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BigDaddyLoco
Scrapple








Since: 2.1.02

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#1 Posted on
Well here is the guy that gives it to you. I love these columns. It's like the good old fashion dirt sheets. If nothing else it's a fun read...

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/9893/column30.htm



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Mixxer
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Since: 18.4.02
From: Minneapolis, MN

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#2 Posted on
Hey, great site, Tom Zenk is damn cool.

I really like the photoshop'ed pics, very funny...



socetew
Chourico








Since: 23.5.02
From: NYC, baby!

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#3 Posted on
bling...bleep

No, he's not. He's a real tool.

-socetew



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EastCoastAvenger
Bockwurst








Since: 4.1.02
From: Clearwater, FL

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#4 Posted on
Awesome site! I love reading it, it's almost a wrestling version of the National Enquirer. I love the fact that this guy is verbally bitch-slapping Vince McMahon at EVRY opportunity and Vince can't do jack shit about it! For that, Tom Zenk just may be one of the top 200 coolest people on earth.



"All born equal unless you're Canadian
Then halfway through decay like Uranium
You define what's death-defying
Get the most out of life or at the least die trying
Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train?
Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane?
Have really good times doing really bad things
‘Cause the show ain't over ‘til the fat lady sings
Like Elton John with his candle in the wind
It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him
But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper
Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker
Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin'
Don't expect a bright light no just curtains
Life is like a penis most people don't know it
But most people suck so they usually blow it"

From "Take The Long Way Home", by The Bloodhound Gang
gilpdawg
Loukanika








Since: 4.1.02

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#5 Posted on
Z-man rules. The best was the Ole Anderson story on Meltzer's old Eyada show.
Scorpio
Boudin rouge








Since: 18.2.02
From: Laurel, MD, USA

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#6 Posted on
I only read the past couple Zenk columns, but man, that was enough. He's awful.




PMMJ
mooreman3000
Medisterpoelse








Since: 25.5.02
From: Inside YOUR head

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#7 Posted on
Tom Zenk RULES it!

He always gives you the awful truth whether anyone else likes it or not.
Freeway
Scrapple








Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary

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#8 Posted on
Ah, Zenk...where did you go? Who cares? He just kicks ass.



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Mixxer
Tocino








Since: 18.4.02
From: Minneapolis, MN

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#9 Posted on
I mean, he get points just for having a great pic like this on his site:



Tribal Prophet
Andouille








Since: 9.1.02
From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada

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#10 Posted on
I generally don't like his stuff because it's just so bloody hard to understand. Maybe he could stick to the English language for a few sentences in a row before using his own "Zenk-ese". This sentence or two about Stephanie saved the column for me though:

"I forgot she's SHY, yeah, just shy of about 160 lbs. I’m looking forward to the Ross Report that tells Big Steph to get in shape before she's allowed back on TV…..."

That, followed by the picture of Jim Ross with the caption "Fitness Guru" put it over the top as a funny read. I guess it means that even when you write high, you can still get a few good jokes in.


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