Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform, And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I think too many people talk crap about Bobby Valentine, most of whom couldn't coach a little league team. Valentine is one of the most knowledgeable baseball people ever. Is he a great Coach? No, but he is a good one.