelessly shill promotion, ignore the obvious and overlook logic. Full benefits, plus vacation time whenever you are ``fired'' by the general manager. The successful applicant must be willing to set self on fire, constantly degrade themselves.

LoL I was thinking the same thing. I guess that's what they mean about being a "Team Player" on the forum. What does Team Player Mean? "Ahh nothing major, you know being put on fire, being puked on, simple Team player stuff" LoL

I like Josh and Cole so the Smackdown side is fantastic on the PBP. Tazz is great in color, so #2 Color man is the only place that needs changing

On the Raw side, any of the 4 can go without me blinking an eye. Especially Lawler, but that wish is never happening





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HomerJFong
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Since: 19.3.02
From: Ontario, Canada

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#8 Posted on
Team Player = Incredibly Skilled at Your Ability to Suppress Laughter



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Since: 20.1.02
From: Quebec City, CAN

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#9 Posted on
Does WWE really look at those? Last year I applied for referee. I was ready to go out on the road and such.

Guess Bradshaw didn't find me ripe enough to his liking ...



Lexus
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Stafford, VA

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#10 Posted on

    Originally posted by thecubsfan
    Lawler does color.


You say this like the WWE would differentiate between play by play and color when hiring. They're looking for announcers, period.





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Tribal Prophet
Andouille








Since: 9.1.02
From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada

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#11 Posted on

    Originally posted by CANADIAN BULLDOG
    WANTED - Wrestling announcer to hopelessly shill promotion, ignore the obvious and overlook logic. Full benefits, plus vacation time whenever you are ``fired'' by the general manager. The successful applicant must be willing to set self on fire, constantly degrade themselves.


You forgot
"Perks: Will be given main event matches once every year when the writers need to say 'yes, storylines=ratings, not wrestling' to Upper Management to prove their jobs are still necessary"
and
"Ability to tell multiple people with the same first name apart is an asset, but is not required."


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Since: 17.7.03
From: Auckland, New Zealand

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#12 Posted on
Bring back Lord Alfred Hayes!



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Since: 11.5.03
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#13 Posted on

    Originally posted by gugs
    Well, they did say that they were an equal opportunity employer, so they must be accepting (that is the proper spelling) those of the female gender. They probably just have to look exactly like Trish Stratus or Stacy Keibler, except with different faces, and they must be willing to strip or be thrown in some revealing liquid on a weekly basis.


.......and must have a history of having sexual relations with your previously married employers.



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