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The W - Recap Feedback - Year in Quotes 2001: NOVEMBER 2001 RAWs
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LAST THURSDAY: Wow, that Rock sure is a whiner. Hey, clips from Rebellion! At Vince's behest, Jericho offers the hand - JERICHO offers the hand - and Rock takes it. "Hey Rock! Try not to lose another big one....again." And, sure enough, Rock starts throwing punches. It's always ROCK throwing the punches...did you notice that? 'cause he's a WHINER
WWF RAW 5.11.2001

Hey, Ross just happened to drop the fact that the Women's title is currently vacant...so there you go. I wonder if he could tell the people behind WWFtitlehistory.com about that - they still list Chyna as champion.
WWF RAW 5.11.2001

Attention, fans - the commentators are finally *actually talking about this match.*
WWF RAW 5.11.2001

Here's a replay - it looks just as ugly as it did in real time.
WWF RAW 5.11.2001

Christian wears a Diamondbacks jersey...because sometimes, the best heat is local heat. Besides, he's gotta do SOMETHING to get this crowd involved - they've been deader than...well, I won't say it but I'm ASHAMED that you're thinking it.
WWF RAW 5.11.2001

LOOK EVERYBODY! THE UNDERTAKER IS SELLING AND YOU SUCK IF YOU HATE HIM BECAUSE YOU THINK HE DOESN'T SELL
WWF RAW 5.11.2001

Angle leaves the ring and follows after Austin. I think he wants another hug! I think Austin wants him to put his hat back on. But then, I'm reading into all of this - we've already gone to the ad break
WWF RAW 5.11.2001

Oh, God - it's the people who believe they're Klingons. These are the Trekkers that embarrass other Trekkers, BELIEVE me. Didja ever notice that all the really FAT guys are Klingons? There's a REASON for that.
WWF RAW 5.11.2001

Stacy rides a table down the ramp - ewww, there's a big greasy spot left on the table!
WWF RAW 5.11.2001

Earlier tonight, inside WWF New York, Billy Gunn and Chuck Palumbo introduced themselves as the newest tag team in the WWF. My sources indicate that current team names being bandied about for these guys include "The Two," "the Ass Event," "Jungle Gunn (O-E-O-E-O)," "I gave up Big Show for CHUCK PALUMBO?" and "We'll never see these guys except on Jakked anyway, so who cares."
WWF RAW 5.11.2001

Heyman has designs on putting Mike Tenay in Ross' chair after the Alliance wins - well WHY NOT.
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

Angle backs up into Kane...makes a GREAT face - then turns around to take his right, right, right, into the ropes, big boot, if Kane drops the leg I'm gonna shoot somebody...
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

TOMMY DREAMER is in - clothesline for him. Chokeslam! Thanks for coming out tonight, Tommy!
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

WWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: T & T (with RAW is brought to you by Xbox, Starburst, and truth) v. HARDY BOYZ (with Cheata) - the flame guy misses T's cue, and for a moment I thought Clarence Mason was back to try to exercise the Harlem Heat copyright, but no luck.
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

Jeff gives Lita a hug - and Matt...gets jealous. I guess. There isn't a lot of acting talent here, folks.
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

The NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS are in the front row! Heyman asks if Ross used to announce for them - oh...that was in the *N*FL.
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

Booker T can't stop looking at Rob van Dam - maybe he's in love!
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

WWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP: AWESOME UNDERTAKER WHO IS AWESOME (on his Beautiful Titan Bike, with RAW Credits & Transmitido en espanol SAP - AND Xbox presents Survivor Series in six days!) v. POINTS TO SELF (with Let Us Take You Back to SmackDown!) - Wow, no matter WHO wins, you have something to bitch about!
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

COMMISSIONER McFOLEY is out - strange, since Halloween has come and gone and I don't think he's got another book to plug just yet...
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

Bradshaw looks unhappy that he didn't get to perform his fallaway slam.
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

