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BenoitFan7
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Since: 7.1.02

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#1 Posted on
Of course you don't, which is why you're reading my post.

They should, uh, free up a slot in the Rumble (I dunno, say Albert stumped his toe or something) and announce that the loser of the Rock-Jericho match gets a slot in the Rumble match. That way, even if Jericho loses, he'll get to win the Rumble.

And to add to the above, which is sure to be an absurdity in the Bizzaro World of WWF writing, we could have the following scenario on HEAT:

[Rock and Y2J stand at the Royal Rumble Raffle Device arguing]

ROCK: I'm gonna win the World Title! But if I lose, I'm gonna win the Rumble!

Y2J: No, I'm gunna win the match! But if I lose, I'm gunna win the Rumble!

[in walks Vince McMahon]

Vince: Blablabla... [insert common self-aggrandization]... Blablabla... [draws their number - it's slot #1] Oh, and boys... [raises eyebrow evilly] Good luck in your match tonight.

[end scenario]

So that way, even though Jericho loses the Title, he gets to put on the performance of his life, out-lasting everyone and winning the Rumble after sixity-plus minutes of classicity.


I tell ya what, I should be writing for the WWF.

Or Baywatch. Or somewhere.

ObPamelaAnderson: Did anyone else notice all the bruises on her arm during her hosting of the New Years' Day Baywatch Moronathon?



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Quezzy
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Since: 6.1.02
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#2 Posted on
You know your post gave me an idea when you mentioned WWF's Bizzaro World writing.

It'd be a perfect angle for Hurricane, he finds some kind of Bizzaro world where the women's title is valuable, big show is slim and X-Pac is popular.

Also at Bizzarro World Royal Rumble Jamie Knoble wins it for an unprecedented 9th time. And goes on to Wrestlemania to wrestle Kaz Hayashi!

Meanwhile HHH is in HWA wrestling the Godfather (yes, even in Bizzarro World, Godfather still sucks.)



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MoeGates
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Since: 6.1.02
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#3 Posted on
So that way, even though Jericho loses the Title, he gets to put on the performance of his life, out-lasting everyone and winning the Rumble after sixity-plus minutes of classicity.

The drawback, of course, is that Jericho would have to take Raw and Smackdown off after wrestling for an hour and a half straight (almost) on Sunday.

Moe




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January 2nd, 2002. Paris, France. My proudest moment.
BenoitFan7
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#4 Posted on
I think we would be able to forgive him so long as those shows are sprinkled with replays of his night of glory.



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TKL
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Since: 14.1.02
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#5 Posted on
i bet you guys would give jericho head if you could... fuck



Fuck you and fuck your dog.
SerWolfe
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Since: 11.1.02
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#6 Posted on
yeah!.... why dont you just say you want to have his kid?... sheesh



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BenoitFan7
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#7 Posted on
Originally posted by TKL
i bet you guys would give jericho head if you could... fuck



Fuck you and fuck your dog.



Uhh, okay.



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Super Shane Spear
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Since: 2.1.02
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#8 Posted on
It's WWF Sliders! The hit series sitcom starring Vanilla Ice as Scotty 2 Hotty who travels into different dimentions, saving the world from super bad guys like Kevin Nash Hitler and Hollywood Castro.

W! O! R! M!
HOO! HOO! HOO!

Then Booker T pops his head in to end every show by saying "Booya! It's over like rover!"



lmo911
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#9 Posted on
Originally posted by Quezzy
Also at Bizzarro World Royal Rumble Jamie Knoble wins it for an unprecedented 9th time. And goes on to Wrestlemania to wrestle Kaz Hayashi!



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THAT IS AWESOME!



Yes THAT IS AWSOME! Too bad Kaz is going to once again hand Knoble his sorry ass! They didn't kick him out of the Jung Dragons (Running rough shod over the Bizzaro WWF like the NWO only wished they could!) for nothing!

As for Pamela: I saw those marks, but she's had them for a while, I think. I always thought it was an acne scar or something.



Nothing is better than X-pac!

It's all in the inflection...
BenoitFan7
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#10 Posted on
Nah, they looked like bruises. Wasn't that pinhead Tommy Lee assaulting her?



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#11 Posted on
Originally posted by TKL
i bet you guys would give jericho head if you could... fuck



Fuck you and fuck your dog.



I really wish I could come up with a good Al Snow Joke Here.
lmo911
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#12 Posted on
Yeah Tommy was busted for beating on her before. It was the reason for their break up. Well, that and the whole porno flick scandal probably. Of course who does she shack up with now? Kid Rock. Yeah, that'll last.

Never thought I'd be discussing Pamela Anderson on a wrestling board..oh well



Nothing is better than X-pac!

It's all in the inflection...


(edited by lmo911 on 19.1.02 2149)
dMp
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Since: 4.1.02
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#13 Posted on

It would be very entertaining to see Jericho enter the Rumble on some technicality just in case he looses the title. Neither will happen though.

But that would make him the funny guy again, if he could pull that off, not the hated sumbitch heel he has to be right now (same reason no ralphus, no rulebook, no nothing cool heel-ish)

And no, I do not wish to have sex with him. If you don't have anything interesting to say, then shut the hell up

And on Pamela: Must be some birthmarks or scars or whatever, she had them as long as I can remember.(I checked..*grin*) Just every now and then they bother to put some make up on it.



The real reason HBK has never made that much talked about comeback used to bounce out of synch with the other Nitro Girls.
Rush4Life
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Since: 2.1.02
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#14 Posted on
You know what may happen? Jericho loses to the Rock (and maybe finally get one belt? I doubt it) and beats the crap out of another contestant of the RR and grabs his number. Have that happen during another match so no one is expecting it and run through the Rumble then when that number hits, it would shock the casual fans in attendence. Jericho comes out, lasts till the end and goes to No Way Out to beat the Rock!!..Nah, wont happen



Rush4Life

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Quezzy
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Since: 6.1.02
From: Pittsburgh, PA

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#15 Posted on
Originally posted by BenoitFan7

ObPamelaAnderson: Did anyone else notice all the bruises on her arm during her hosting of the New Years' Day Baywatch Moronathon



No, you see in order for me to notice her bruises when she was hosting the New Year's Day Baywatch Maranthon, I would have to have been WATCHING the New Years' Day Baywatch Maranthon.



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