Awesome site! I love reading it, it's almost a wrestling version of the National Enquirer. I love the fact that this guy is verbally bitch-slapping Vince McMahon at EVRY opportunity and Vince can't do jack shit about it! For that, Tom Zenk just may be one of the top 200 coolest people on earth.
"All born equal unless you're Canadian Then halfway through decay like Uranium You define what's death-defying Get the most out of life or at the least die trying Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train? Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane? Have really good times doing really bad things ‘Cause the show ain't over ‘til the fat lady sings Like Elton John with his candle in the wind It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin' Don't expect a bright light no just curtains Life is like a penis most people don't know it But most people suck so they usually blow it"
From "Take The Long Way Home", by The Bloodhound Gang
I generally don't like his stuff because it's just so bloody hard to understand. Maybe he could stick to the English language for a few sentences in a row before using his own "Zenk-ese". This sentence or two about Stephanie saved the column for me though:
"I forgot she's SHY, yeah, just shy of about 160 lbs. I’m looking forward to the Ross Report that tells Big Steph to get in shape before she's allowed back on TV…..."
That, followed by the picture of Jim Ross with the caption "Fitness Guru" put it over the top as a funny read. I guess it means that even when you write high, you can still get a few good jokes in.
I just think it's so transparent how this whole show-vs-show angle is set up just to put HHH over as THE top dog in the entire friggin' company. What a joke.