Wrestling has been rhyming with ass. I miss shows and it makes me all shades of ambivalence. WWE is starting to suck again. The crops? Jeezum Spice! Someone stole my crops. What in the ham fat is going on. That's just poo-doo! That's just my 2.4856 Yen.
Was flipping the channels last night, and the creature was bitching about actually having to job in Japan on Best Damn Sports Show. So, then they have the creature in studio, and Inoki is there as well. First thought of course was that after all Inoki had done in this business, it took associating with the creature formerly known as Chyna to get on an American talk show. Then, at the end, the creature announced that she has gotten engaged. They have a weeping Waltman in the stands, and the classic line from the interviewer: Does he wrestle? I guess the D-X fame has worn out for Waltman.
edit: Does this mean from now on when Waltman shows up the fans have to chant 'Chachi sucks?' In addition, you could tell the studio audience didn't know who Waltman was, because they cheered him instead of chanting he sucks.
(edited by redsoxnation on 15.11.02 1040) I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said.
!!!???? But... what? HUH???? I am sorry... that whole story confused me to no end, whatsoever.... Of course there is another angle to all of this. X-Pac was released by the allegedly HHH controlled WWE not to long ago. Maybe HHH found out his best buddy was with his ex? Again though... WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Where the hell did this come from? And who goes on Body by Joanie anyway??? lol...
Well- my ass still hurts, but lets see what happens this week...
And of course, like WCW so perfectly illustrated, booking to spike the ratings is a foolproof idea, a guaranteed moneymaker! Please, dosen't anyone backstage remember how much of a long and slow process winning back the audience took the last time.