Ross has the LINE OF THE YEAR with "He has the look on his face, does Regal, that he - he smelled your...your torso." Heyman: "He WHA? What are you - who writes your material?" Ross: "Nobody." Me: "DUH."
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

Geez, these guys should just kiss already.
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

They dance about a bit. Man, I'm BEGGING him to plant one on him right now.
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

"We've been this close for five minutes, and the Rock can honestly say for some particular reason, your breath smells like...strudel!" See he DOES want him.
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

Hand on shoulder - he's GONNA KISS HIM!
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

Rock makes the "people who like Bette Midler...are a little comme ci, comme ca" hand motion.
WWF RAW 12.11.2001

It took me over half an hour to do that last segment. I think you should know that I expect all of you to put me on your Christmas list STAT.
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WWF RAW 12.11.2001

TONIGHT: You get NOTHING! Not even an INKLING of what's to come! However, if you didn't buy the pay-per-view, here's a look at the two locker rooms reacting to the finish. What *I* want to know is how Big Show got that choice seat in the front row when he STARTED in this match - also how rude can he be to block the view for all the people behind him? ("Hey! Down in front! AWW C'MON")
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

THIS WEEK'S TNG CAPSULE REVIEW: I could make the obvious joke about "The Outrageous Okona" and the fact that somebody thought it would be clever casting to use Joe Piscopo as the Funniest Comic In The Known Universe but that's not MY WAY, PEOPLE - *instead* I'll remark on Teri Hatcher as the transporter chief of the week. I mean, I don't even trust her with the RADIO SHACK CRAP she tries to convince Howie Long (and us) she not only knows how to use, but uses regularly...so you can understand why I'm not exactly buying that she has the wherewithall to run a FREAKIN' TRANSPORTER. At this point, I have to stop and remind everyone that Teri Hatcher was born in my current hometown of Sunnyvale, California...which has no bearing on anything, but trivial knowledge makes the nation dumber, so I do what I can. Oh yeah, the episode SUCKED.
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

Lita goes for an arm wringer but unfortunately Stratus has decided to fall to the canvas, almost wrenching Lita's arm out of its socket in the process - quite possibly the ugliest spot of 2001 on WWF television.
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

LINDA McMAHON is doing a meet and greet inside. 'cause if there's one thing CEOs do great, it's chat in the corporate-themed restaurant with dining customers!
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

Hey, did you see the "Scott Keith Rules" sign? See, I KNOW Scott - and I think I can definitively say that he DOESN'T rule! No, REALLY! Ask around.
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

Vince is talking to ME on his cel phone - see, I was confused about this Kiss My Ass Club thing, so I called him up in the middle of the show and asked him to explain it to me. (I mean, didn't you WONDER who was on the other end?)
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

Angle helps him up - right, right, right, into the ropes, reversed (aw, he was doing so WELL, too),
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

What, are all the Alliance guys just following them around from arena to arena in a MYSTERY MACHINE solving crimes or something?
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

Vince drops trou - that's it, I'm outta here.
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

Lawler's voice reaches an octave that'd make a dog say "Damn, I can't hear him anymore."
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

Balm applied, Regal makes a look like he's - he's been smelling...your torso.
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

CHRIS MONDAY JERICHO (with Let Us Take You Back to Earlier Tonight) v. KANE - and to think, this feud started all over a spilled cup of coffee! What? No? Oh.
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

Somehow, referee "Blind" Teddy Long ends up admiring a butterfly alighting on a faraway tree branch, allowing Jericho's trick knee the chance to act up with impunity.
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the recapper's very best friend is the Special Video Look. FUHFUHWID
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

It's Edge - I had just called him up on his cel phone and now I'm getting the blowoff! "I'll call you back." YOU STINKIN' LIAR YOU *NEVER* CALL BACK
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

The remainder of this match takes place in a thick, peasoup fog of Tazz' pyro. I'm making the foghorn bellow here and it's very entertaining.
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

