These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN! – Dean Rasmussen 8/1/2002 Smackdown Workrate Report
(On JR's BBQ sauce) "The big selling point here is that it was supposedly created by Jim "Good O'l J.R." Ross, WWF announcer, who wears a cowboy hat, and therefore knows how to make good BBQ sauce. By that logic, if I were to wear a sombrero, I would then be qualified to make kick ass fajitas, despite the fact that I have no fucking clue what one is.. "
Ken Anderson 411Wrestling.com, ScaryMidgets.com/Jay
I never did understand the athlete/cologne connection. Why would you want to smell like a sweaty athlete?
APA T-shirt/ catchphrase sooo very disturbing. Heck the wrestlers in APA are pretty disturbing as well.
LOL at Scotty's stuffed worm "We don't advertise to kids, we don't advertise to kids" *cough* please by this loveable stuffed toy at shopzone.com or at an arena show near you* "we don't advertise to kids"
Fuck fucking yes. WWF ice cream bars rule all. I did miss out on any modern incarnation of these though, judging by the Austin one. If you're looking for a suitable replacement to get your fix, try the Rugrats ice cream bars. The taste is virtually indistinguishable from the Superstars Bars, though licking Chucky Finster just doesn't have the same appeal as putting your mouth around Randy Savage.
Originally posted by Ubermonkeysthough licking Chucky Finster just doesn't have the same appeal as putting your mouth around Randy Savage.
I'm going to pretend I didn't read this.
¡Azúcar, flores y muchos colores! Estos fueron los ingredientes elegidos para crear a la niñita perfecta. Pero el profesor Utonio agrego accidentalmente otro ingrediente a la formula: ¡la sustancia X! Y así nacieron, ¡las Chicas Superpoderosas! ¡Con sus ultra súper poderes, Bombón, Burbuja y Bellota dedican su vida a combatir el crimen y las fuerzas del mal!
Just one problem with the column. I can think of two straight guys who wear the shirts. Faarooq and Bradshaw. I wonder if this guy would give them shit about it? Oh yeah, the Vince mask really looks like Steph.
Monsoon: Ted Arcidi's gonna drop by. Brain: What a jerk. Monsoon: He's buying dinner. Brain: Oh, that Ted Arcidi. He's a wonderful human being.
For a sweepstakes trivia question on WWF.com, they had a question that is easily the stupidest wrestling question I've ever heard. It went a little something like this:
“What is the only way to win a submission match?