Fah, the kid will probably have Chyna's "Sgt. Slaughter" type chin, and X-Rat's huge forehead.
Maybe the nuptuals will be held in a Vegas chapel, where the minister wil be Honky Tonk Man (Since they ARE wrestlers, and there ARE Elvis impersonators with notary licenses in Vegas), only the fee will be $4.95 to marry 'em.
Has anyone watched Hedvig and The Angry Inch before? It's odd how Hedvig (a transgender for the people who hasn't seen it) looks a bit like Chyna and her guitarist looks a lot like X-Pac...
Of course you people probably haven't seen it so you wouldn't know...
I would wish them cheers, but even if they DO get married, it probably won't last longer than six months.
Jericho:"And I think after the match, you should come back to my dressing room and get what you REALLY want...an injection of Vitamin.....C." Me:Forget about Trish, you can inject me ANYDAY! Your ego has just been *CRUSHED*Courtesy of The Renegade
Well, since I feel everyone deserves to be happy, I wish the two of them well. However, if worst comes to worst and they do break up, I pray to God we do not see any photos of Chyna similar to the one we saw of the Kat after Stacey and Lawler broke up.
But under no circumstances should they be allowed to have kids.
These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN! – Dean Rasmussen 8/1/2002 Smackdown Workrate Report
My prediction? Just as they're about to be proclaimed monster and wife, Matt shows up on the Titan-tron with video footage from the night before... with him taking a drugged Lita on a drive to Las Vegas and getting a quickie marriage to her.