Think about it ... a Lita or Molly or Stacy-ish sidekick in their corner -- but male -- to distract and interfere when necessary. For laughs they can even have him provocatively dress like the other divas. Think Stevie Richards-like half tshirts and short shorts? Something like that maybe?
I think adding that to the team would give them that one last heel boost they seem to need, and could work outstandingly, especially given the ambiguous nature the WWF's taking them to.
Nahh, that was supposed to be a man dressed like a woman, right? That the wrestlers thought it was an ugly (or to them, pretty) woman, but everyone else was in on the joke and knew it was really a man?
I'm talking about a male diva, "out" as a male diva (none of this transvestite confusion) dressed up and interfering. Prototype: Mango from SNL. lol.
Billy & Chucky's heat comes from the fact that their characters are completely clueless, and completely stuck on themselves. People find them funny because they're too stupid to realize how gay they come off, not simply because they come off gay.
The Mango manager would be a mistake because this is NOT a "gay" gimmick in the Adrian Adonis/Lenny&Lodi sense whatsoever.
In fact, I'm more inclined to think a female dominatrix-type manager is what's needed to REALLY complete the look.
Originally posted by sheaIn fact, I'm more inclined to think a female dominatrix-type manager is what's needed to REALLY complete the look.
Completely agree. Chyna would have been PERFECT for this, but she's gone... hmmm... maybe Ivory would work here?
"Oh - oh! Well well well well! It's twenty-four hours after the Royal Rumble and GUESS who is still the Undisputed Champion of the World - ME! Yeah, and I tried to warn all of you - I tried to tell you I was not a joke. I tried to tell you to take me seriously, but what did you do, huh? What did you do? On Sunday, you invited all your little friends over to watch the Royal Rumble, you called up Frank and said, 'hey Frank, you wanna come watch the Rock kick Chris Jericho's ass?' And Frank said, Frank said 'oh sure, I wanna see the Rock win the Undisputed Championship and go all the way to WrestleMania.' I mean, it's a foregone conclusion, right? The Rock is gonna win! The Rock is gonna win! The Rock is going to win, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU believed in your hearts that the Rock was going to win but GUESS WHAT HAPPENED. The Rock - The Rock - The Rock...LOST. CHRIS JERICHO - WON. And even if you don't like it, you have to appreciate and acknowledge all that I've accomplished, because everything that I've done is far too gigantic to be ignored!"
What I think would work is to have a valet who is smitten by Billy and Chuck, but Billy and Chuck are too stuck on themselves and each other to notice her, but keep her around since she's willing to run interference for them.
Valet: "Hey Billy! Wanna go in the hottub?"
Billy: "Nah, I'm too tired."
(Chuck walks by.)
Chuck: "Hey Billy! Wanna go for a massage?"
Billy: (all of a sudden excited) "I'm there!"
"Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf--ker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time!" -- Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction (1994)
I've got the one perfect person -- "HOLLYWOOD DAVID ARQUETTE BABY!"
"Nobody loves the custodian. I come and I sweep and vacuum for you. When you're in the mood to go to the bathroom, I even disinfect it for you! This is the thanks I get?!? All who defy me shall be dis-infected!"
Anyone remember Simon Diamond? Mitch would be perfect as a manager for Chuck and Billy! It would f*ckin' ROCK to hear J.R. paraphrase Joey Styles' line, "There's Chuck and Billy... and their little Mitch!"
A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend with weed is MUCH better!
I still have visions to this day of Foley waddling behind the stretcher offering his Big Gulp to Vince as Vince is being carted out of the arena, and of Vince screaming his head off at Foley. THAT is why I liked him.