Some music we haven't heard in almost eight months - on a different show - is playing. You may know it's called "Also Sprach Zarathustra" - you may not - but you *definitely* know it as the music of THE MAN.
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

But, damn, his suit looks more expensive than Vince's at least - just as it should be.
WWF RAW 19.11.2001

TONIGHT: Oh no, it ain't over yet, not by a long shot. Trish and Stacy tussle tonight in a BRAWN PANTIES match! Oh, and the Rock takes on Kurt Angle & Chris Jericho in a handicap match but it won't have any bras or panties in it. All this, plus JR says "Oklahoma" FOUR HUNDRED TIMES over the course of just over two hours! Back in fourteen!
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

Vince raises Angle's arm - ewww, pit stains!
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

Rob van Dam limbers up - pshaw, I've seen Steve Blackman do that a MILLION times.
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

OH NO VAN DAM PISSED HIS PANTS AGAIN
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

Fivestar frog splash on the chair - and D-Von sells it OLD SCHOOL STYLE twitchy witchy - 1, 2, 3. (3:19)
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

Regal says he needs to go to the loo - the WC - Test and Bubba Ray are confused, but Christian speaks fluent European and relates that he needs to take a bathroom trip.
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

Here's the slow pan upwards on Stacy. MICHAEL KING COLE manages to keep his eyes upward asking why she thinks she can win tonight in a bra and panties match given that she sucked on SmackDown! "Michael, when I'm in my bra and panties, I always come out on top." I don't even know what that MEANS!
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

That be a nothin' segment yo
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

I don't write up bra & panties matches BECAUSE I'M SO BUSY BEATING OFF TO THEM. Seriously, the highlight of the match is me laughing at referee "Blind" Jack Doan starting a three count, forgetting the stips of this match.
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

Trish loses her top. Stacy loses HER top. Crowd hoots and hollers. Lawler says "giblets."
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

In a way, it's cool to have Lord of the Rings goblets, because commemorative glasses from Burger King seems like such a 70s style promotion - and, hell, Lord of the Rings seems so 70s as well so it works perfectly!
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

THE ROCK (with RAW credits, Transmitido en espanol SAP, TV-14-DLV, CC and LIVE! boxes) hits the ring and poses at at least two of the four corners. I HOPE HE SINGS!!!!
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

“It seems like everybody is hyped up here in Oklahoma City!” [Yeah, but there's a guy in Sunnyvale who's REALLY REALLY BORED]
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

The Y2J countdown interrupts at this point - this seems familiar... hey look, it's EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO I SAID EGO DO YOU HEAR ME EGO EGO EGO EGO GOD DAMMIT YOU WILL ASSOCIATE THIS MAN WITH THE WORD EGO IF IT KILLS ME EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO EGO
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

WWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: KING EDGE v. TEST TEST THIS IS A TEST - Champion enters first because he has Rob Zombie music, I guess.
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

Hey! I just saw Booker T! He told me I was watching the NEW TNN! (Also it said "RAW is WAR" - oops)
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

Ross: "Rock DESPERATELY needs to make the tag!" What, it hasn't even been three minutes!
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

I ask you: who - WHO decided that the solution to the sagging ratings was "wow, Vince McMahon needs to bare his ass on WWF TV. That - THAT WILL FIX EEEEEEEVERYTHING!"
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

Austin removes his belt and starts whipping Vince's bare ass. I didn't need to see this.
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

Ross laughs loud and long to let you know how hilarious it is. In fact, this is start to look like REALLY BAD ACTING by Ross.
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

BONG Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' AWESOME UNDERTAKER WHO IS AWESOME is out to save the day...or, hell, turn.
WWF RAW 26.11.2001

Well I'd say this is just about what NO ONE wanted to see...but, gosh, I'd just *hate* to be proven wrong later. Let me just say that all you Undertaker Hatas are getting just what you deserve. You're gonna miss how awesome he USED to be.
WWF RAW 26.11.2001




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