Everybody laughed when I said my Anaheim Angels would oust the Yankees! Everybody said I was crazy! Everybody said I was on drugs! Everybody thought I was out of my mind! They all laughed at me!
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"That's right! You suckas better FIND somewhere to run! 'cause it's me - Booker T - not only am I the Scorpion King, but I'm the five-time WCW Champion - and I got a sword, too! Now can U dig THAT - SUCKAAAAAS"
He or she is probably using ESPN Home Run Tracker. They say his shortest HR allowed in Great American Ballpark would have gone a park neutral 382 to right field, which is long enough to be a home run in Petco.