Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform, And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
Pujols led the National League in battign avg., hits, runs and doubles. Bonds led in slugging percentage, with Pujols in 2nd. Pujols is a much better fielder, and Pujols is not going to go to jail for steroids. The voters, as in most things, are morons.