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du365
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Since: 4.10.02

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#1 Posted on
If you don't believe me, go to BodybyJoanne.com but X-pac and Chyna got engage to be married two weeks ago.


Congrats
You two deserve each other.
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Since: 12.3.02
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#2 Posted on

    Originally posted by du365
    If you don't believe me, go to BodybyJoanne.com but X-pac and Chyna got engage to be married two weeks ago.


    Congrats
    You two deserve each other.



Well if X-Pac sucks, then it's safe to say Chyna's the right man for him, right?

I hope "Love theme from X-Factor" is their wedding march.



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Since: 4.11.02
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#3 Posted on
Ugh. Just...Ugh. It's the unholy union of suck.
StaggerLee
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Since: 3.10.02
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#4 Posted on
Hey, everything else he had good in his life in the past 7 or 8 years was because of HHH, maybe he put in a good word for him!
Mr Heel II
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Since: 25.2.02

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#5 Posted on
Maybe they can be a husband/wife tag team in NWA/TNA. They could be known as "Carnies" and nobody'd blink an eye.

(edited by Mr Heel II on 14.11.02 2239)
cranlsn
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Since: 18.3.02
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#6 Posted on
Oh my dear Lord...the hideous children that this could produce! It's like breeding a chihauha with a great dane.



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Ticamo
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Since: 19.7.02
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#7 Posted on
Awwww... that's so sweet. No matter what people think about them physically or professionally, I think it's nice that they were able to find love within each other and if that makes them happy, then that's wonderful.

Negative vibes will always reign in Weinerville, I guess. If they love each other and want to be together, who are WE to judge. I swear... You guys are just so mean. I'm happy for her after the crap she was dealt and if screwing one of her ex-man's good friends makes her happy, goody for her.

Maybe I'm on a hormonal tirade right now, but damn it, you guys are just REAL REAL mean. :)
The King of Keith
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Since: 4.11.02
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#8 Posted on
But it's X-Pac...and Chyna...? We're supposed to hate them and make fun of them!
Stephanie
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Since: 2.1.02
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.22

    Originally posted by Ticamo
    Maybe I'm on a hormonal tirade right now, but damn it, you guys are just REAL REAL mean.


No we're not - we just don't know who's the man in that relationship.



Come now, someone had to say it...

Steph



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cranlsn
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Since: 18.3.02
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#10 Posted on

    Originally posted by Ticamo
    Awwww... that's so sweet. No matter what people think about them physically or professionally, I think it's nice that they were able to find love within each other and if that makes them happy, then that's wonderful.

    Negative vibes will always reign in Weinerville, I guess. If they love each other and want to be together, who are WE to judge. I swear... You guys are just so mean. I'm happy for her after the crap she was dealt and if screwing one of her ex-man's good friends makes her happy, goody for her.

    Maybe I'm on a hormonal tirade right now, but damn it, you guys are just REAL REAL mean. :)



Come on now...I've really tried to stay out of a lot of the HHH bashing, the latest trend-JR Bashing, and most of the general negativeness about wrestling.

But this...in my case it's "light hearted" meanness. You have seen them right? It's Mutt and Jeff (a really old cartoon featuring a tall person and a short person, if anyone's wondering ).

So...no horrible wishes intended for their impending nuptials, it's just that the news of this woke up the devil on my right shoulder, while the angel on my left was sleeping.





8-1 Bring on the Vikings!

Big Bad
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Since: 4.1.02
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#11 Posted on
Does this freak anyone else out for reasons besides their combined lameness as wrestlers? I mean, I would NEVER try to pick one of my best friend's exes...it would just be weird on so many levels.



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Lexus
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Since: 2.1.02
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#12 Posted on
Disturbing Image Time!

At the honeymoon, is Lauer gonna be sitting on a chair, when Waltman runs in out of nowhere and gives her a bottomless Bronco Buster?

Not only that, but would they make love, or would she just hit him in the nuts and raise her arms?

And would Albert make a run in? It'd be horrible if that big bald monster made his way into the bedroom!

The answer to all of these questions, as you may have guessed, is yes.



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Mattitude
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Since: 7.10.02
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#13 Posted on

    Originally posted by Lexus
    Disturbing Image Time!

    At the honeymoon, is Lauer gonna be sitting on a chair, when Waltman runs in out of nowhere and gives her a bottomless Bronco Buster?

    Not only that, but would they make love, or would she just hit him in the nuts and raise her arms?

    And would Albert make a run in? It'd be horrible if that big bald monster made his way into the bedroom!

    The answer to all of these questions, as you may have guessed, is yes.



I wonder if Chyna's old rocket launcher would come into play...



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Ticamo
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Since: 19.7.02
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#14 Posted on
Tsk, tsk, tsk.... I love Wienerville. Many a day, I come here just to read and smile and man... you all never cease to crack me up. That's all I can say anymore. You all just make me laugh so damn hard everyday.
This is another one of those days... My original post wasn't intended to take anyone to task, so don't take it that way. I like Chyna and I'm indifferent about X-Pac is all.

cranlsn did make the devil thrust the thought of their children into my mind. Remember, this is post-operation Chyna and surgery doesn't affect genes. I suppose all their kids will have that BIG chin she had before they reset her jaw. But, I'm not mean.
Jackson
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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.10
I wish I was good at Photoshop. This is golden material for "if they mated".



Bubbles? Oh come on Sharon! Im Ozzy Osbourne the Prince of Fucking Darkness. Evil, evil, more fucking evil not a boatload of fucking bubbles man.
ekedolphin
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Since: 12.1.02
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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52
Ooooh, mail that idea to the Conan O'Brien show! Heh heh.

Anyway... my question is, if they had a kid, would it be a male, female-- or both?



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dMp
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Since: 4.1.02
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#17 Posted on

on a personal levl: Good for them. Hope they are happy.
Did anybody see this coming? I mean, last week there was a rumor and now they are engaged? Who missed a scoop here some weeks/months ago?

on a fun level:
Wedding vows should be great..
"WITH THIS RING I BEWED THEE! NOW SUCK IT!"

The ceremonial dance after the wedding should be great, with those amazing moves X-Pac does..

Will she wear a wedding dress or one of them S&M outfits? Or maybe the wonderwoman mode from wm17..





Nick Z.
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Since: 15.11.02
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#18 Posted on
I think X-Pac fell in love the minute he saw that huge penis on Chyna. He's never seen one like that you know. Especially on a chick.

Isn't that sweet?
DarrylTheHitman
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Since: 21.9.02
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#19 Posted on
Do the New Age Outlaws get to be best man and bridesmaid?



It's False
Scrapple








Since: 20.6.02
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#20 Posted on
So who would the wedding guests be?

Scott Hall comes to mind. Keep that man AWAY from the wine!

Kevin Nash comes to mind. He could even be best man, but he'd probably tear his quad walking down the aisle.

Justin Credible comes to mind. Maybe he can find a jockstrap to match his tux.

Albert comes to mind. I think everyone would just be relieved to know he's wearing a SHIRT!

BG James comes to mind. I think he'll even share his stash with the groom, just this once.

Billy Gunn comes to mind. He's probably thinking to himself "This just isn't my year for weddings".

And of course...

Triple H comes to mind. I can see him going into ROID RAGE and killing Joanie before the wedding. He would then proceed to hump her dead body.




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Ah, I miss Sid. So much endless material.
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