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Since: 17.6.02
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#1 Posted on
Yes, it says WWF, which means it's outdated. However, the guy still makes some pretty valid points, and it's good for a laugh.

Click here, and enjoy.





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What's wrong with the Mankind Sipper Cup?



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#3 Posted on
Well, you suck on Mankind... it's symbolic, see?

I would wear the Vince mask, sure, i'd look like the creepiest man alive, but, I'd wear it. Hell, I think it'd be funny for Goldust to wear it sometime on raw!

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#4 Posted on
For some reason, this line cracked me up...

(On JR's BBQ sauce)
"The big selling point here is that it was supposedly created by Jim "Good O'l J.R." Ross, WWF announcer, who wears a cowboy hat, and therefore knows how to make good BBQ sauce. By that logic, if I were to wear a sombrero, I would then be qualified to make kick ass fajitas, despite the fact that I have no fucking clue what one is.. "



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#5 Posted on
Oh great, and I just managed to *forget* about Steve Austin Cologne...



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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.65

    Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard
    Oh great, and I just managed to *forget* about Steve Austin Cologne...


Well, I was living in BLISSFUL IGNORANCE until now. :(



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#7 Posted on
Ha this was pretty funny.

I never did understand the athlete/cologne connection. Why would you want to smell like a sweaty athlete?

APA T-shirt/ catchphrase sooo very disturbing. Heck the wrestlers in APA are pretty disturbing as well.

LOL at Scotty's stuffed worm "We don't advertise to kids, we don't advertise to kids" *cough* please by this loveable stuffed toy at shopzone.com or at an arena show near you* "we don't advertise to kids"







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Since: 2.1.02
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.22
That Vince McMahon mask is just plain scary all by itself, especially with those big fake teeth. I think it would make an ideal Halloween mask.

That Chyna poster almost makes her look attractive. Especially if you were to put a Nicole Bass poster next to it.

Steph



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#9 Posted on

    Originally posted by Stephanie
    That Vince McMahon mask is just plain scary all by itself, especially with those big fake teeth. I think it would make an ideal Halloween mask.

    That Chyna poster almost makes her look attractive. Especially if you were to put a Nicole Bass poster next to it.

    Steph

Yeah...Chyna doesn't look like a man there! LOL Mind you, Nicole Bass...can't say she looks feminine. I think Cloudy looked more womanly than Bass...LOL



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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00

    Originally posted by Stephanie
    That Vince McMahon mask is just plain scary all by itself, especially with those big fake teeth. I think it would make an ideal Halloween mask.

    That Chyna poster almost makes her look attractive. Especially if you were to put a Nicole Bass poster next to it.

    Steph



I have that mask. I wore it and was immediately asked why I was wearing a Ronald Regan mask.

I haven't worn it since.



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Since: 17.6.02
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#11 Posted on
You want the REAL pinnacle of WWF/E merchandise?! Here's it is!



Stone Cold Steve Austin Ice Cream Bars. Yes, they exist!







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Since: 6.10.02
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#12 Posted on
Dude, those ice cream bars are AWESOME.



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#13 Posted on
Fuck fucking yes. WWF ice cream bars rule all. I did miss out on any modern incarnation of these though, judging by the Austin one. If you're looking for a suitable replacement to get your fix, try the Rugrats ice cream bars. The taste is virtually indistinguishable from the Superstars Bars, though licking Chucky Finster just doesn't have the same appeal as putting your mouth around Randy Savage.



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Since: 6.10.02
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#14 Posted on
I think some supermarkets carried a new version with like, Austin, Rock, HHH, and THE BIG BOSSMAN or something. But I think they were only widely distributed, or distributed period, in Canada.



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Always Pounding Ass.

Great.



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#16 Posted on

    Originally posted by Ubermonkeys
    though licking Chucky Finster just doesn't have the same appeal as putting your mouth around Randy Savage.
I'm going to pretend I didn't read this.



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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95

    Originally posted by VK Wallstreet

      Originally posted by Ubermonkeys
      though licking Chucky Finster just doesn't have the same appeal as putting your mouth around Randy Savage.
    I'm going to pretend I didn't read this.


Me too. Unless Ubermonkeys is code for "Miss Elizabeth."

:)



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Since: 17.6.02
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#18 Posted on
Just one problem with the column. I can think of two straight guys who wear the shirts. Faarooq and Bradshaw. I wonder if this guy would give them shit about it? Oh yeah, the Vince mask really looks like Steph.



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