"ROAR! Bengalllllllllllllllllllllls! Is there any team more underdog than these guys?! From top to bottom they're the best "crappy" team in the league. We got the Warrick Wiggle, the Dillon Run, the Kitna lobs to the other team! We got everythang and a bag o' chips. And the Bengals defense is good. Unfortunately, if Kitna plays bad, we lose. If he plays the game of his life we win. We're one quarterback away from a playoff spot. So, in '02 it's gonna' be "Dilfer! Dilfer! Dilfer!" rockin' the Casbah! Abnd if you don'rt like it, well, YOU'RE JEALOUS! BENGALS GOT HEART."
Dilfer might be starting for the other crappy ex AFC powerhouse next year. Yes, the Seachickens might just invest some actual dinero in Dilfer and let Hasselbeck *gasp* LEARN THE ACTUAL SYSTEM. What a scary concept. How'd youse guys resign Dillon, anyways?
You need to talk to the great CRZ about that. I'm sure he's going to get fed up giving everyone random avatars after a while, though. Thanks for the dancing Black Wizard, my elite army of Mega Men may yet overcome! Yeah. I'll get off the painkillers now.
After spending one miserable season with the Oakland Raiders, running back Dominic Rhodes-- a key player in the Colts' Super Bowl XLI victory over the Chicago Bears-- is back in a Colts uniform, signing a one-year deal for the veteran's minimum.