Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform, And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
Crap. I was hoping the Marlins would get Girardi as their bench coach, then let him manage when McKeon retired. That was the word going around, anyway. Eh, I guess we'll have to settle for Larry Bowa as bench coach.